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Offline xkinkyxmilf22x

when you go to a WGs house.

what have you seen ect that turns you off.

Offline skittish

when you go to a WGs house.

what have you seen ect that turns you off.

Never been, but

Having to walk past WG's bf sitting on sofa,
Underwear/clothes/make up etc strewn across the place,
Stinking cigarette smoke,
Sharing a room with pets,
Dirty uninviting bed/linen.

Offline Sailormack

Seeing the previous punter's johnny hanging up to dry.

Especially when it's next to the teabag  :scare:

Offline xkinkyxmilf22x

omg! phahaha :vomit:

and i was worried about my homely home. lool.

Offline finn5555

Seeing a can of femfresh next to the bed   :vomit:

wet wipes or condoms in the wastebin next to the bed







Offline smiths

when you go to a WGs house.

what have you seen ect that turns you off.

Dirty as opposed to cluttered premises, no way am i punting in an unhygienic place nowadays.

There being no bed or shower/bath.

Children being on the premises.

Men unless its a brothel, if a WG has security they should not be seen or heard.

Illegal drugs and i dont want to see any evidence of them like bottles of water with a hole in the side, bongs, rolling machines, large rizzlas or the smell of Skunk as examples. At least hide them and dont smoke before a booking so i can smell that unmistakable smell.

Fortunately these have all been rare occurences.

From my personal experience:

- Kids clothes and / or shoes in the corridor leading to the room
- Toilet not being flushed (!)
- Curtains open while walking to the bathroom, displaying my naked body to the whole neighborhood!

Nothing dodgier than that, I have probably been lucky!

Offline Cactus

Agree with the above, any sign of children in the house is a turn off.  Similarly any evidence of a partner etc should be kept away.  Ideally work premisis should not be your home, but I know this is not always practical.

And similarly as mentioned above, drugs or any drug related paraphernalia.  I was recently at a punt, which about 15 mins after I departed turned into a drug deal, she was my regular, I won't be back.

Lastly, try to keep the rooms I will be in looking/smelling tidy.  Especially the bathroom.  I once arrived at a punt bursting for a pee after being dicked around and kept waiting for half an hour and had a bottle of Lucozade.  By the time I got there I asked to use the loo to be told it wasn't working and that I could either go to her mates upstairs or to the supermarket at the end of the road.  I went for option 2 and didn't go back, used my plan B, who actually turned out to be the girl mentioned above who turned into a regular until her drug habbit/dealing reared it's head.

Luckily nowadays most of these do not happen but it is uncanny that if one of them happens usually there are a few of them!

smoke
perfume
boozy breath
(clues not to take home to missus)

shitty bog and / or no bogroll
drugs
cat or dog shit or smelly litter or pet food or cat or dog in the room
in one case baby in next room woke up and only child gate in her doorway stopped her toddling in
no heating in winter
family member in this case male teenager - comes home from school in middle of day.
only one pillow
false fingernails
nowhere to hang jacket and other clothes or put specs safely
cold lino floor
phone being answered
curtains so dark cannot see lady
thrush / candida / bacterial vaginosis = smell of fish
organ recital – which is my term for being told the lady's medical history

Offline tom269u001

All the above + when a WG can't be bothered to wipe her arse properly after going to the loo (for a #2)!

Offline Gorgeousgabi

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Seeing the previous punter's johnny hanging up to dry.

Especially when it's next to the teabag  :scare:

Sailormack, you never fail to amuse me! :lol: xxx

Offline Gorgeousgabi

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All the above + when a WG can't be bothered to wipe her arse properly after going to the loo (for a #2)!

Does this actually happen?!?!  :vomit: xxx

Offline tom269u001

Does this actually happen?!?!  :vomit: xxx

Oh yes, and very noticeable by the smell when doing doggy!

Offline Sailormack

Sailormack, you never fail to amuse me! :lol: xxx

Yes but have you have seen skinny jeans on a 50+ year old guy. Now that IS funny  :cool:

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Offline Sailormack

Oh yes, and very noticeable by the smell when doing doggy!

Perhaps there should be a time curfew on these types of posts :vomit:

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Offline cunnyhunt

Perhaps there should be a time curfew on these types of posts :vomit:

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Put a BBW ass pic on screen and it will look like it. :hi:

Offline Gorgeousgabi

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I think im gonna spew!! No need!! Amount some girls are on you think they could afford toilet wipes.

Im glad i haven't ate yet :vomit: xxx

Offline xkinkyxmilf22x

I have a nice arse for a bbw  I think lol

Offline smiths

Oh yes, and very noticeable by the smell when doing doggy!

Fortunately not had that happen much and in the last 5 years i have only punted with one smelly WG, the stench was over-powering, probably a case of BV but i was off. WGs really should be careful what they use to wash their fannies as BV is always a possibility with regular soap. ;)

Offline xkinkyxmilf22x

what about the poor WGs who have to put up with smelly willys?!  :vomit:

Offline cunnyhunt

what about the poor WGs who have to put up with smelly willys?!  :vomit:

A good pro$$ie will offer the use of a bathroom/shower.

 if they do not use them and are not clean then you refuse to see them and refund their money to get rid of them.

Offline xkinkyxmilf22x

A good pro$$ie will offer the use of a bathroom/shower.

 if they do not use them and are not clean then you refuse to see them and refund their money to get rid of them.


when i was alot younger i did abit "escorting", i was very young, naive, and stupid. I saw a bloke at a hotel, didnt even think about asking him to wash. he was horrid.  :vomit:. I also lied about my age an said i was 18, which i deffo didnt look, which is why i probs got so much interest. dirty men ;)

Offline Ali Katt


when i was alot younger i did abit "escorting", i was very young, naive, and stupid. I saw a bloke at a hotel, didnt even think about asking him to wash. he was horrid.  :vomit:. I also lied about my age an said i was 18, which i deffo didnt look, which is why i probs got so much interest. dirty men ;)
If you were underage discussing it on an open forum maybe isn't the best idea.

Offline cunnyhunt

If you were underage discussing it on an open forum maybe isn't the best idea.

This is like a repeat of history.


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