Incall, 60 minutes, £100
It's been quite some time since I've seen her, however, she is ultimately the reason why I will never punt again. I'll say this to start, do not waste your time with this. Unless you are there to just chat her up, it is not worth your time or money to see this person. Now, I have seen previous reviews on this person, so my expectations were fairly low. But, good god, what I experienced is one of the most disappointing, boring, and empty sex that I have ever had. Here's the lay down:
- A bit dodgy at times, but messages went through.
- Attractive, matches the photos in her gallery. However, the novelty only lasted so long, I will explain later.
- Decent conversationalist, able to move from one topic to the next fairly efficiently.
- Decent to look at.
- Apartment is quite clean and tidy.
- Is not the sex freak that she portrays herself to be on her profile. A more proper description would be docile, fragile even.
- Kissing is practically non-existent, it's more like pecks given to a five month old toddler.
- The sex cannot be describe properly in this short bullet point, it will be explained below.
- Everything felt mechanical, her body language made it obvious that she was forcing certain emotions.
Arrived at the location on time, took her 25 minutes get ready and open the gate for me to go up to her apartment. Upon arriving, she was wearing a bathrobe over a pair of bra and panties. My initial thoughts were that she actually looked like the photos in her gallery. After entering her room, she stripped off the bathrobe and I finally got to take a look at the goods. As stated above, she looked the same as in her photos, albeit slightly chunky around her abdomen, so her breasts were fairly large, she had pale white skin, and her ass looked fairly firm. I went to get myself cleaned up and we ended up chatting on her bed while she gave me a massage. The massage was lacklustre at best, just an action used to pass time. To my surprise, she was a decent conversationalist, able to keep up with my questions and was able to ask some in tandem. I soon grew tired of the massage and told her that I wanted to progress onto the next activity. She went to grab some lube and began to lightly stroke my cock while I went to play with her breast and kiss her. To start, her kiss was extremely dispassionate, akin to a person lightly kissing a toddler, an action used because the baby is in your arms. Soon, she went to cover my cock in a condom and began to suck on it. It was fairly decent, to be honest, she gave my head plenty of attention, however, she never went more than halfway down my shaft. Afterwards, she got onto me in the cowgirl position and plunged her pussy with my cock. I'll say this now, it was extremely mechanical sex. Not in the sense that it's just paid sex, but in the sense that throughout the entire exchange, I felt no carnal urges for her. In fact, she had to begin stroking my cock before I even got hard. After switching to multiple positions, with no change in her demeanour, mind you, I finally came. We went to clean up and started to chat a bit more before I cleaned myself up and left her apartment.
As I've said in the beginning, do not waste your time with this person. Unless you're paying to just talk to her, it is not worth the time and money to go to her place for a shag. There was no sense that she was enjoying the sexual exchange, no moans, no comments, nothing. It felt empty, there were no carnal urges to carry on, or a sense that the sex was pleasurable. In fact, I had to force myself to come in order to end the monotony of having sex with her. I literally didn't even break a sweat, my heart was not racing not was I breathing deeply after we were done. So, to conclude, I'll say this: If you even have thoughts of paying to visit her because you're horny just take this advice, put your wallet back, whip out your phone or computer, and go to a porn site to masturbate to. I can guarantee that the pleasure you get from masturbation is 10 to 20 times more pleasurable than what this person can give you.