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Author Topic: Girls what is the worse/funniest request you have had?  (Read 3734 times)

There is a video somewhere of a vibrator being shoved up the japs eye.. I was trying to find it...
Oh and Whilst we are on the eye watering subject... I once watched a guy shove a Gnome up his arse!!

have had a punter bring anal beads & stuff them down his japs eye & that wasnt the worst  :scare:

Offline Joe Blob

I once had to ask a guy to leave as he had turned up with a bag of frogs and a big pair of knickers and wanted me to wear the knickers with the frogs in and try and kill them all by squashing them yet on the phone he had wanted a gfe.


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Offline ParisB


  wanting me to stamp on ballons ( and blow them up first )  i fucking hate ballons  real phobia of them especially that squeaky noise they make

one client bringing me his mother in laws clothes to wear  and fuck him  ( i felt like Margaret Thatcher )  afterwards he told me his MIL  was dead


Offline ParisB

not quite as bad but my spiked stilletoes in the same place    :scare:

Once had a bloke ask if I would put a screwdriver down his jap's eye and twist it  :vomit:.

Offline ParisB

This is quite a normal request and I have done quite a few of these bookings.  Normally you turn up the money is on the side next to a few cakes and all you do is pick up the money, throw each of the cakes into the guys face and then once the cakes are done you leave.

but what if you were sneaky and ate them   :yahoo:

Offline Kitty

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A pair of marigolds, one (freshly shaved) pair of testicles, and a big bag of stinging nettles.

Don't you like toad in the hole?

Hahahaha!

Offline k

There is a video somewhere of a vibrator being shoved up the japs eye.. 
I was trying to find it...
The video or the vibrator?

Offline Sarahs Back

The video. and that just took me on a journey I will not want to take again... :scare:
From 2 men and a horse (one man died) to finding out what goatse means  :scare:
Oh my!
But sorry couldn't find the vid... Well not one that I didn't have to sign up to watch it

The video. and that just took me on a journey I will not want to take again... :scare:
From 2 men and a horse (one man died) to finding out what goatse means  :scare:
Oh my!
But sorry couldn't find the vid... Well not one that I didn't have to sign up to watch it
if its the one i think its called two kids in a sandbox!

Offline k

The video. and that just took me on a journey I will not want to take again... :scare:
From 2 men and a horse (one man died) to finding out what goatse means  :scare:
Oh my!
But sorry couldn't find the vid... Well not one that I didn't have to sign up to watch it

Reminds me of this:-

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp

...so if a punter brings you a non-plastic lobster... you know what (not) to do... right?

Offline Sarahs Back

Reminds me of this:-

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp

...so if a punter brings you a non-plastic lobster... you know what (not) to do... right?
And a good morning to you all..   :vomit: .. Please enjoy your day!  :crazy:

Offline johnr1

I've had a few weird....not entirely bizarre but strange! For example, having to fully transform a man into a woman...make up/shaved back the lot and that was it....no sex nothing. That was the most bizarre bit!

I've been asked to wear jodhpurs and ride someone like a horse. Saddle,whip, the full shabang! That was fun!

I've beaten the living daylights out of someone with a stick for 45 mins....trust me after 45 mins ya arm begins to ache!!

The list is endless...but the stranger the better in my opinion! Don't know if i could do the whole screw driver thing though  :vomit:

Don't knock it till you've tried it!!  :yahoo: xxx


My god Gabriella,
For someone so young and only been escorting for a short time you have had your share of strange experiences!!!!! Well I think they are strange
Call me old fashioned but what is wrong with a good bit of oral both ways and a down to earth shag?
Am I missing something?

Banning reason: White knight prick


Offline eli69

Christ and all the girls I have asked to keep their knickers on and they refused seems like i wasnt asking for too much really in comparison

"There's now't so queer as folk" as they say round these parts! (or at least we're supposed to!).


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