Pet Hates That WG's Do During A Punt

[MJ.spritzen]

Over the years i've realized a few things that annoy me or turn me off that a WG will do during a punt. Here's a few of mine. I'd be interested in knowing yours.

Advertising certain bog-standard services (such as receiving oral or FK) but then saying they're extra when you get there.

Putting the condom on too early when you're still flaccid.

Trying and failing to put a condom on you so you have to do it yourself.

Laughing to herself when it's taking longer than you thought to cum.

Tutting.

Guiding/putting my cock in themselves.

Lying about their body weight/size.

Rushing you to come.

Answering her phone during a punt. (Although one time i bent her over and fucked her while she was on the phone and she was trying to sound normal.)

Leaving the TV/radio on. Last thing i want to be distracted by "The Chase" on TV while im doing her doggy style.

[ghostpunter1]

Distracting you and talking to you about complete utter shit "I had a good night out a few days ago". I don't give a fuck, and don't want to know. 
One girl was drooling and talking some right gibberish whilst sucking me off. Think she was on some right hardcore substances, got out of there sharpish!

[Spunky34]

Not turning the phone to silent.  I don't mind if they leave their personal (ie non work) phone so that a call will ring (I get that once in a while there might be a genuine emergency which needs an immediate response), but when the thing is constantly chirping away from texts and app notifications I find it really annoying.  More so if they also have not bothered to silence their work phone as well.

[Sureshot]

Taking ages to stash the money and leaving you standing like a plum.

Shit massages - if you cant do i, dont offer it.

Asking me if im married - not relevant and none of your fucking business and you'd go bat shit if i "invaded" your personal life

[WelshMichael]

Girls that operate to a 'script' and don't take much notice of what me - the punter, the one that's paying for a service - actually wants from the booking.

[vw]

Talk about shit, especially anything to do with modern celebrities, they talk this shit and look at you as if your a freak for not knowing who the fuck they are on about.

What are they on about with the money they earn they should have better interests than shitty chart music and reality tv, would rather they made some shit up would be much more interesting. 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

All of these happened over the last week, generating my rant and planned abstinence for a while:
Calling me "babes" in texts or verbally.
Fake moaning and groaning.
Fake dirty talk that sounds like a bad porno movie script.
Not delivering advertised services.
Disinterested attitude, you are a hooker luv, doing this out of choice, at least pretend you are enjoying it.
Poor hygiene.
Aggressive/toothy/one speed fast blowjob technique, my cock is a highly tuned instrument of pleasure.
Stopping full penetration by body positioning or hand during sex.
"Ignoring" calls/texts during my time - yet surreptitiously checking the phone when they think I'm otherwise engaged.
Dodging the money shot.
Tidying up the room while I'm getting dressed.
Getting dressed before I leave.

[Donnie69]

I'm not keen on a prossie using "hun" in texts or messages.  It's too impersonal, please use the name I've given you.

[MJ.spritzen]

haha the Roms always txt "yes baby".

Whenever there's on occasion where i have to cancel and she txt's "you come?" i reply "yes, all over your face". And they reply "??" heh.

[Arley Hall]

A lot of prossies sniff and snort in a phlegmy sort of way, usually when their giving you a massage or a handjob. What's that all about?

[vw]

A lot of prossies sniff and snort in a phlegmy sort of way, usually when their giving you a massage or a handjob. What's that all about?

Coke abuse normally !

[Arley Hall]

Coke abuse normally !

It did cross my mind!

[vw]

It did cross my mind!

Well 2 options

They are a coke head

Or

They disrespect their customers by working ill, colds kill more old people than any STD in this country.  Disgusting behaviour in a job as intimate as theirs !

[Arley Hall]

Well 2 options

They are a coke head

Or

They disrespect their customers by working ill, colds kill more old people than any STD in this country.  Disgusting behaviour in a job as intimate as theirs !

Quite often the latter I think. Sniffing rather than blowing your nose is a bit of a teenage thing that probably carries over into the early 20s. You don't get it with the older ones.

[fairfield]

Answering her phone during a punt.

Just wait til you experience -

Leaving her phone in the kitchen but jumping out of the bedroom every time it rings. (4 times in one hour was really disruptive.)

... then you will prefer the phone to be kept in the room.

Among my many dislikes is -

smothering your John Thomas with wet wipes at the slightest hint of moisture. ...and even worse, you rolling on a carelessly discarded wet wipe while in the throes of 'passion.' Is the cold electric shock a free BDSM sampler in a GFE booking?

(but maybe one man's pain, is another's pleasure?)

[purple_t]

Phone going off is the one that annoys me, even if they don't answer it. Ruins the mood a bit. They always seem to have it loud as fuck as well

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Putting your hand on a wet patch that's likely to be the last hunter's jizz....

[Ali Katt]

Leaving the TV/radio on. Last thing i want to be distracted by "The Chase" on TV while im doing her doggy style.

As I've said before I had commercial radio during a punt, it was in a parlour and it was a really cheesey presenter and then a go compare advert. It nearly ruined for me, but the "girl" was a crap shag which totally ruined it.

[Jock D]

Agree with most of the above points. Another one that annoys me is when a prossie doesn't respond to your call, text or her buzzer( if you've been before), when you arrive 5/10 mins early, even when she's free, then contacts you/lets you in bang on the appointment time.

[tantric talents]

It's gonna be the phone, and leaving the bloody telly on. Always tempted to do a Keith Moon with both when that happens 

[rowdee1]

I hate it when they leave their dentures in a jar on the bedside table. I mean, it's good to know that the OWO won't be toothy, but it really puts me off when I see them there smiling at me. 

Rowdee

[Hertsgent]

When they cum - really fucks me off, same with the Mrs 

[Sonny Crockett]

Clock watching, checking phone mid punt, rushing you through, not doing advertised services, showing disinterested attitude, awkwardly moving position mid penetration so you never get rhythm, talking too much, taking too much time, giving crap massage, ignoring the punter when he wants to do something, forcing the punter to cum, forcing the punter to cum multiple times and being aggressive with the punter.

[Arley Hall]

Leaving the TV/radio on. Last thing i want to be distracted by "The Chase" on TV while im doing her doggy style.

Agreed. This practice seems to be almost universal in hotel-based punts. The last time I asked a girl to turn the telly off in a hotel room she was quite apologetic about it, but insisted it had to be on. She didn't really give me a proper explanation, but I guessed it was something to do with masking the sounds associated with fucking and orgasms and so on.

[mh]

A lot of prossies sniff and snort in a phlegmy sort of way, usually when their giving you a massage or a handjob. What's that all about?

Answer depends whether they had CIM with the previous punter or not.
 

[uutarn]

I hate it when they leave their dentures in a jar on the bedside table. I mean, it's good to know that the OWO won't be toothy, but it really puts me off when I see them there smiling at me. 

Rowdee

Ah the velveteen rub!

I think i've been pretty lucky, either that or i'm easy going but one thing thats happened to me that was fucking annoying was expecting my cock to be hard after receiving nothing? No kissing, no groping, nothing.

Its not rocket science luv, doubt your pussy would get wet just from me standing there innit?

[Sonny Crockett]

Talking about why you've gone soft..... err it's the fucking condom, stupid!!!

[FlyingBreadMan]

At the beginning of the punt i have ever had every wg has stated flatly: "Sorry, I don't take American Express..."

[Ben4454]

Looking at you blankly after like 5 minutes of a blowjob.  ''You've not cum? Why haven't you cum yet? 

Spending 15+ minutes in the shower mid punt. Then acting confused when you say 'Ok lets start..''

[Sonny Crockett]

Excessive use of baby wipes and lube.

[Sonny Crockett]

Overly fake, William Shatner style screaming, oohs, ahhs and "oh-this-is-soo-good" talk!!!

[Sonny Crockett]

Doing oral with a condom...... Very synthetic!!!

[Still-alive]

Personal pet hate:- WGs that stop stroking when you start to cum during HR, just slide their fingers to the base of the cock and keep them there while you squirt into the air. Its supposed to simulate vaginal sex, FFS, so keep stroking until I'm finished!!!

[MJ.spritzen]

Or WG's that think they know how to give a good BJ but really dont... i.e. that awful "technique" of just holding the base and sucking up and down on the head.

[vw]

Or WG's that think they know how to give a good BJ but really dont... i.e. that awful "technique" of just holding the base and sucking up and down on the head.

When you give instruction they say X punter said this is the best way and likes it like this.


Well maybe for him, not for fucking me !

[Vivago]

All of the above plus the way they all seem to hide behind the door when they open it so you feel like you are  making a house call on the invisible man. Oh and bins overflowing with tissues, wipes and used condoms are always a mood killer for me. Why don't the lazy trollops try emptying them once in a while?

[Rod trotter]

The shitholes some of them work in.

Smelly towels

Stinking bathrooms

Pets roaming around the fucking room.

Always a dark room ffs

The drink question

And any wg that tuts, i hate that and will walk .

Pissy fannies.yuk

[Sonny Crockett]

Or WG's that think they know how to give a good BJ but really dont... i.e. that awful "technique" of just holding the base and sucking up and down on the head.

I too hate that!!!

[Ali Katt]

Hairy legs, have a shave.

[MJ.spritzen]

All of the above plus the way they all seem to hide behind the door when they open it so you feel like you are  making a house call on the invisible man.

haha yeah! Whats with that? You don't know if you're on the receiving end of a B&S until you're through the door.

Oh and standing in the hallway to see 2 or 3 bedrooms... which one do we go in? So we stand there like a twat waiting for her to show you. You'd think it'd be simple to just close all the doors except the one you're going to shag in.

[Sonny Crockett]

Messy rooms and dirty bathrooms. Very offputting!!!

[Sonny Crockett]

At the end of the punt when they say that you are welcome anytime again, and then when you want to see them again and you make contact, they fob you off with bullshit, tell you bullshit over several weeks, or blank you. What is the fucking point of them saying that you are welcome to see them again.

[will-ow]

When they spend too much time complaining about their job. It's like fair enough but I'm here to have fun! Complain to your mates 

[Sonny Crockett]

When they spend too much time complaining about their job. It's like fair enough but I'm here to have fun! Complain to your mates 

Had that one with Jenna Blows of Leicester 

[Nagilum]

When the girl has not washed and I can taste latex 

[LL]

Rolling of eyes and/or sighing when I ask for a position change.
Making me lay on a towel that's not clean (just folded nicely when I enter the bedroom in an effort to fool the inexperienced punter into thinking that it's a clean towel on the bed).
Telling me there's only 4 minutes left when I know there are actually 15.
Lots of other things.  Fuck - why do we bother?! 

[EnglishRebecca121]

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"Guiding/putting my cock in themselves.
 

I do this why is it a problem??  i like to place it myself as many just ram it in and fucking miss and catch the edge and that bloody hurts. plus i can tell the comdom is 100 % on that way

[Sonny Crockett]

I'm not keen on a prossie using "hun" in texts or messages.  It's too impersonal, please use the name I've given you.

I hate that as well. We address them by their name (some get arsey about us addressing them as babe or whatever), so why can't they extend that courtesy.

[Sonny Crockett]

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"Guiding/putting my cock in themselves.
 

I do this why is it a problem??  i like to place it myself as many just ram it in and fucking miss and catch the edge and that bloody hurts. plus i can tell the comdom is 100 % on that way

It just makes trying to position yourself much more awkward, thus we then struggle to build any rhythm when fucking.

[James999]

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"Guiding/putting my cock in themselves.
 

I do this why is it a problem??  i like to place it myself

Is it to make sure the guy doesn't fall in