Recently moved into the Milton Keynes area so thought I'd visit (this week) one of the more established escorts, mkhelen:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only Comms - Called Helen and asked for a short notice 1 hour in-call. Helen confirmed she could accommodate and then, rather than the usual 'I'll text the postcode' before quickly hanging up, proceeded to ask a number of questions around my requests and likes. I was given the impression of a woman who took her work seriously, and this was to be further born out throughout my visit. She's also operating a 'special' this month of a £30 reduction on her normal £130 one hour fee, dependant on booking through AW and leaving feedback. After placing the booking, I received a text providing detailed directions to the nearest free car park to her residence.
Location - A nice, secure flat on the outskirts of the MK Hub. Once parked up, I called and she gave me the flat number and floor. A two minute walk and I was up the lift and walking through the door. For the more paranoid of you, it's an anonymous building, entrance on a main road (it's central Milton Keynes, there's dozens of main roads) and you'll just look like any other random visitor. Just don't wear a Mac and stroke your knees while waiting to be buzzed up and you'll be fine.
Physical appearance - I was greeted warmly by a tall, attractive (imo), auburn-haired English woman, with a cracking pair of legs, clad in a tight, figure-hugging dress with stockings and heels as requested. Despite the absence of full face pics on her AW profile, it was clear it was the same woman - I'd say no air brushing of photos, so if they float your boat you can be confident you'll get what you see in the flesh. She led me straight to a decent sized, comfortable bedroom whereupon I handed over the money. As Helen went to stash the cash she pointed out the en-suite and told me to avail myself of whatever of it's facilities I wanted to. I won't tell you whether I had a shower there or before I left because no-one reading this gives a fuck (hint), but I was mightily impressed - clean, good looking power shower, clean towels and a comprehensive range of men's toiletries.
Back into the room to be greeted with Helen lying alluringly on the bed.
Service - Frankly, top notch. She took a few minutes at the start to confirm what I wanted, and throughout the course of the hour it was pretty clear, if it's on her 'likes' list, she'll deliver and with gusto. This is a woman who presents as thoroughly enjoying what she does, meaning the experience is as close to GFE as you're likely to get from a complete stranger. Make no mistake though, while the passion and enthusiasm is that of a girlfriend, the services cross over into PSE. Helen's a filthy woman, in the best possible way.
Anyway, during the course of the hour:
DFK (fresh breath)
RO (clean and fresh, fingers positively encouraged)
SquirtingOWO - Jesus, this woman can suck a cock. I do not come easily and have never done so from a blow job. Helen gamely broke that particular duck
, taking it all like a trooper and then showing me her empty mouth with a beaming smile. Which obviously means next on the list is
CIMSwallowQuick break, where Helen came across as intelligent and funny. It's clear she's a no-bullshit, straight talking woman, so if that intimidates you, best stay away. For me, it further reinforced the impression this was a woman who chooses/wants to escort, does so on her terms, and thus ensures a positive meet.
Quick aside, while we're on the subject - if the escort's EE, doesn't want to kiss, doesn't want you to play/suck with her nipples because they're sensitive, doesn't like fingers inside her and generally, as I've seen some posters complain, doesn't deliver sexual services with enthusiasm, it's not a case of being in the wrong job, it's that she's been forced into it. Wake up, smell the coffee, lift those knuckles off the ground. Put two and two together before you visit these women, it's pretty easy to suss. Don't add to their misery.Right, break (and rant) over, back into the action. Condom in place, I was vigorously fucked to within an inch of my life. All the positions I knew plus a few I didn't, with a woman who's more flexible than George Osborne's deficit predictions and has a pussy tighter than the proverbial. Anal is off limits, but with a pussy that tight, it just wasn't an issue (for me).
Not my bag (I'm a Luddite), but for those it is, she has more toys than santa's grotto. She also described a bloody comprehensive wardrobe, along with a willingness for role-play.
There was no clock-watching. I ended up running 10 minutes late at the start - I communicated this to Helen by text and she was relaxed, stating when I arrived that as long as clients kept her informed it wasn't an issue as she left plenty of time between meets, and I still received the full hour. There was no rush at the end, either, with my unsuccessful attempt at a second pop causing us to run slightly over the hour. Despite this, there was no rush to get me out the door and the use of the en-suite was again offered. The hour also appeared to have begun when the actual action did.
For those of you with a short attention span who skip to the end - a thoroughly positive hour-long visit to an attractive (imo), engaging, woman who can, quite simply, fuck and suck cock like few others I've met, all for £100. Yeah, I'm going back.Negatives - none for me, but be aware anal is not on the cards. Helen, also made clear that she does not act submissive, including acts like spanking, so if this is important to you, she's not for you.Any feedback about my first review will be wilfully ignored. Take it or leave it, I'm not here to receive literacy lessons, just 'pay it back' to the posters who led me to some good escorts and kept me away from the bad I almost visited.
