Well fellas, someone had to toftt, and it must be my turn.
With the missus away, took the chance to see
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External Link/Members Only Firstly, this is the most out of the way venue I have ever been to, in 20 years of punting. That's not necessarily a bad thing, but be warned, really is in the valleys this one!
Hard to rate tbh, as had a great time, but as for some of her description...eg the size 10 bit?
clearly on that basis I am a Daniel Craig lookalike!
suggest size 14-16 would be more accurate. Tattoos on the arms too, not my cup of tea, and if she is 25, then she's had a hard life.
Anyway, seemed nice enough, and her Englsh is perfect, so no probs there, so got the paperwork sorted (£80 for one hour). Offered drinks etc to start, but I was as randy as Andy, so we went in to some dfk, with a good groping of her very ample tits. We both journeyed on a southwards direction, until we crashed in a mattress.
She asked if I would like my dick sucked. Is Justin Bieber a wanker, I thought, and nodded approval. Fuck me she took the lot down, and made all the right gagging noises, whilst I told her just how hard I was gonna screw her. At this point she was kneeling beside me, with my finger up her fuck-hole which was dripping wet! 10/10 for the blowjob (uncovered btw).
Sod this I thought, and on with the dust-jacket, and with her on top, off we went! She played with her tits, and bounced like a goodun.
On to mish, but with her feet up against my chest, and round one finished with me forevehunging over her tits.
Had a chat and massage, and she asked if I fancied a second go. Is Katie Price a waste of oxygen I thought. However, sensing her kinky side, I got her just to wank me hard. I was right, she soon started biting my nipples and going for it, moving on to my balls (playing with them, not biting them I mean!
). I told her to sit by my face and play with her jugs and whilst I had a good Tommy watching. She couldn't help but stick a finger or two down her twat, and it was all too much for me as a spray shot over my stomach.
Cleaned up and left, with sore nipples and a smile.
So overall, description is inaccurate, and I wish it wasn't, because for £80/hr she is bloody good value.
