Pet Hates That WG's Do During A Punt

[LL]

quote
"Guiding/putting my cock in themselves.
 

I do this why is it a problem??  i like to place it myself as many just ram it in and fucking miss and catch the edge and that bloody hurts. plus i can tell the comdom is 100 % on that way

Not a problem for me. I actually like it when a girl does this.

[Roth]

Not a problem for me. I actually like it when a girl does this.

+1. Me too.,

[Nagilum]

Guiding... Never been bugged by it personally. But then again it rarely happens as I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.

[tantric talents]

Guiding... Never been bugged by it personally. But then again it rarely happens as I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home.

Star Whores eh? 

[texasjapan]

When they ask for a face picture before meet 

[ramrodronnie]

Not a problem for me. I actually like it when a girl does this.

Me too LL. It saves me sticking it in the wrong hole accidentally, especially if they don't like arse fucking/

[MintRoyale]

One time, I was using my hand to guide little Mint in and the girl grabs my hand from my cock and says, "don't worry, he knows the way in". Turned me right on!

But back to pet hate, when a girl doesn't have neutral or mens shower gels in the shower. I can't be going home smelling like a hint of lavender or almond!

[Barry Shipton]

Starting off with a big long list of 'dont's' before even saying hello, total mood killer.

I'm more interested in what you do do, assume I've read your likes list and reviews, if I wanted some weird shit I would have asked before booking!

[ds1836]

Not having some chewing gum/brushing teeth/using mouthwash after having a fag, it tastes fucking disgusting!!!!

I pissed one WG off during a meet, I had her legs up around my neck as I was banging it in and I checked the time on my watch......she went apeshit! Accusing me of clock-watching

[OakTree]

quote
"Guiding/putting my cock in themselves.
 

I do this why is it a problem??  i like to place it myself as many just ram it in and fucking miss and catch the edge and that bloody hurts. plus i can tell the comdom is 100 % on that way

It's complained about a lot, I can't say it bothers me and until I saw the issue brought up I'd never noticed it before.

My pet hate has to be mobile phones, wether it's just going off or to them picking it up and looking at it, texting or actually taking calls. I'm paying up to 150 for the hour and I think it's bang out of order that they think it's acceptable to be pissing about on their phone in that time. When I'm at work being paid I don't sit there messing about with my phone so why do certain WGs think it's acceptable to do so while they're being paid?

[ness4]

I hate that part where they ask me for money!

[Ali Katt]

Me too LL. It saves me sticking it in the wrong hole accidentally, especially if they don't like arse fucking/

There is a trick they sometimes do were they wank you off just before you stick it in to get you to cum quicker. Maybe that was what was being referred to.

[FootieMadJonny]

The shitholes some of them work in.

Smelly towels

Stinking bathrooms

Pets roaming around the fucking room.

Always a dark room ffs

The drink question

And any wg that tuts, i hate that and will walk .

Pissy fannies.yuk

The drink question? Don't you like to be offered a drink? I certainly do!

And don't mind pets as long as they're quiet and don't disturb

[vw]

There is a trick they sometimes do were they wank you off just before you stick it in to get you to cum quicker. Maybe that was what was being referred to.

Takes more than that to make me cum quicker wish they would do this more often !

[Vivago]

I hate that part where they ask me for money!

  ..yeah, that bit pisses me off too.

[ds1836]

And don't mind pets as long as they're quiet and don't disturb

I was on a webcam session once (it was a group thing) and there was a dog walking around behind the cam girl - I asked her to get it involved in the session
she was not happy and I got booted 

[The_Scarecrow]

I hate that part where they ask me for money!

It's still better than that part where they ask you to meet their parents/move in/ask you what you're thinking while the footie's on.

[Sonny Crockett]

There is a trick they sometimes do were they wank you off just before you stick it in to get you to cum quicker. Maybe that was what was being referred to.

Also they can take too much time in putting it in. That is one of their timewasting tactics.

[FootieMadJonny]

I was on a webcam session once (it was a group thing) and there was a dog walking around behind the cam girl - I asked her to get it involved in the session
she was not happy and I got booted 

I'm not surprised, that's pretty disgusting even as a joke 

[hantshagger]

Not having some chewing gum/brushing teeth/using mouthwash after having a fag, it tastes fucking disgusting!!!!

I pissed one WG off during a meet, I had her legs up around my neck as I was banging it in and I checked the time on my watch......she went apeshit! Accusing me of clock-watching

I've done that too -  and the girl at the time was in the same position on the bed as yours - the punt was great, in fact it was going so well i wasnt sure what time we had left. I did ensure i only checked my watch when her glance was briefly away from me, and she didnt comment (that was lucky, it seems, from hearing the reaction you had!)

[HorizontalFoxtrotLover]

It's still better than that part where they ask you to meet their parents/move in/ask you what you're thinking while the footie's on.

+1 Just brilliant 

[Golovkin]

When they haven't worked out how to put a condom on. It is easy don't know how they find it hard. Seem to fart about getting it out the packet and then getting it on. When the start taking to long you go go from hard to a semi pretty quick. I find this a big annoyance it should take a few seconds and be on. I like to roll it down the shaft with their mouth or hand prefer mouth. I hate it when they pull it out and snap it on.

[HorizontalFoxtrotLover]

It's complained about a lot, I can't say it bothers me and until I saw the issue brought up I'd never noticed it before.

My pet hate has to be mobile phones, wether it's just going off or to them picking it up and looking at it, texting or actually taking calls. I'm paying up to 150 for the hour and I think it's bang out of order that they think it's acceptable to be pissing about on their phone in that time. When I'm at work being paid I don't sit there messing about with my phone so why do certain WGs think it's acceptable to do so while they're being paid?

Nice one for highlighting this pet-peeve, Fraserlad. These are the characteristics of those WG's who think that just because they charge £150 plus an hour and work from a 5 star lodge or luxury shoebox, then that makes them high class. The reality is that these girls have (in addition to bad manners) poor timekeeping skills and are very unorganized. They fail to secure bookings in advance, so depend on short notice bookings and can end up double-booking. This makes them nothing more than conveyor belt girls. Where's the high class in that?

[tantric talents]

Nice one for highlighting this pet-peeve, Fraserlad. These are the characteristics of those WG's who think that just because they charge £150 plus an hour and work from a 5 star lodge or luxury shoebox, then that makes them high class. The reality is that these girls have (in addition to bad manners) poor timekeeping skills and are very unorganized. They fail to secure bookings in advance, so depend on short notice bookings and can end up double-booking. This makes them nothing more than conveyor belt girls. Where's the high class in that?

+1
That's why girls like Adele are so well liked. Great manners, total attentiveness and not a sign of a bloody phone 

[Bangers and Gash]

Pro$$ies that stretch a damp towel across the bed.

Pro$$ies who get dressed by the time you've exited the shower.

Pro$$ies that ask how long you want to stay - if you read my text message properly then you'd fucking know!

Pro$$ies that like to timewaste by offering a massage - if I wanted a massage I'd pay a qualified person a lot less money to do a much better job.

Pro$$ies that rip open condom wrappers with their teeth.

Pro$$ies that whore out of a shit-hole, despite earning the (tax free) salary of a footballer/surgeon/city trader.

[Ali Katt]

Pro$$ies that stretch a damp towel across the bed.

Pro$$ies who get dressed by the time you've exited the shower.

Pro$$ies that ask how long you want to stay - if you read my text message properly then you'd fucking know!

Pro$$ies that like to timewaste by offering a massage - if I wanted a massage I'd pay a qualified person a lot less money to do a much better job.

Pro$$ies that rip open condom wrappers with their teeth.

Pro$$ies that whore out of a shit-hole, despite earning the (tax free) salary of a footballer/surgeon/city trader.

All true. I've no idea where the massage thing came from, maybe because it's a massage parlour they feel obliged to offer one, I think I've only had 2 decent ones, which why I never have them any more.

[SUMO61]

When their arse whiffs of shit, when you've turned them over for doggie....

[Roth]

When they haven't worked out how to put a condom on. It is easy don't know how they find it hard. Seem to fart about getting it out the packet and then getting it on. When the start taking to long you go go from hard to a semi pretty quick. I find this a big annoyance it should take a few seconds and be on. I like to roll it down the shaft with their mouth or hand prefer mouth. I hate it when they pull it out and snap it on.

No fucking need and increases the risk of it splitting.   

[Sonny Crockett]

When their arse whiffs of shit, when you've turned them over for doggie....

 

[Hariputter99]

Wanking instead of sucking.

[bristolqwerty]

Asian lady moaning that I have not cum yet during HR  "my hand and leg hurts"

[Arley Hall]

Not persisting in what they are doing. Their BJ technique (or whatever) is working - it is gradually arousing me - but it's going to take a bit of time, so they need to continue doing the same thing for at least 5 minutes (say). Instead, they constantly chop and change so that nothing has a chance to work properly.

[bristolqwerty]

Not persisting in what they are doing. Their BJ technique (or whatever) is working - it is gradually arousing me - but it's going to take a bit of time, so they need to continue doing the same thing for at least 5 minutes (say). Instead, they constantly chop and change so that nothing has a chance to work properly.

+1 the best have asked me if I like what they are doing and persist until blastoff - you rightly describe most who whizz through their routines without any thought about the needs of their fee paying clients. 

[Sonny Crockett]

Pro$$ies that ignore what I want.

[Donnie69]

When they get moody during an overnight.

[Ali Katt]

When their arse whiffs of shit, when you've turned them over for doggie....

Don't forget little bits of bog rolls stuck to their clopper.

[vw]

When they tell me British prossies are best !   

Have had to put many right in the past gets tedious !

[Sonny Crockett]

Spending time on internet porn and talking too much about about internet porn at the beginning of the punt. This happened to me with Tallulah Tease.

[will-ow]

The ones who tell me how lucky I am to be with them....

[Sonny Crockett]

When they forget about what you want. I would have said in my text or e-mail what I wanted in the punt. This would mean that the WG is not interested in what service I want.

[Sonny Crockett]

Not wearing the outfit that I have requested her to wear!!!

Crap excuses for not being able to do services when I am already there!!!

[Sonny Crockett]

Not sucking cock properly, and with a condom on......... That is just so fake!!!

[Dipper]

 

Don't forget little bits of bog rolls stuck to their clopper.

This. Plus rush to cum, even had one ask if I considered myself a fast/ slow/ medium cum time sort.  .

Fake moans, porno style over the top stuff in general Infact.

[Ali Katt]

Not sucking cock properly, and with a condom on......... That is just so fake!!!

Fake moans while sucking cock has to be another one.

[Sonny Crockett]

Fake moans while sucking cock has to be another one.

Fake moans in general are just off-putting!!!