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External Link/Members Only Firstly, I am indeed one of those long term lurkers who gain the wisdom of the board but have, thus far, not contributed. As a result I have avoided some horrors as well as sampled many delights both locally (Sexy Leticia etc) and further afield (Woofie35...and the grin stayed with me all the way back down the M1). Mea culpa and I hope to put that straight in due course.
So, Miss Splits. We exchanged message pinball and the comms were very friendly. The actual organisation was a bit chaotic and our first arrangement was cancelled at short notice despite having been made well in advance but it was all done in a pleasant fashion so no ill will there. The rebooking finally took place a couple of weeks later.
On the day, Shannon was running late. Better to have known this ahead of time rather than when I was sending the requested text from the doorstep of the block of flats but, again not a huge issue in itself. Nothing a stroll around the neighbourhood didn't cure. Venue was a suitably anonymous block of modern flats and safe enough. The initial booking was for 90 mins and the rebooking was for the same (I'd reiterated the time and appointment length the day before so we were all on the same page). On arrival I was quite taken aback... this is indeed a very tall, very attractive woman with a body to die for. And I mean to die for - there are women half her age who would kill for an arse and a set of legs half as good.
On sorting the paperwork I had to ask for a reminder of the rate for 90 mins - no, I wasn't chancing my arm, it had just been several weeks by then since I first looked at her AW profile and got in touch to try and arrange the meeting. Shannon then quoted me £270 for 90 mins. Something didn't seem familiar about the numbers but I wasn't going to sit and bicker about money and ruin what I hoped would be a perfectly good afternoon. A quick check later that evening affirmed my sense that something was amiss as her AW quoted £210 for 90 mins and £270 is her 2 hour rate. Everything else to date had suggested that she is a bit chaotic about admin so I'm happy to put it down to that rather than see it as a deliberate overcharge but still not a great start.
Handed over the paperwork and took a shower. Shannon gave me a massage (yes, I wouldn't usually have accepted one either but it sort of fitted with the fact that we were chatting away at the time) that was seriously good. I jest not - proper, professionally done and worth paying for in its own right. It did, however, eat up a huge chunk of our appointment. I wanted to see if she tasted as good as she looks so RO followed. She does, indeed, taste pretty damn good. Good enough that I then realised we had managed to burn through my entire 90 minutes and it was time for me to be on my way. I'd have happily extended but I had places to be so had to be out of the door promptly. A crying shame given that I suspect Shannon is broad minded, willing and very very good in bed.
Usually I'd have rebooked immediately to find out. For me though, the last minute cancellation, being left on a doorstep at the rebooking, 'admin error' on fees and so on just added up to enough headaches to make me guarded about returning. I do not for a second doubt that Shannon provides an excellent service and, as mentioned above, she is really quite stunning, very pleasant and friendly. For these reasons I'd rate it a neutral as I think my issues were down to scattiness rather than her offering a poor service - from anyone else I'd see it as an immediate negative. I would suggest anyone booking is very clear about the direction the want their appointment to take and makes sure it doesn't go off course in order to fully enjoy the experience.
Topic: Miss Splits Maidenhead (Read 7575 times)
