redhotash

[Still-alive]

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This is only the second time in 27 years of punting that I have walked away ( the first being many years ago when all the WGs advertised in The Sport, I phoned a lady in Acklam who said she was mature, when I turned up she was a bag of bones and looked older than my granny)

I originally e mailed redhotash to ask if she was working over the Easter break and she replied that she was. I mailed back that I would phone her Good Friday morning, which I did. She sounded OK on the phone, but before we could agree a time we got cut off. I assumed she had done something or her phone had gone dead, but a few minutes later I got a text apologising and saying her signal was bad. We texted and agreed a time for a 30 minute incall for £50, and she texted me a postcode. A postcode finder informed me that this was in Southern Stockton and not in Middlesbrough, although she is on the Middlesbrough page. I texted for confirmation of this and she replied yes Stockton.

She asked me to text her when I was setting out, which I did, but when she texted back she forgot the house number, which I had to ask for again.

I arrived a few minutes early. Parking was easy, either outside on the main road or down an adjacent side street. The area was reasonably decent, I've certainly seen worse. The house was a terrace, quite smart outside, looked like it had some money spent on it, not a dive.

First impressions when she opened the door, not particularily attractive facially, probably a good bit older than the 41 she claims on her profile, decent figure but spoiled by very thick thighs, I had asked for stockings but her legs were bare. Blonde hair but not very styled. She was wearing a mini dress but it wasn't very sexy. I was already having doubts.

She led me into a downstairs front room, I though we would probably just have a short chat and do the paperwork then up to the bedroom, but she said she actually worked in the room. I looked around, blaring stereo which she turned down, chintzy sofa and not much else. The big window was straight onto the main road and only had vertical venetian blinds covering it.  I said I peferred a bed but she muttered some excuses about grandkids staying, couldn't use theirs, and it boiled down to no bed available, so I made my excuses and left. She took it very well, no fuss, so 50 quid saved for another day as I didn't have a plan B.

I've given her neutral rather than negative because we didn't do the deed, so for all I know she might have been shit hot rolling around naked on the Ikea, but somehow I very much doubt it. Best I can say about her is that she was a pleasant woman who gave the impression of total amateurishness rather than deliberate rip off.

Looks 5/10
Comms 8/10
Locality.....good, easy parking, respectable neighbourhood.
Venue 3/10 unless you enjoy shagging on chintzy sofas.

[maxxblue]

What attracted you to her in the first place, S-A?

Looking at her profile, I can't see anything that would tempt me to contact her.

[Still-alive]

What attracted you to her in the first place, S-A?

Looking at her profile, I can't see anything that would tempt me to contact her.

 Well, at my age maxxblue I prefer to go for mature WGs, and also I prefer slightly larger ladies, not obese but well rounded. She seemed to fit the bill. Her profile isn't bad, she was reasonably local and in my budget range, and not foreign. I didn't expect miracles from a £50 Teesside escort by any means, but I know a few who are far more professional and some who cost less. To be honest, the impression I got was that she was not a real WG but a sort of wannabe WG who thought it might be a good way to earn money but had neither the knowledge or talent to pull it off.

[Inquisitive Male]

Still-alive, think you are being generous with a Neutral.
If she can't provide the basics of a bed then she isn't really being professional in her approach or commitment to the job. It's not as if we are teenagers with the girlfriend in the front room anymore, we are paying for a service and WE should expect certain standards and basic essentials. No Bed!!! What next no condoms.
Can fully understand why you walked and with Teesside and South Durham as barren as it often is these days I j=have to be honest and say that I've looked at her profile and contacted her, somewhere near Linthorpe village six months ago, so maybe a bit of a nomad. I've walked quite often, normally where the girl doesn't provide the advertised services or wants to charge extra which isn't advertised either, I personally don't stay until everything is agreed beforehand. But the lack of a bed is a new one to me, and why couldn't she dress as you had requested? Almost contempt for us guys when the girl fails to make an effort when we have specifically asked for something, could she not have said 'I don't have them' or 'I don't do that' when you were talking to her on the phone before you went to see her, at least you would have been prepared.

Good review, and certainly an eye opener. She lost your £50 and I won't be pursuing any further interest in her. No bed, didn't dress as you asked, and little effort made to her appearance, personally I think she would have had a Negative from me

[Still-alive]

Still-alive, think you are being generous with a Neutral.
If she can't provide the basics of a bed then she isn't really being professional in her approach or commitment to the job. It's not as if we are teenagers with the girlfriend in the front room anymore, we are paying for a service and WE should expect certain standards and basic essentials. No Bed!!! What next no condoms.

If she had given the impression more of being a rip off merchant than the clueless amateur she seemed to be I would certainly have given her a negative, IM. However, reviews, good or bad, warn and inform and the punters on this site are now warned about her.

Interesting that she was once in Linthorpe area, that explains why she is on the Middlesbrough page of AW, she hasn't altered the profile. The house seemed far too classy for a Teesside WG too so my guess is she's moved in with relatives.

[coolguy1990]

the impression I got was that she was not a real WG but a sort of wannabe WG who thought it might be a good way to earn money but had neither the knowledge or talent to pull it off.

Actually, that sounds quite cool, apart from the lack of talent. I hate the hardening of attitude and falseness that can come with professionalism. I like the naivety of amateurs.

I'm a bit like you S-A. Love mature-plumpers. It's not an age thing with me, though. I've always liked them. Even when I was 12 or 13 years old I was perving over them.

Actually, I'm surprised the chunky thighs put you off, not to mention the sex on the couch, especially if you remember the good/bad old days of the Sunday Sport. You'd be lucky if they had carpets, curtains or even windows in those days.

[Still-alive]

Actually, I'm surprised the chunky thighs put you off, not to mention the sex on the couch, especially if you remember the good/bad old days of the Sunday Sport. You'd be lucky if they had carpets, curtains or even windows in those days.

If the thighs had been firm and shapely they wouldn't have put me off, but they were fat and flabby.