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Author Topic: Condoms and related problems  (Read 1376 times)

Offline mediumjoe

I put a lot of this in a recent review [carmel-x-snow] but i thought i would float it here for a wider airing
Me,    just turned 60 slim fit etc .OH given up due to menopause so after trying 5 wgs and really suffering from condom droop and tbh not as hard as I would like at other times I decided that I would try Cialis ,half a 10mg tablet problem solved, absolutely brilliant can still detect some effect a week later .

Always have had a problem with condoms, so onto the internet and came across They Fit condoms
well it turns out that I am a very lucky boy [it didnt feel like it sometimes with all the problems it can cause] A quick measure- 7 inches long and 6 circumference puts me towards the top end of their chart  [sorry bragging] .They do condoms in 95 sizes, selected and arrived next day
Debbie[carmel] was fine with me bringing my own but I took the precaution of taking the full unopened packet she slipped one on and the difference was amazing. They do fit, no longer being strangled, blood flow would have to be at a hell of a presssure to counteract  the squeezing effect of the one size fits all condom that is normally used. Hardly noticed that I had one on and could actually feel what was happening. Shagged to completion in mish. Bloody fantastic feeling to be back in the saddle again  I would like to say I have no connection with the company just highly delighted to find such a great product and i hope that they may be of help to other punters

Offline Sonny Crockett

Do you have the web address for that???
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Been using them for a while. Excellent company to deal with.
WG's like them too, as they taste ok apparently...
Found it best to get a slightly snug rather than a loose fit as the latter tends towards an air bubble collecting at the tip which can lessen sensation.

Offline Marmalade

 :hi: mediumjoe and welcome to the forum mate. Sounds like good heads up.


Offline oring123

Does any one know how long a condom should be i think some are only 4" long ?
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Offline Marmalade

Does any one know how long a condom should be i think some are only 4" long ?
How about as long as your dick  :rolleyes:

Offline mediumjoe

Does any one know how long a condom should be i think some are only 4" long ?
  Hi oring Its blue peter time [but a bit bluer than I remember it]  Cut a one inch strip of paper from the end of an A4, get a pencil and a ruler, next get excited and measure how long your cock is along the top [the side you see when you look down] Then wrap the strip of paper around your cock somewhere halfway along it and mark with the pencil. Health and safety Do be careful ! With these measurements either in English or foreign you can go on the They Fit website.  Jobs a  goodun.

Offline oring123

Thanks i watch out for paper cuts as i guess they  sting .
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Offline Sonny Crockett

I wish condoms never existed. They gave me no end of problems in some punts. WGs tend to penalise me for this, whenever I want a repeat visit.
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I wish condoms never existed. They gave me no end of problems in some punts. WGs tend to penalise me for this, whenever I want a repeat visit.
Hey SC, is this because they are perhaps too tight and you quickly lose your erection? Or too thick and dull all sensation? Or is the WG slow in applying it.
I suggest you could try wearing a cock ring to assist keeping the blood in there longer.  :hi:

Offline Sonny Crockett

Hey SC, is this because they are perhaps too tight and you quickly lose your erection? Or too thick and dull all sensation? Or is the WG slow in applying it.
I suggest you could try wearing a cock ring to assist keeping the blood in there longer.  :hi:

It's all of those, as well as the girl putting it on. Condoms have ruined my punts at times. Absolutely hate them.
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Offline SUMO61

I put a lot of this in a recent review [carmel-x-snow] but i thought i would float it here for a wider airing
Me,    just turned 60 slim fit etc .OH given up due to menopause so after trying 5 wgs and really suffering from condom droop and tbh not as hard as I would like at other times I decided that I would try Cialis ,half a 10mg tablet problem solved, absolutely brilliant can still detect some effect a week later .

Always have had a problem with condoms, so onto the internet and came across They Fit condoms
well it turns out that I am a very lucky boy [it didnt feel like it sometimes with all the problems it can cause] A quick measure- 7 inches long and 6 circumference puts me towards the top end of their chart  [sorry bragging] .They do condoms in 95 sizes, selected and arrived next day
Debbie[carmel] was fine with me bringing my own but I took the precaution of taking the full unopened packet she slipped one on and the difference was amazing. They do fit, no longer being strangled, blood flow would have to be at a hell of a presssure to counteract  the squeezing effect of the one size fits all condom that is normally used. Hardly noticed that I had one on and could actually feel what was happening. Shagged to completion in mish. Bloody fantastic feeling to be back in the saddle again  I would like to say I have no connection with the company just highly delighted to find such a great product and i hope that they may be of help to other punters

I've just started using Skins XL size, which are way more comfortable than standard condoms. I had no idea I was a bit larger than normal until a regular popped a larger size on. It's more of a girth thing, which made rolling on a standard fit very uncomfortable. Plus I had a standard one split on me recently..

Ann Summers do a twelve pack for £7.00.


Offline Nagilum

Thank you for the info, but must you post one review bragging about your cock and then start your only thread bragging too?
« Last Edit: March 19, 2016, 09:58:12 PM by Nagilum »

Offline 7x5

I was tempted to try theyfit but my size changes depending on season, fitness and mood. When I'm in good shape and the weather is warm the size does increase in both length and width - it is bad enough my tool is above average on a bad day and I'm clumsy with it, the last thing I need is for it to get any bigger, but I do need to get better at using it to avoid hurting people.

These days my dick is pretty numb regardless. The main appeal of a better fit for me really would be to ensure they stay snug. I've had one slip off when pulling out during spooning and no I'm not a fiddler. One hand was busy rubbing the clit whilst the other was resting under her. But I didn't notice it had slipped off until I saw it, so it is a good job I didn't stick it back in and start banging away again. Many generic condoms are too tight as there isn't much variety in nominal width.

The one thing I would have to ask though, is have you found the tablets gave you more length and girth than usual? I don't intend to ever try them for a punt as I can go for a good while without sex and I'd like to be able to get it up on my own or not at all, but it may be worth having a pop to see what my dicks maximum potential could be.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2016, 05:49:48 AM by 7x5 »
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Offline oring123

I think job lot cheap condoms that wg use are just that standard size as for them better tight and stay on than large and slip off i do know a tight condom kill my erection for sure !
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Offline Sonny Crockett

I think job lot cheap condoms that wg use are just that standard size as for them better tight and stay on than large and slip off i do know a tight condom kill my erection for sure !

Absolutely hate them. Total erection killers!!
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Offline Marmalade

I was tempted to try theyfit but my size changes depending on season, fitness and mood. When I'm in good shape and the weather is warm the size does increase in both length and width - it is bad enough my tool is above average on a bad day and I'm clumsy with it, the last thing I need is for it to get any bigger, but I do need to get better at using it to avoid hurting people.

The one thing I would have to ask though, is have you found the tablets gave you more length and girth than usual? I don't intend to ever try them for a punt as I can go for a good while without sex and I'd like to be able to get it up on my own or not at all, but it may be worth having a pop to see what my dicks maximum potential could be.

No but they may make it (subjectively) feel bigger.  :D

Congratulations on your enormous knob.  :D

I trust you have compared dicks with a large number of men? Are you black African American by any chance? Where does it fit on the scales?  :cool:




data: http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country

As for making it even bigger, here's some ideas from a friendly clinician ...
(warning: may decrease erection as you read the graphic details)
Quote
Penis enlargement
Can a man increase the size of his penis?

I presume you are asking about increasing the size of the erect phallus rather than asking about erectile dysfunction.
It is possible to surgically increase the size of an erect (and flaccid, for that matter) penis, but it should not be undertaken lightly, as it is by no means guaranteed to produce the result one might be hoping for.

Length can be added by division of the penile suspensory ligament that tethers the penis to the pubic arch. This sounds like a simple solution, but remember the ligament was there for a reason. Dividing it will allow the penis to fall away from the pubis, giving some length (a couple of centimetres), but at a loss of the normal “angle” at erection. Also, this does not lengthen the skin, and so the peripenile pubic skin is often pulled onto the shaft of the penis, resulting in pubic hair growing from the penile shaft.

Another surgical technique is “enhancement” of penile girth by the injection of harvested adipose tissue (fat) from elsewhere. This has significant risks of resulting in uneven, lumpy appearance, and patient satisfaction is not assured.

What is important to remember is that there is wide natural variation in penis size, as in height, weight, and many other human physical characteristics. Thus, what may seem small is probably normal. Surgery is fraught with uncertainties about results, and, like other forms of medically “unnecessary” cosmetic surgery, people often have unrealistic expectations and are disappointed as a result.

And don’t believe any advertisements found in the back of top shelf publications or try any “DIY” methods. They don’t work. I have spent the odd night in accident and emergency trying to undo these “efforts”; it is embarrassing for the patient, and the penis is never larger, once the pain and swelling have subsided.

John F Bolton, clinical fellow in urology, Bristol Royal Infirmary, Bristol
http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/qa-display/short/ bmj_el;56386


Offline 7x5

I trust you have compared dicks with a large number of men? Are you black African American by any chance? Where does it fit on the scales?  :cool:

Nope and off the chart on both counts when rocking a semi :lol: But by no means comedy big, and it is more of a curse than a blessing. If I did go around staring at other peoples cocks all day I would have discovered I had phimosis years ago and had the circumcision much earlier in life.

As for making it even bigger, here's some ideas from a friendly clinician ...
(warning: may decrease erection as you read the graphic details)

No need for such things. I'd happily lose a couple of inches to become average if it made for better sex. Instead I'll have to settle for getting in more practice to graduate from being terrible to mediocre :sarcastic: Not that it makes much difference really as banging away hurts the other party and since the chop I need to work the tip more instead, hence the killing two birds with one stone spooning, even if I do prefer cowgirl/doggy. But as I have a grower, not one for show, I had wondered if the increased bloodflow to the cock would make it bigger than usual for solo testing purposes only. I suppose I'll have to cough up a couple of quid to find out. :unknown:
« Last Edit: March 20, 2016, 06:24:42 PM by 7x5 »
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