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Author Topic: x KinkyKristina x Lewisham  (Read 2172 times)


8 review(s) for x KinkyKristina x (7 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


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Had a really stressful few days so just fancied something quick and easy. Decided on Kristina as she was reasonably close, English and I'd heard good things about her BJ skills so thought I'd give her a whirl.

Comms
Called at 1pm with no answer but an immediate text asking to communicate via text as she doesn't start till 2pm. Asked for the 2pm slot and that was that. Address and clear directions given and received.

Location
New build flat not even 5 mins from Lewisham station. Lewisham is about 20 mins on the train from Victoria so excellent travel links. Bedroom and bathroom clean and tidy.

Looks
Profile pics are a few years old and she's gone up a dress size. A lot of make up on too which isn't normally my thing. However, in going up a dress size her bum has become shapely and slappable so in that sense it was a positive for me! Fake tits which I love, piercings to nipple and clit looked nice.

The meet
As it was only a £50 15 minute meet there was no real time for chit-chat. (I got the impression she could talk for England given half a chance!). VERY deep french kissing to begin with. Not sure if I'd call it porno style or "first ever kiss at a party" style. Just threw her tongue all over the place. Maybe I had a bit of food on my mouth and she was trying to lick it all off?
Anyway, she came up for air when I decided it was time to sample her BJ skills. Very sloppy, wet, DT all done to a high standard, then - a massive pet hate of mine - the OTT porn noises!
After about 5-6 minutes of this I felt it was time to fuck her and slap that bum of hers! Condom on, little man inside and, you guessed it, MORE porno groans! Shot a weeks worth of man muck and offered wet wipes and a shower to clean up.

Overall
As it was only 15 minutes (think i was in the flat closer to half an hour) it's hard to fault. The BJ was very, very good and she was tight down below. However, I can't give her a positive due to the ludicrous kissing and the moaning that made me sound like I was closer to a foot long sub than a 6 inch! If that's your bag then she's definitely worth a visit. However, for me, as much as I like PSE sex the noises have to be a bit less forced and decent kissing is a must!


8 review(s) found for x KinkyKristina x linked to in above post (7 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

sounds pretty good for a 15 minute pump and dump, i saw her a couple of years back and might give her another whirl

Offline Nagilum

I can live with that.  Thank you for the review.  :drinks:

Offline collector

Shame for the lack of CIM in the enjoy list. An oral specialist like her should include it, otherwise it's an uncompleted BJ.

Offline Clooney

Shame for the lack of CIM in the enjoy list. An oral specialist like her should include it, otherwise it's an uncompleted BJ.

Yeah, I agree. A blow job expert should offer CIM.

Pity because she looks the type that if quite like to see, but I'd want to finish in her mouth.

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Looks
Profile pics are a few years old and she's gone up a dress size. A lot of make up on too which isn't normally my thing. However, in going up a dress size her bum has become shapely and slappable so in that sense it was a positive for me! Fake tits which I love, piercings to nipple and clit looked nice.

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This picture must be at least 7yrs. old -----

http://84.244.135.41/f/1089757_1.jpg

 :sarcastic:

Offline pumps

This picture must be at least 7yrs. old -----

http://84.244.135.41/f/1089757_1.jpg

 :sarcastic:

Indeed I remember seeing her back in 2010 when she first set up shop in lewisham & Shes still using the same pics

Offline jam4me

15 minute punt you tightwad.....
Y'all just judged an established working girl on a 15min punt. I thought 30mins was the min....you should be ashamed of yourselves. Witnessing your chatter clearly not. You have to realise why your here and doing what your doing. And if your criticising Kristina over a 15min booking you are A- definitley a penny pinching person who wears funny hats and owns a cut penis.
B- plain ugly with a gammy dick
C- depressed/secretly hate yourself
D-I'm getting bored now but you know who you are...

Show some more respect for these ladies. Namely Kristina!
Quite a few of  these girls aren't worth pissing over even if they were in fire....harsh I accept but true/brexitt?!
Anyhoo be nice to Kristina and her like....and if your feeling generous excuse my drunk spelling. Bare in mind I'm typing with one hand!
Banning reason: Twat

Offline Alvin

15 minute punt you tightwad.....
Y'all just judged an established working girl on a 15min punt. I thought 30mins was the min....you should be ashamed of yourselves. Witnessing your chatter clearly not. You have to realise why your here and doing what your doing. And if your criticising Kristina over a 15min booking you are A- definitley a penny pinching person who wears funny hats and owns a cut penis.
B- plain ugly with a gammy dick
C- depressed/secretly hate yourself
D-I'm getting bored now but you know who you are...

Show some more respect for these ladies. Namely Kristina!


Quite a few of  these girls aren't worth pissing over even if they were in fire....harsh I accept but true/brexitt?!
Anyhoo be nice to Kristina and her like....and if your feeling generous excuse my drunk spelling. Bare in mind I'm typing with one hand!

Knob!

Offline pumps

15 minute punt you tightwad.....
Y'all just judged an established working girl on a 15min punt. I thought 30mins was the min....you should be ashamed of yourselves. Witnessing your chatter clearly not. You have to realise why your here and doing what your doing. And if your criticising Kristina over a 15min booking you are A- definitley a penny pinching person who wears funny hats and owns a cut penis.
B- plain ugly with a gammy dick
C- depressed/secretly hate yourself
D-I'm getting bored now but you know who you are...

Show some more respect for these ladies. Namely Kristina!
Quite a few of  these girls aren't worth pissing over even if they were in fire....harsh I accept but true/brexitt?!
Anyhoo be nice to Kristina and her like....and if your feeling generous excuse my drunk spelling. Bare in mind I'm typing with one hand!

fluffy cunt

Offline Zeusthedoc

15 minute punt you tightwad.....
Y'all just judged an established working girl on a 15min punt. I thought 30mins was the min....you should be ashamed of yourselves. Witnessing your chatter clearly not. You have to realise why your here and doing what your doing. And if your criticising Kristina over a 15min booking you are A- definitley a penny pinching person who wears funny hats and owns a cut penis.
B- plain ugly with a gammy dick
C- depressed/secretly hate yourself
D-I'm getting bored now but you know who you are...

Show some more respect for these ladies. Namely Kristina!
Quite a few of  these girls aren't worth pissing over even if they were in fire....harsh I accept but true/brexitt?!
Anyhoo be nice to Kristina and her like....and if your feeling generous excuse my drunk spelling. Bare in mind I'm typing with one hand!

Simmer down sparky. You've been a member 3½years and your total contribution is fuck all. You're hardly in a position to lecture about length of punts and how to treat WGs. You sound worse than a fluffy cunt, you sound like her pimp, or even her!

OP punted and reviewed. If you disagree either out with her yourself and then review or be respectful in your response.

Offline James999

15 minute punt you tightwad.....
Y'all just judged an established working girl on a 15min punt.

She advertise & offers a 15 min option at £50 (That's £200 an hour) and you are whinging about his review, are you the pro$$ie involved?

The reality is 15 mins is plenty of time to have sex with a girl, unless of course you're one of those saddos that likes to drink tea with them and pretend they are your "friends"  :sarcastic:

You deluded fuckwit  :music:

15 minute punt you tightwad.....
Y'all just judged an established working girl on a 15min punt. I thought 30mins was the min....you should be ashamed of yourselves. Witnessing your chatter clearly not. You have to realise why your here and doing what your doing. And if your criticising Kristina over a 15min booking you are A- definitley a penny pinching person who wears funny hats and owns a cut penis.
B- plain ugly with a gammy dick
C- depressed/secretly hate yourself
D-I'm getting bored now but you know who you are...

Show some more respect for these ladies. Namely Kristina!
Quite a few of  these girls aren't worth pissing over even if they were in fire....harsh I accept but true/brexitt?!
Anyhoo be nice to Kristina and her like....and if your feeling generous excuse my drunk spelling. Bare in mind I'm typing with one hand!

What are you on about ?  she advertised it, sold it and he paid for it.


 :lol:

I dont think I slated her did I? Said she wasn't to my taste but was still good and others would enjoy her more!

:lol:

I dont think I slated her did I? Said she wasn't to my taste but was still good and others would enjoy her more!

You gave a review and some people will agree and not agree, but it's your review and experience of the punt, when questions are asked you give your responses 

Offline Zeusthedoc

:lol:

I dont think I slated her did I? Said she wasn't to my taste but was still good and others would enjoy her more!

Honest opinion is what makes this site work.

Offline Mendra

I used to see Kristina from the days she lived in Plumstead. Also seen her at her current top floor posh flat in Leeisham. The picture is defo 6-7 years old. She has changed over time but I can't resist her sluttiness and filth that comes out of her mouth like " I like 69, we can taste a bit of each other" cracking girl has no shame about what she does and dress to match it indoors and out doors. A lot of Botox and piercing to date - but still has charm. She give a knockout sloppy DT BJ and DFK with those luscious lips. Pettite when dressed like a barbie doll. My trade mark with her is fingering her while she closes the doors to say goodbye "at that point she says you can go one one round can't you?" I have always declined.

She is far from my port these days so haven't ventured out south lately but she has it coming. ;)

Offline Essex3

I used to see Kristina from the days she lived in Plumstead. Also seen her at her current top floor posh flat in Leeisham. The picture is defo 6-7 years old. She has changed over time but I can't resist her sluttiness and filth that comes out of her mouth like " I like 69, we can taste a bit of each other" cracking girl has no shame about what she does and dress to match it indoors and out doors. A lot of Botox and piercing to date - but still has charm. She give a knockout sloppy DT BJ and DFK with those luscious lips. Pettite when dressed like a barbie doll. My trade mark with her is fingering her while she closes the doors to say goodbye "at that point she says you can go one one round can't you?" I have always declined.

She is far from my port these days so haven't ventured out south lately but she has it coming. ;)

She if definitely the slutty whore type however passed her cell by date.

Offline Mendra

She if definitely the slutty whore type however passed her cell by date.

Can't agree more. But you sometimes a whore you is better the one you don't. Just like watching scarefscr over and over.




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