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Made an enquiry into meeting this woman for a photo session. I get that she doesnt have sex etc but the idea of seeing this old biddy nude and taking pics really interested me. Doesnt look like a bad body for her age.

Anyway, her boyfriend replied to my request with a list of rules as long as your arm such as:

No touching
You meet them in a country pub first to get to know them
As you take photos, he wants to take photos of YOU photographing her!
After you've taken pics he wants the SD card out of your camera so he can obscure her face

With rules like that, whats the fucking point?

I didnt reply.

Pity really, coz i'd pay up to £300 to fuck her.


Offline Nagilum

I'm not even going to click it, it would spell punting retirement if I see it!

Offline Hertsgent

I'm not even going to click it, it would spell punting retirement if I see it!

Wise words.....that I failed to heed..... :vomit:

Each to their own though I guess  :P

I'm not even going to click it, it would spell punting retirement if I see it!

Here goes, I saw it you will   :lol: :lol:

« Last Edit: March 25, 2016, 07:36:48 PM by virtualwaster »

Offline ramrodronnie

Good grief!! How low will some people stoop?  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
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Offline sqlbatsman

Pity really, coz i'd pay up to £300 to fuck her.

Is this a wind-up?

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Is this a wind-up?

Haha guys i've done A LOT of things in my 31 years on this planet. When my time comes i intend to be a very old man lying in his bed going "yeah, i did the lot". :P

Offline Moresomes

https://www.adultwork.com/32872

  i'd pay up to £300 to fuck her.

Hope you get to see her.
Can,t wait for the review, especially the bit where she descends on your bell end with her teeth in her hand.

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Hope you get to see her.
Can,t wait for the review, especially the bit where she descends on your bell end with her teeth in her hand.

hahahahha :D :D :lol: :lol:

I imagine even if she did let punters fuck her, her fanny would be so slack.

Ever see that vid of the oldest pornstar? (not for the feint hearted).

http://xhamster.com/movies/556610/87_amp_still_bangin.html

Offline CatBBW

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Ever see that vid of the oldest pornstar? (not for the feint hearted).

http://xhamster.com/movies/556610/87_amp_still_bangin.html

OMG. :(  She looks like she doesn't know what's supposed to be happening. I'm all for pensioner sex, I've seen quite a  lot, but this just seems like geriatric abuse. Does she have dementia?

And the guy putting on the condom THAT IS TOO SMALL! the wrong way round  then switching it to the correct way does NOT protect from STIs.

And the way he's talking to her.  :vomit:

Finished watching. Revolting. She's obviously not *involved* nor enjoying at all. Wow.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2016, 10:11:21 PM by CatBBW »

Offline Turtle Z

I'm into photography and thought it might be worth trying to book a mature model for nude photo shoot. Anyway I booked a mature model who has done a number of Mature NL type solo videos and goes by the name of Loura. I was hoping she might offer sex for extra cash as she was really fuckable but it was actually really shit. I'm there with my camera lens about 6 inches from her minge but unable to touch or do a thing about the raging boner I had. One of the most frustrating experiences I've ever had and interestingly found out that even these amateur model types aren't averse to telling a few porkies. Told me she had a nice studio flat in London where I could visit to do the shot and it actually turned out that her studio was a single pokey bedroom where I barely had enough room to move of even step back to properly frame my images. Anyway, tried it, it was shit, won't do it again. Oh, and then after paying her £40 an hour for her time she then had the cheek to ask for copies of the images.

Offline Sonny Crockett

She's got a great body for 83. Shame she doesn't offer sexual services as I'd love to fuck her.
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Offline pierrot

TCM probably has her in his hot list.

Offline ramrodronnie

She's got a great body for 83. Shame she doesn't offer sexual services as I'd love to fuck her.


Please tell me your not for real Sonny Crockett?  :lol: :vomit: :scare: :sarcastic:
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Online Vivago

She's got a great body for 83. Shame she doesn't offer sexual services as I'd love to fuck her.

Book a session with Floosie, she will fulfill all your gerontophiliac fantasies and is a lot cheaper. Mind you she is a mere stripling at only 71.  As mucky as they come, she will invite you to 'fuck her up the arse' in a posh, home counties WI voice that will have you chugging away like a steam driven pile driver in no time at all. :D
« Last Edit: March 26, 2016, 12:40:48 AM by Vivago »

Offline Sonny Crockett


Please tell me your not for real Sonny Crockett?  :lol: :vomit: :scare: :sarcastic:

Yes I think she does for 83 years old.
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Offline Nagilum

Right then, whose going to TOFTT?  :sarcastic:

Right then, whose going to TOFTT?  :sarcastic:

Sonny Crocket

Maybe it will cure him.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Some of you geezers are sick beyond belief.     :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

Offline blue

Some of you geezers are sick beyond belief.     :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

+1, that's just wrong!

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Quote from: MJ.spritzen on Yesterday at 08:19:18 pm

    Ever see that vid of the oldest pornstar? (not for the feint hearted).

    http://xhamster.com/movies/556610/87_amp_still_bangin.html


OMG. :(  She looks like she doesn't know what's supposed to be happening. I'm all for pensioner sex, I've seen quite a  lot, but this just seems like geriatric abuse. Does she have dementia?

And the guy putting on the condom THAT IS TOO SMALL! the wrong way round  then switching it to the correct way does NOT protect from STIs.

And the way he's talking to her.  :vomit:

Finished watching. Revolting. She's obviously not *involved* nor enjoying at all. Wow.

The guy fuckign her is non other than Ron Jeremy. He said in an interview that he would only do it if it was proven she wasnt demented or coerced. She's done another video with a guy called Dick Nasty. In that one he couldnt even get hard and ends with no cumshot.

Takes all sorts to make a world.

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Offline CatBBW

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OMG. :(  She looks like she doesn't know what's supposed to be happening. I'm all for pensioner sex, I've seen quite a  lot, but this just seems like geriatric abuse. Does she have dementia?

And the guy putting on the condom THAT IS TOO SMALL! the wrong way round  then switching it to the correct way does NOT protect from STIs.

And the way he's talking to her.  :vomit:

Finished watching. Revolting. She's obviously not *involved* nor enjoying at all. Wow.

The guy fuckign her is non other than Ron Jeremy. He said in an interview that he would only do it if it was proven she wasnt demented or coerced. She's done another video with a guy called Dick Nasty. In that one he couldnt even get hard and ends with no cumshot.

Takes all sorts to make a world.

Really??! God, you'd think HE would know what size condom to use and which way round to put it on by now...


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