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I went to the london adult party club at paradise spa. This was my first time at any kind of party, I chose this night as a low cost option as I don't really like any kind of public nudity such as changing rooms, so wasn't sure if this kind of event was for me. I think I may be less worried about this in future   :). The event started at 8pm, with  the club open from 7pm. The cost was £60, plus a £10 locker key deposit which I didn't notice on the website. I did get this back when I left. I was buzzed into the club, paid and had rules explained to me, then was buzzed into the changing area. You get a locker for your clothes and a towel to wear around your waist. There were a few guys, and a couple of the girls in the changing area. I had a shower then wandered around and waited for the action to begin.

The club has a main bar. Behind this is an open lounge room with sofas, a tv playing pool and mats at the back. Two girls played here throughout the party. Off the main area are corridors with small rooms with beds off them, and a large area with 2 hot tubs and showers etc off it.

8 O'clock hit and there was a move to action. I didn't know the deal but approached a black girl in the lounge. She gave me covered oral, attempted sex in a position that didn't work for me, then finished me off with more covered oral. I went and looked around the rooms.

The event was more about one on ones in public than any real group action. I didn't see any spit roasting or similar going on, the most was girls getting felt up while fucking. The general vibe was wait for or find a girl who was free, covered oral and sex, say thanks and clean up. Another guy would take your place very quickly. Basic service but fun. Some of the girls who were more into it were great to watch as well.

There were 10 girls I think. 3 good looking black girls, one of whom appeared new from what I heard and was perhaps a bit overwhelmed with the action, taking a long break. 1 bubbly up for it white girl with great body although ropy teeth. 2 more sturdily built white girls,  and 4 latin looking girls. I fucked 5 girls in total, having an unsuccesful final go as I was totally used up. There were a lot of other guys there, I would put the ratio as being higher than the "Usual 3:1" on the website, and the lack of real group action meant you felt the ratio and there was some waiting around.

Overall, this was an interesting experience, and great value, I may well return.

Offline bigone

seems like a good deal 5 fucks for 60 quid,thanks for the report :drinks:

Offline JM888

anywhere like this in west london? :dash:

Offline smiths

anywhere like this in west london? :dash:

Yes, Pams Parties at £70 for 4 hours which i havent been to but which a couple of punters i trust have said was ok and LMP in Lancaster Gate at £140 for 2 hours which i have been to many times and know is great. Also the Limelight Club which i didnt rate.

Offline smiths

I went to the london adult party club at paradise spa. This was my first time at any kind of party, I chose this night as a low cost option as I don't really like any kind of public nudity such as changing rooms, so wasn't sure if this kind of event was for me. I think I may be less worried about this in future   :). The event started at 8pm, with  the club open from 7pm. The cost was £60, plus a £10 locker key deposit which I didn't notice on the website. I did get this back when I left. I was buzzed into the club, paid and had rules explained to me, then was buzzed into the changing area. You get a locker for your clothes and a towel to wear around your waist. There were a few guys, and a couple of the girls in the changing area. I had a shower then wandered around and waited for the action to begin.

The club has a main bar. Behind this is an open lounge room with sofas, a tv playing pool and mats at the back. Two girls played here throughout the party. Off the main area are corridors with small rooms with beds off them, and a large area with 2 hot tubs and showers etc off it.

8 O'clock hit and there was a move to action. I didn't know the deal but approached a black girl in the lounge. She gave me covered oral, attempted sex in a position that didn't work for me, then finished me off with more covered oral. I went and looked around the rooms.

The event was more about one on ones in public than any real group action. I didn't see any spit roasting or similar going on, the most was girls getting felt up while fucking. The general vibe was wait for or find a girl who was free, covered oral and sex, say thanks and clean up. Another guy would take your place very quickly. Basic service but fun. Some of the girls who were more into it were great to watch as well.

There were 10 girls I think. 3 good looking black girls, one of whom appeared new from what I heard and was perhaps a bit overwhelmed with the action, taking a long break. 1 bubbly up for it white girl with great body although ropy teeth. 2 more sturdily built white girls,  and 4 latin looking girls. I fucked 5 girls in total, having an unsuccesful final go as I was totally used up. There were a lot of other guys there, I would put the ratio as being higher than the "Usual 3:1" on the website, and the lack of real group action meant you felt the ratio and there was some waiting around.

Overall, this was an interesting experience, and great value, I may well return.

Interesting review, i go to this party sometimes, it can vary from poor to good in my experiences. Usually been a 3.1 or less ratio fortunately. The ultra low cost has to be borne in mind in my opinion. The WG with the bad teeth is the minor pornstar Emma Louise, why she doesnt get them done is beyond me. 3 hours for £60 is great VFM in my book though.

Offline thebigrunt

Can anyone share any of their observations about etiquette and how people generally initiate conversation with the girls at LAPC especially but I would also like to know about LMP and PP.

1. Is it easy to strike up convo with the girls?
2. Are all the girls that are up for it actually WGs or are some "normal" girls.
3. Is taking something like viagra necessary for these parties to keep yourself hard enough to keep going?

What are your experiences guys.

Offline martynx8

Emma Louise (of Elmers End on AW) is currently having all her teeth attended to by a really good dentist. If you visit her AW Profile, she updated her Blog on November 25, to tell us all about this prolonged course of treatment. She is still working whenever she is able to.

I have never, ever, enjoyed such good OWO as Emma Louise gives and have written as many as five FRs in ten months, detailing her incredible oral skills. Emma Louise is worth every penny of a good punt for OWO lovers.

Martynx8

Offline ncarter

Can anyone share any of their observations about etiquette and how people generally initiate conversation with the girls at LAPC especially but I would also like to know about LMP and PP.

1. Is it easy to strike up convo with the girls?
2. Are all the girls that are up for it actually WGs or are some "normal" girls.
3. Is taking something like viagra necessary for these parties to keep yourself hard enough to keep going?

What are your experiences guys.
Only been once to LMP, but as it goes :

1. Basically I was new and was not ready on time with everyone else, but was shown into the room by the 'madame' that day. Can't say you really struck up a conversation with the girls only so far as being asked who wanted to go down stairs   :)
2. As for striking up a conversation, etc when I had finished round 1, I went up stairs to get refreshed and if a girl wasn't busy, she came up to grab a willing 'victim' I suspect that at LMP they are probably all WG's, but to me as long as they provide a good service, I am not bothered
3. Can't really answer this question as I don't use it, but no doubt someone will be on to advise.

I know not much help really, but I wasn't nervous at all despite being a party virgin.

Offline smiths

Can anyone share any of their observations about etiquette and how people generally initiate conversation with the girls at LAPC especially but I would also like to know about LMP and PP.

1. Is it easy to strike up convo with the girls?
2. Are all the girls that are up for it actually WGs or are some "normal" girls.
3. Is taking something like viagra necessary for these parties to keep yourself hard enough to keep going?

What are your experiences guys.

Yes its easy to talk to the WGs, you just approach them and strike up a conversation. At LMP only WGs are allowed, at LAPC swingers are allowed in but you wont know till the party whether any swingers actually turn up. Not been to Pams.

Only you know if you require viagra, i have never taken it or similar.

Online Jerboa

Can anyone share any of their observations about etiquette and how people generally initiate conversation with the girls at LAPC especially but I would also like to know about LMP and PP.

1. Is it easy to strike up convo with the girls?
2. Are all the girls that are up for it actually WGs or are some "normal" girls.
3. Is taking something like viagra necessary for these parties to keep yourself hard enough to keep going?

What are your experiences guys.

Just go up to the bint and say something romantic like, "nice tits love fancy a shag?"
Or, "have you got any English In you?........Do you want some?"  :thumbsup: :hi:

Offline Crackpott

Just go up to the bint and say something romantic like, "nice tits love fancy a shag?"

If shes a Tom she'll reply "well no, but youve just talked me into it"




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