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Author Topic: Dear Deirdre...  (Read 1696 times)

Offline mh

This is purported to be a genuine letter from the S*n, but whether it is or not, for your entertainment...


Offline fredpunter

I think you forgot something ...


Offline Nagilum

This is purported to be a genuine letter from the S*n, but whether it is or not, for your entertainment...



First of all I hope Dierdre points out that this review is useless without the AW link  :D

Offline Sonny Crockett

This is purported to be a genuine letter from the S*n, but whether it is or not, for your entertainment...



 :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Bollocks!!!!
Banning reason: Troll

Offline PLeisure

So sweet !  :kissgirl:

Love how families come together over Easter  :rose:
« Last Edit: March 27, 2016, 02:30:56 PM by PLeisure »

Offline mh

I think you forgot something ...

Well I wasn't going to include my name, was I? Doh! ;)

Offline Nagilum

Well I wasn't going to include my name, was I? Doh! ;)

Stop being a fluffy and give me the link to your daughter  :sarcastic:




This is only half the story, we need to see Derdrie's response.

Offline LL

This is only half the story, we need to see Derdrie's response.
Her replies are always a bit too predictable. For this one it's going to be something like...

"My e-leaflet 'Stop Fucking The Prostitute You Just Found Out Might Be Your Daughter' will help you make the right choices."

Offline helmsdale

Could be that well known snooker champ writing the letter after visiting MI.
Banning reason: Making race postings after being barred from Off-Topic section for racist comments. Used up all chances.

Offline mh

Could be that well known snooker champ writing the letter after visiting MI.

It saddens me greatly that I'll never get to ask helmsdale WTF he meant by this post.
 :D

Does anyone here do cryptic crosswords?  :sarcastic:

Offline mh

By the way it does appear to be a genuine DD letter, at least in the sense that it was published online, at the end of this lot:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/deidre/7025709/Deir-Deidre-Sex-at-home-isnt-with-my-wife.html

Here's Deirdre's no-nonsense (but also not entertaining) response:

Quote
DEIDRE SAYS: If she is your daughter then you must stop having sex as incest is against the law.

Ask her more questions. It could be it’s you wondering where your daughter is after all these years that is triggering these thoughts.

My e-leaflet on Tracing Someone could help.

The S*n clearly doesn't employ proofreaders for online pages. HTML page title is "Deir Deidre:sarcastic:

Offline LL

It saddens me greatly that I'll never get to ask helmsdale WTF he meant by this post.
 :D
Then let me cheer you up :D
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22959.msg341823#msg341823

"Is it ok if i continue seeing her?" what's he asking Deirdre's permission for? He's a full grown man. Obviously its a fake, but it's silly that anybody would need to ask an agony aunt a question so obvious as this.

Offline mh

Then let me cheer you up :D
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=22959.msg341823#msg341823

Cripes, I remember that post - even MI thought it looked like her.

I think helmsdale may have waited until his penultimate post to write the most insightful response to any post ever!
 :scare:

This is purported to be a genuine letter from the S*n, but whether it is or not, for your entertainment...



It's ok, this happens all the time here in sunny Norfolk!

Offline unclepokey

Never mind Dear Deirdre,
Come into Uncle Pokey's little booth.

So you've fucked the individual in question already - and you had a great time?
Well just carry on, enjoy, and forget the past. It's not incest, it's Alzheimers.

Uncle Pokey

Offline mh

- and you had a great time?
Well just carry on, enjoy, and forget the past. It's not incest, it's Alzheimers.

How do you know you had a great time? You may be doomed to repeat Negative punts forever.  :scare:

Offline unclepokey

You're just so right.
Fuck me. what am I to do.
Already memory  doesn't = orgasm.

Uncle retires to reconsider his position.
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