Author Topic: Hell of a profile!! (Read 1901 times)

Still-alive · « **on:** March 23, 2016, 12:37:12 pm »

This is actually supposed to attract punters?!?!?! Read it and weep!

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Stockton1966 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2016, 12:43:48 pm »

Cheap tho...lol

OscarC · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2016, 12:50:36 pm »

Eh?? Is that even written in English?

Tiger63 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:06:40 pm »

do I detect that she might have had a small sherry before attempting to update her profile

Kev3773 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:28:48 pm »

Quote from: Tiger63 on March 23, 2016, 01:06:40 pm

do I detect that she might have had a small sherry before attempting to update her profile

Possibly

Could be tempted she seems to have a sense of humour

Spartacus123 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2016, 01:34:11 pm »

Jeez, she has English down as her primary language

Knight Templar · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2016, 05:02:49 pm »

Fucking unbelievable , I have tried reading it 3 times snd it still makes no bloody sense

CELICA GT · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2016, 05:35:19 pm »

Don't think Sir Trevor McDonald did her interview

itsjustme · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2016, 06:10:25 pm »

Size 26 .....................................

The Rimmer · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2016, 07:08:37 pm »

I fucked a 28 many many years ago in Kirkcaldy Scotland....she was very very pretty....when we "finished" the condom had dissapeared way up her minge....lol.

CELICA GT · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2016, 08:14:56 pm »

Quote from: The Rimmer on March 23, 2016, 07:08:37 pm

I fucked a 28 many many years ago in Kirkcaldy Scotland....she was very very pretty....when we "finished" the condom had dissapeared way up her minge....lol.

:crazy:b class!!

Justincredible · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2016, 04:08:43 pm »

I reckon it's possible she could be smoldering HOT and just having a giraffe at everyones expense
She could be beautiful and just waiting for one of us.........erm you to TOFTT.

Knight Templar · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2016, 04:16:19 pm »

Quote from: Justincredible on March 24, 2016, 04:08:43 pm

I reckon it's possible she could be smoldering HOT and just having a giraffe at everyones expense
She could be beautiful and just waiting for one of us.........erm you to TOFTT.

the door is wide open for you , let us know how you get on

seriously though I think I would give it a miss

Mucher · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2016, 05:18:42 pm »

That has cheered me up no end and what is a Sims card i thought that was a computer game

Sar-Major · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2016, 06:36:40 am »

Quote from: Knight Templar on March 23, 2016, 05:02:49 pm

Fucking unbelievable , I have tried reading it 3 times snd it still makes no bloody sense

That's Coz ya noot dislexical enoof..................KT

Sar-Major · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2016, 06:40:07 am »

Quote from: Knight Templar on March 24, 2016, 04:16:19 pm

the door is wide open for you , let us know how you get on

seriously though I think I would give it a miss

Yeh.........Give her a "Whirl" slap her belly with a JCB bucket and ride in on the waves......

Knight Templar · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2016, 10:49:49 am »

Quote from: Sar-Major on March 25, 2016, 06:36:40 am

That's Coz ya noot dislexical enoof..................KT

yew cud be write sarj

Sar-Major · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2016, 06:30:11 pm »

Quote from: Knight Templar on March 25, 2016, 10:49:49 am

yew cud be write sarj

Am is...........

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Author Topic: Hell of a profile!! (Read 1901 times)

Still-alive

The Rimmer

Mucher