External Link/Members OnlyMy first review so bring it on. I have my asbestos underwear on so flame me all you want (although I believe that costs extra in some establishments.)
I know that this review isn’t about me but I know some of you like to know a wee bit about the reviewers.
I am in my 50’s, have been punting for quite a few years and do not have a lot of money so punts are few and far between.
I fancied (and could afford) a punt on Friday and had narrowed my choice down to Lucy Longlegs or Maria-Brazil.
I phoned Lucy and in our chat we agreed that I would phone her at a particular time when I got to Finnieston.
I also saved Maria’s phone number in my phone.
I phoned Lucy several times when I got to PC World and she never answered.
So there I was, standing in the street with a bulge in my pants, so I phoned Maria. She answered and I arranged to meet with her an hour and a half later. I do not have a car so I have to use the bus, and, in case you do not know, Lucy’s place and Maria’s place are nowhere near each other.
I don’t know why Lucy never answered, but if she had, then this would have been a report about her and not Maria.
Maria is located near the Barras in the same street as E R I K A the Latvian.
Like a few others, I was not 100% certain that I would get my Nat King Cole as her “Enjoys” list does not specify it.
HOWEVER, once I got in the flat I was 99% certain that I would.
On entering the room, as others have mentioned, there is a massage table, a double bed, a wardrobe and a chest of drawers. There is also an en-suite bathroom.
I mention the chest of drawers because there was a condom sitting right on top of it so I reckoned that my 99% chance had just increased to 100%. And I was correct.
I showered and it was onto the table for a back rub.
Let me make this plain and simple and unambiguous.
Maria is NOT a masseuse. She is a working girl. This is obvious from the rather perfunctory “massage” she gave.
It started with her getting her kit off right away and a wandering-hands type of light massage. She also climbed on top of me for a boobs-to-back massage type thingy too.
After a wee while of this she asked me to turn around and after a few light touches she said “do you want to go to bed?”
I said “
no”, and
“I have to get home to write my sermon for mass on Sunday”OK, I never. On to the bed (which was neatly made up) and I had her lie side on and I lapped at her fluffy and clean tasting snatch before asking if she had any toys. She went to the toybox (OK, the bottom drawer of the chest of drawers) and she produced three different toys.
After a wee while playing with these on her she suggested that it was my turn for oral. So both of us were on the bed and a lovely soft, though not very deep uncovered blowjob commenced. She then produced an overcoat and put it on with her mouth before climbing on top where we went at it until the inevitable happened.
I cleaned up, paid up and went home happy.
As mentioned above, my finances do not allow me to go for the £150 an hour girls, but I had an enjoyable time with Maria.
I reckon I will be back.
I also haven’t ruled out trying to see Lucy.
Topic: Maria-Brazil - Glasgow (Read 5096 times)
