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Author Topic: Pet Hates That WG's Do During A Punt  (Read 3846 times)

Offline Ali Katt

Pro$$ies that stretch a damp towel across the bed.

Pro$$ies who get dressed by the time you've exited the shower.

Pro$$ies that ask how long you want to stay - if you read my text message properly then you'd fucking know!

Pro$$ies that like to timewaste by offering a massage - if I wanted a massage I'd pay a qualified person a lot less money to do a much better job.

Pro$$ies that rip open condom wrappers with their teeth.

Pro$$ies that whore out of a shit-hole, despite earning the (tax free) salary of a footballer/surgeon/city trader.
All true. I've no idea where the massage thing came from, maybe because it's a massage parlour they feel obliged to offer one, I think I've only had 2 decent ones, which why I never have them any more.

Offline SUMO61

When their arse whiffs of shit, when you've turned them over for doggie....


Offline Roth

When they haven't worked out how to put a condom on. It is easy don't know how they find it hard. Seem to fart about getting it out the packet and then getting it on. When the start taking to long you go go from hard to a semi pretty quick. I find this a big annoyance it should take a few seconds and be on. I like to roll it down the shaft with their mouth or hand prefer mouth. I hate it when they pull it out and snap it on.

No fucking need and increases the risk of it splitting.   :dash: :dash:

Offline Sonny Crockett

When their arse whiffs of shit, when you've turned them over for doggie....

 :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
Banning reason: Troll


Offline Andyply

Asian lady moaning that I have not cum yet during HR  "my hand and leg hurts"

Offline Arley Hall

Not persisting in what they are doing. Their BJ technique (or whatever) is working - it is gradually arousing me - but it's going to take a bit of time, so they need to continue doing the same thing for at least 5 minutes (say). Instead, they constantly chop and change so that nothing has a chance to work properly.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (Arley Hall, Gwylan)

Offline Andyply

Not persisting in what they are doing. Their BJ technique (or whatever) is working - it is gradually arousing me - but it's going to take a bit of time, so they need to continue doing the same thing for at least 5 minutes (say). Instead, they constantly chop and change so that nothing has a chance to work properly.
+1 the best have asked me if I like what they are doing and persist until blastoff - you rightly describe most who whizz through their routines without any thought about the needs of their fee paying clients.  :cry:

Offline Sonny Crockett

Pro$$ies that ignore what I want.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Donnie69

When they get moody during an overnight.

Offline Ali Katt

When their arse whiffs of shit, when you've turned them over for doggie....
Don't forget little bits of bog rolls stuck to their clopper.

When they tell me British prossies are best !   :dash: :dash:

Have had to put many right in the past gets tedious !

Offline Sonny Crockett

Spending time on internet porn and talking too much about about internet porn at the beginning of the punt. This happened to me with Tallulah Tease.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline will-ow

The ones who tell me how lucky I am to be with them....

Offline Sonny Crockett

When they forget about what you want. I would have said in my text or e-mail what I wanted in the punt. This would mean that the WG is not interested in what service I want.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Sonny Crockett

Not wearing the outfit that I have requested her to wear!!!

Crap excuses for not being able to do services when I am already there!!!
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Sonny Crockett

Not sucking cock properly, and with a condom on......... That is just so fake!!!
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Dipper

 :lol:
Don't forget little bits of bog rolls stuck to their clopper.

This. Plus rush to cum, even had one ask if I considered myself a fast/ slow/ medium cum time sort.  :D.

Fake moans, porno style over the top stuff in general Infact.

Offline Ali Katt

Not sucking cock properly, and with a condom on......... That is just so fake!!!
Fake moans while sucking cock has to be another one.

Offline Sonny Crockett

Fake moans while sucking cock has to be another one.

Fake moans in general are just off-putting!!!
Banning reason: Troll


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