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External Link/Members Only Quick Summary:From a pure service level point of view this would be a negative but there were just enough positive aspects from my perspective for the meeting to be rated a neutral as by the time I left I was sort of pleased to have met Alice Desiree. I don’t think she has been reviewed on here before so thought it would be worth posting a first review of her on UKP. Others might have a better time in the bedroom than I did.
Cost:Arranged a one hour booking with Alice for £120. However, she regularly changes her prices which I have seen between £100 and £150 per hour. She said she also works for an agency and her agency rate would be £250 for one hour which may or may not be true. I would feel robbed at that price but may be a different service is provided.
Comms:It was easy to arrange the punt by phone the day before. She came across as friendly and could speak good English so I decided to proceed. I don’t think she is particularly busy so I suspect it would be easy to arrange a booking with her on the day.
Venue:Good flat within an easy 5 minute walk of Bayswater tube station. Perfectly discreet location and felt comfortable there. Nobody else was in the flat which is not shared. Only downside is that her flat is on the top floor of a block up several flights of stairs and there is no lift. Heavy breathing from me by the time she opened the door to greet me.
Bed only had a sheet on it with a couple of pillow so that felt a bit sparse.
Body / Looks:An attractive girl with a fit body although not quite as good looking as some of her professionally done photos suggest. She has face pictures on her AW profile which are definitely her so you can be the judge.
Personality:A friendly Spanish speaking girl, but unfortunately the services did not match the personality (see below). Very willing to chat after the bedroom time was over, however.
The Punt:Shower offered and taken before and after. Offered a drink as well.
We started off in the bedroom with a bit of kissing and cuddling but she wasn’t in to kissing so she soon moved down to give me oral which was covered. She lists OWO but I don’t think she would be that comfortable providing that service. She had pretty good technique and it did not take too long for me to come.
After the tidy up I gave her RO and was gently rubbing her clit. She seemed to be enjoying and getting in to it but then pretty much freaked out when I put a couple of fingers in her wet pussy going on about not wanting any infections etc etc. That was a real downer and spoilt the mood for me as she did a pretty good job of making me feel like a naughty school boy over-stepping the mark. Carried on with some more RO and then we moved into 69. Unfortunately my cock was feeling pretty numb and unresponsive and did not want to wake up. She gave it a good go with the oral (again covered) but it proved a lost cause.
We had a bit of a cuddle and I tried to kiss her but she kept moving her mouth away after not very long and it was almost closed mouth kissing so not very satisfying. She does not have a clue how to FK. I went to kiss her neck but she didn’t like that either complaining that I was too wet for her. Only likes dry kissing apparently! I gave her breasts a bit of attention and made sure I left some saliva on them.
We did not have penetrative sex as I could not get hard again after the first round of OW. I was feeling fairly pissed off with her given all the things that she did not want to do so hardly surprising. I normally manage two pops so this was definitely sub-par. Don’t ask me how tight her pussy was. Haven’t a clue other than I momentarily stuck a couple of fingers up it.
The bedroom time finished bang on time which was probably just as well.
After my shower she offered me another drink which I accepted and we had a long chat on her sofa. She was completely naked. I actually found her interesting to talk to and enjoyed her company. She became much friendlier outside the bedroom and was very open. I began to forget that it had actually been a shit punt from a sexual service perspective.
Conclusion:Overall this is borderline negative and most readers will see this review as such. However, I feel that neutral is fairer given that she is an attractive girl with a fit body, there was no B&S, she was friendly enough and we got on very well by the end, at least in a social sense, she was very generous with her time overall and some services like oral were willingly and adequately performed. Fleetingly I was even tempted to return as it felt like there was unfinished business but there were too many issues with the service to risk a return visit.
Topic: Alice Desiree - Bayswater (Read 1413 times)
