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Author Topic: Pet Hates That WG's Do During A Punt  (Read 3843 times)

Offline uutarn

I hate it when they leave their dentures in a jar on the bedside table. I mean, it's good to know that the OWO won't be toothy, but it really puts me off when I see them there smiling at me.  :thumbsdown:

Rowdee
:lol:
Ah the velveteen rub!

I think i've been pretty lucky, either that or i'm easy going but one thing thats happened to me that was fucking annoying was expecting my cock to be hard after receiving nothing? No kissing, no groping, nothing.

Its not rocket science luv, doubt your pussy would get wet just from me standing there innit?

Offline Sonny Crockett

Talking about why you've gone soft..... err it's the fucking condom, stupid!!!
Banning reason: Troll

At the beginning of the punt i have ever had every wg has stated flatly: "Sorry, I don't take American Express..."

Offline Ben4454

Looking at you blankly after like 5 minutes of a blowjob.  ''You've not cum? Why haven't you cum yet?  :unknown:

Spending 15+ minutes in the shower mid punt. Then acting confused when you say 'Ok lets start..''
« Last Edit: March 18, 2016, 09:45:28 PM by Ben4454 »
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Offline Sonny Crockett

Excessive use of baby wipes and lube.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Sonny Crockett

Overly fake, William Shatner style screaming, oohs, ahhs and "oh-this-is-soo-good" talk!!!
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Sonny Crockett

Doing oral with a condom...... Very synthetic!!!
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Still-alive

Personal pet hate:- WGs that stop stroking when you start to cum during HR, just slide their fingers to the base of the cock and keep them there while you squirt into the air. Its supposed to simulate vaginal sex, FFS, so keep stroking until I'm finished!!!
Banning reason: Constant attacks on UKP on UKE

Or WG's that think they know how to give a good BJ but really dont... i.e. that awful "technique" of just holding the base and sucking up and down on the head.

Or WG's that think they know how to give a good BJ but really dont... i.e. that awful "technique" of just holding the base and sucking up and down on the head.

When you give instruction they say X punter said this is the best way and likes it like this.


Well maybe for him, not for fucking me !

Offline Vivago

All of the above plus the way they all seem to hide behind the door when they open it so you feel like you are  making a house call on the invisible man. Oh and bins overflowing with tissues, wipes and used condoms are always a mood killer for me. Why don't the lazy trollops try emptying them once in a while?

Offline Rod trotter

The shitholes some of them work in.

Smelly towels

Stinking bathrooms

Pets roaming around the fucking room.

Always a dark room ffs

The drink question

And any wg that tuts, i hate that and will walk .

Pissy fannies.yuk
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted

Offline Sonny Crockett

Or WG's that think they know how to give a good BJ but really dont... i.e. that awful "technique" of just holding the base and sucking up and down on the head.

I too hate that!!!
Banning reason: Troll


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All of the above plus the way they all seem to hide behind the door when they open it so you feel like you are  making a house call on the invisible man.

haha yeah! Whats with that? You don't know if you're on the receiving end of a B&S until you're through the door.

Oh and standing in the hallway to see 2 or 3 bedrooms... which one do we go in? So we stand there like a twat waiting for her to show you. You'd think it'd be simple to just close all the doors except the one you're going to shag in.

Offline Sonny Crockett

Messy rooms and dirty bathrooms. Very offputting!!!
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Sonny Crockett

At the end of the punt when they say that you are welcome anytime again, and then when you want to see them again and you make contact, they fob you off with bullshit, tell you bullshit over several weeks, or blank you. What is the fucking point of them saying that you are welcome to see them again.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline will-ow

When they spend too much time complaining about their job. It's like fair enough but I'm here to have fun! Complain to your mates  :thumbsdown:

Offline Sonny Crockett

When they spend too much time complaining about their job. It's like fair enough but I'm here to have fun! Complain to your mates  :thumbsdown:

Had that one with Jenna Blows of Leicester  :thumbsdown:
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Nagilum

When the girl has not washed and I can taste latex  :vomit:

Offline LL

Rolling of eyes and/or sighing when I ask for a position change.
Making me lay on a towel that's not clean (just folded nicely when I enter the bedroom in an effort to fool the inexperienced punter into thinking that it's a clean towel on the bed).
Telling me there's only 4 minutes left when I know there are actually 15.
Lots of other things.  Fuck - why do we bother?!  :lol:

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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"Guiding/putting my cock in themselves.
 

I do this why is it a problem??  i like to place it myself as many just ram it in and fucking miss and catch the edge and that bloody hurts. plus i can tell the comdom is 100 % on that way

Offline Sonny Crockett

I'm not keen on a prossie using "hun" in texts or messages.  It's too impersonal, please use the name I've given you.

I hate that as well. We address them by their name (some get arsey about us addressing them as babe or whatever), so why can't they extend that courtesy.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Sonny Crockett

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"Guiding/putting my cock in themselves.
 

I do this why is it a problem??  i like to place it myself as many just ram it in and fucking miss and catch the edge and that bloody hurts. plus i can tell the comdom is 100 % on that way

It just makes trying to position yourself much more awkward, thus we then struggle to build any rhythm when fucking.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2016, 09:13:04 PM by Sonny Crockett »
Banning reason: Troll

Online James999

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"Guiding/putting my cock in themselves.
 

I do this why is it a problem??  i like to place it myself

Is it to make sure the guy doesn't fall in  :sarcastic:


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