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Author Topic: Maria-Brazil - Glasgow  (Read 3446 times)


5 review(s) for body_to_body_massage (3 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Online Keema

Verification photos always look so rough and look like they have just woken up - a quick note to the girls, that 7am look is doing my first thing in the morning BJ fantasy no good what so ever.

Offline RandyF

I know plenty of chaps have commented her not being the brawest...fair enough, I'd always had low expectations.



But this isn't not even fucking funny.

Guys are paying that willingly?  I'm speechless.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2016, 09:42:00 PM by RandyF »
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Ffs and I was complaining about the oompaloompah  :lol: :lol:



Omg she has aged a lot from that pic....ive not seen her in a while  :scare:


Online ablaze

she looks like morgan freeman! :lol: :lol:
im glad she cancelled on me and i did not get the chance to meet her

Offline seeker


Omg she has aged a lot from that pic....ive not seen her in a while  :scare:
FFS
YOU guys been actually paying to ride that   :dash: :dash: :dash:
And so many gushing her praises in other recent threads  :scare: :scare:
Not even a over the top porno stylie Taz review could resurrect
Interest in that now  :(
Or could it  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline chico1000

It's an awful photo for sure but if I was at a total loose end I would go back again. I've had some cracking sessions with her and in the room she is more like the pics on the profile and she normally has some good outfits. You can't really argue with her body.

She would get the total red card if that bait and switch scenario repeated itself.
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Offline Courtney

I've had some cracking sessions with her and in the room she is more like the pics on the profile and she normally has some good outfits. You can't really argue with her body.

...... :timeout: :vomit:...oh...please stop!  :lol: :vomit: :wacko: :lol:

Offline ickydicky

christ yon would gie you the boak :vomit:
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

Offline chico1000

I know for sure I'm not the only one. 
But not that many will be as stupid as me to put there head above the parapet after a shocker of a photo like that.   I just can't deny I had some good sessions.
It is £50 which gives you some context.
Maybe I am getting fussier though there was a place on here for massage Ibrox area think it was Denisa (Polish) she was a lot better looking than Maria but I walked cause she looked to rough.  Also the whole place gave me a bad vibe.
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Offline RandyF

It's an awful photo for sure but if I was at a total loose end I would go back again.

Bad light Chico?  Camera just happen snap at a unflattering moment? He having a bad hair day?  :lol:  Sorry she.  :kissgirl:

 :D :lol:  Poor Chico's been elected head of damage limitation

I dunno mate there's been times even previously, when I've got the distinct impression that you'd give me 50 sheets to pump my granny, if I told you the smell of pish and soiled gusset was Chanel no 5.

Each to their own of course, but surely your punting more from compulsion than fun & enjoyment, when a chap starts paying to pump in deepest munterland.
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Offline chico1000

I have not seen her for a good few months.  The last time I tried was several months ago couldn't get through cause she was so busy. I know countless guys on here have seen her and been back several times.
There has been a loads of reviews and threads from a whole load of Glasgow punters.  Are all these other guys so desperate Maria is only choice available. Are they also being told their choice of fun for half an hour was so fucking repellent.
Another popular Glasgow hooker facing a hatchet job primarily from one direction yet again. No reviews no contributions again and again but plenty to say.
 It is just not personal on me so it is some kind of agenda exactly what who knows or cares.  Every review somebody does in Glasgow will get a huge watery shite placed on it we are all used to it.
Look at this pic and her other pictures read the reviews see her/don't see her.  I really couldn't care.  Just don't be influenced by someone with no reviews to speak of and a huge agenda.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2016, 03:00:54 PM by chico1000 »
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Offline auldie63

WOA! never seen her looking like that.
Mind you it's been 6month or so. Have to say always had a most enjoyable time with her and probably will be back. And anyone who doesn't like that can do the other thing.

1st post guys, I saw Maria late last year, and I have to say despite reading others saying she wasn't that good a looker (but an excellent punt) I decided to go because as a relative newbie (Erika was my first) I wasn't taking any risks. I found her to look exactly as her AW profile pics, lovely figure and bubbly personality. I was shocked to see that picture and did a double take thinking it was a wind up,,I can't explain it but will back up the others on here who gave her the thumbs up.
Her profile keeps being deleted, then there was the mini sumo switch, something definitely going on in her personal life which may be the cause of it.

Offline RandyF

  I really couldn't care.  Just don't be influenced by someone with no reviews to speak of and a huge agenda.

Oh lord, what's Chico in pain about 'and not caring'  about noo  :lol:  :cry:  Another entry for the psych's log book I think  :music:
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Offline chico1000

Oh lord, what's Chico in pain about 'and not caring'  about noo  :lol:  :cry:  Another entry for the psych's log book I think  :music:
Ok temporarily abandoning ignoring you: TWO DIRECT QUESTIONS:

1, Are you a working girl or have you ever been one?

2,Have you been in a relationship with one or have you ever been in a relationship with one?
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she looks like morgan freeman! :lol: :lol:


Aye if Morgan Freeman was a crack addict

Even though she looks like this, I would still see her, no make up or hair been done; if she had make up on, and had her hair done, you wouldn't question seeing her




Offline Firebird

FUCK ME!!! She looks horrific in that pic!!!!

It's been over a year since a saw her so I can't really say what she looked like a few months ago or whatever, like I said in my review of her, she wasn't the prettiest, but she in no way resembled that shambolic mess right there  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

And people are saying they would return and see her???? Must be out of there tiny minds!!!

Offline chico1000

Firebird I last saw her probably about 8/9 months ago and you probably a year ago. Some guys on here have seen her recently I think it entirely possibly she will be a whole lot different in the room. What exactly do you think has changed since you met her and gave her a positive review.

You should know better than anyone how a bit of slap can transform somebody in to a  woman you would shag when you get your juices going. 
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Offline Firebird

Firebird I last saw her probably about 8/9 months ago and you probably a year ago. Some guys on here have seen her recently I think it entirely possibly she will be a whole lot different in the room. What exactly do you think has changed since you met her and gave her a positive review.

You should know better than anyone how a bit of slap can transform somebody in to a  woman you would shag when you get your juices going.

'In the room' as you have put it, she'll be caked in make up and will no doubt be wearing some revealing lingerie, so she'll probably look at least shagable, however that verification pic is just too horrible for words am afraid, I said in my review if I mind right that I wouldn't return to see her again, my review was a positive mostly because of the fact that I had paid and expected to receive a massage only to end up getting a full service.

And if by your 'I should know better than anyone' comment you are referring to my love of TS's well here's a couple of pics of the last TS I shagged, the same one that I posted a review on, these pics are 100% and the girl in question, Anna, looks exactly like this in the flesh...







Surely even the people on here who have zero interest in TS's would say that Anna is a hell of a lot better looking than Maria? And before anyone say's anything no am not trying to get a debate going, simply asking that if you saw both walking down the street what one would make you turn your head.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2016, 10:36:28 PM by Firebird »

Offline chico1000

You know I don't judge all I am saying take off all the make off some of your examples put them in front of a camera for a verification pic not for public consumption and they will look way way different.  No disrespect to the TS world but a lot of them will look like men without their make up on etc.    As for Maria if she looked like that in the room wearing a fleece I would not have gone back when I first met her about two years ago.  She is a plain looking lass nobody ever disputed that but you can look completely different than your verification picture.  That's all.
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Offline Firebird

You know I don't judge all I am saying take off all the make off some of your examples put them in front of a camera for a verification pic not for public consumption and they will look way way different.  No disrespect to the TS world but a lot of them will look like men without their make up on etc.    As for Maria if she looked like that in the room wearing a fleece I would not have gone back when I first met her about two years ago.  She is a plain looking lass nobody ever disputed that but you can look completely different than your verification picture.  That's all.

I've been with a lot of TS's and seen them without there make up on in the morning and yes obviously they didn't look as good but they in no way looked like men so I disagree completely with that comment.




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