My first post on this website, thought it was time to get my thoughts out and get some discussion on the go.
AWRITE GUYS
External Link/Members OnlySeen this girl on Friday night, oh my sweet god this has got to be the WORST escort experience of my life.
So the arrangement and admin is quick and painless, she's not a size 12, more like a 14 or 16 but I quite like a bit of chub.
Here's how my 1 hour booking goes:It was her "secretary" I spoke to, the word "secretary" was one out of about 8 words she learnt in English.
After asking TWICE on the phone and before handing the money there is NO FK or OWO.
Doesn't get close to me, keeps giving me the most awkward eye contact.
5 minutes in she asks me to wait while she speaks to her boyfriend back in Poland over the phone. Not only is this rude and a mood killer I'm now paranoid as fuck that a 18 stone potato-headed Orc is going to barge in and murk me.
Her vag tasted rank.
More awkward, terrible and just unsavoury eye contact. Really, just terrible.
And then get this, she was actually so tight I couldn't put it in.
I actually could not get it in and this has never been a problem for me before, I asked for lube but apparently she did not understand. So clutter butter cunting convenient of her!
She would not do OWP to help me orgasm, she would only wank me off. You guessed it, got plenty of my favourite eye contact. I honestly think Thomas the Tank Engine could give me more sensual eye fuckery.
SO THAT'S IT, AND IT LASTED A WHOLE 25 MINUTESI know I'm making a massive hoo-ha out of it, but the ranting really helps get it off my chest.
I hope you never have to experience something as terrible as this.
Here's the thing; I can leave review for her on adultwork, should I bother slaying her? Would it do anything? I'm not sure as I've actually never had a chance to do it.
Thoughts?
