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Author Topic: Miss Splits Maidenhead  (Read 4577 times)


7 review(s) for Miss Splits  (4 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline pepperoni3041

Well just about to go and see her seems a really hot girl so will see but really a lot of negative comments totally unwaranted as far as i can see her rates are fine for all the services she provides and seems very articulate in her replies. Will report back later i hope.
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Offline Miss splits

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Wow!!!!
Your comments are not the attention I tend to attract or look to gain. My prices have no correspondence to this thread. 

I have been polite and always respectful. Including the comms on here. I am a professional woman who also seeks the right clientele. I am not your average  £100 an hour girl.  I get fully booked very quickly and often in advance.  With many loyal regular clients. For example I am fully booked until Saturday. Which is common.
I take my role in this industry seriously. Blacklisting me is your option.  But please don't judge me if you haven't had the opportunity to meet with me. I am a human being after all.


Happy punting y'all x
Banning reason: Bad attitude

The thing that irks me is that that folks are saying she is articulate and clued up in their dealings with MS (not clueless or ditzy) therefore she wouldn't have "unknowingly" overcharged "by accident".  Tried to get away with it and offered refund once she read it on here...  It's not like she is on a minimal sum in the first instance

Dreadful behaviour....

Worth it? I don't think so...

Offline Cunning Punt

Wow!!!!
Your comments are not the attention I tend to attract or look to gain. My prices have no correspondence to this thread. 

I have been polite and always respectful. Including the comms on here. I am a professional woman who also seeks the right clientele. I am not your average  £100 an hour girl.  I get fully booked very quickly and often in advance.  With many loyal regular clients. For example I am fully booked until Saturday. Which is common.
I take my role in this industry seriously. Blacklisting me is your option.  But please don't judge me if you haven't had the opportunity to meet with me. I am a human being after all.


Happy punting y'all x

I thought you already had your last comment a couple of comments ago.

One simple, single response would have been more than sufficient. Now you're becoming irritating and shooting yourself in the foot because even those punters who could afford your extremely large fees have no doubt been put off.

However, apparently you have lots of business anyway - so you definitely don't need a comeback on every minor point, then.

This is a punters' forum. If you want to post a free advert, then please go to UKE where there are plenty of fluffies fawning over over-priced escorts.


What does UKE mean? UKE is short for www.UKEscorting.com

Offline Miss splits

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Wow!!!! Not the kind of attention I generally attract or wish for. 
As I mentioned before. A refund was indeed offered... This thread had nothing to do with what was a genuine error, or it's outcome.
I even took time personally to  messaged some of you, giving the whole story. Always in a polite and respectful manner.   Which many  of you accepted. Would I really do that if I wasn't genuine or actually care?
What silly person would rip just 1 person off intentionally but no one else? ESP as they have my full address and tel no?
 It is almost impossible to give any constructive criticism when you haven't met me. Only harsh remarks which any girl would find upsetting. I take my role very seriously and am dedicated to the pleasures I can offer. My Pricing is inline with my business. I get fully booked in advance and  my feedback, field reports speak for themselves. I'm not a typical £100 hr WG. I'm not your average woman.   
It is not my style at all to comment On Here, however to be denied the opportunity to respond would be rather unfair. 

Happy punting x
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Offline James999

My final to response i

But it isn't your final response is it, you go on and on and on, and then start reporting people for replying to you, stop whinging just because the thread didn't go the way you wanted it, at your age you should have grown a paid by now !

Offline Miss splits

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James.  Two posts are going on and on.? Really?  It's only fair I'm allowed to respond to the ???? Given. I have been respectful and polite. "All " your posts on this site appear to be rather cruel with intention, harsh.  Bit you have no reviews? I suspect you are CP in disquise.  Things not going to plan? All this attention? My profile speaks for itself. Happy wanking.. Oops, I mean punting . 😂
Banning reason: Bad attitude

Offline Cunning Punt

Last point - to correct the ludicrous suggestion about unfairness.

You were given the chance to respond and the benefit of the doubt - then you went on and on and on...

Then if you're reporting comments on top of that, you are digging an even bigger hole for yourself.

It would have been better if you had actually taken on board the comments made and left it there.





Offline Miss splits

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Sorry CP, or is it James? Oddly the intitial point was noted. But I'm not sure how I can help
You with your cruel comments when you haven't even met me, I'm so sorry you can't afford me.  leave you to fester amongst yourself. I'm about to get ball gagged(you'd love the silence I'm sure), . With an anal hook attatched with my long hair , it's going to get wet. 😂😂😂
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Offline pepperoni3041

I can confirm that she squirts for England go girl ! what a lot of miserable people here just because they cannot afford luxury.
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Offline pepperoni3041

By the way cunning punt she has a stunning c**t !
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I can confirm that she squirts for England go girl ! what a lot of miserable people here just because they cannot afford luxury.

 :rolleyes: luxury? i dont like the way she said " I am not your average  £100 an hour girl.  I get fully booked very quickly and often in advance.  With many loyal regular clients. For example I am fully booked until Saturday. Which is common.

im 120 and im also fully  booked pretty much every week and have many regs so price means fuck all. to rip off a client is an awful thing to do , simple

I can confirm that she squirts for England go girl ! what a lot of miserable people here just because they cannot afford luxury.
Why not do your own review and tell us how stupid you are with cash !   :wackogirl: :thumbsdown: :bomb: :wacko:

Ooops you can any more, such a shame ! NOT
« Last Edit: March 22, 2016, 01:29:08 AM by virtualwaster »

Offline Hulk6969

Conclusion she rips off a punter by over charging him then finds out about this post & offers refund. She made no attempt to chase after him or call him once she had over charged him but waited until her white knight highlighted this review,this should have been a negative.

So many soppy cunts who pay over the odds for a battered up old bras,good luck to you!
This site has served its purpose again by showing how many slags try their luck.

Offline Pinwheel

Give the girl a break !!!
If you don't want to play with her why keep posting negatives ,her pricing structure is her business and if you don't like it don't go there .
I enquired yesterday and she is obviously a busy bunny she comes over well on the phone and I am hopefully seeing her next week and looking forward to it .
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Offline Hulk6969

It's not about the prices etc etc it's about the over charging the client then finding about this review then offering a refund!

The point of this forum is to stop this kind of shit going on! Not a forum  for white knighting!

You wanna pay £180 an hour for an old clapped  out banger with no tits or arse that's your choice!


It's not about the prices etc etc it's about the over charging the client then finding about this review then offering a refund!

The point of this forum is to stop this kind of shit going on! Not a forum  for white knighting!

You wanna pay £180 an hour for an old clapped  out banger with no tits or arse that's your choice!

Perfectly put.

Well that escalated pretty quickly !

Offline Ben4454

I can confirm that she squirts for England go girl ! what a lot of miserable people here just because they cannot afford luxury.

 :lol: What a White knighted fluffy wanker.
Banning reason: Ignored admin warning after temporary banning and signed up to malicious troll anti-UKP site

Offline Cunning Punt

Just to conclude, for punters' information, after she got banned, this escort set up a new profile called AwS1 and sent me some silly messages by PM - much in the vein of the stupid public posts.

(Not sure if anyone else had these.)

The irony was that I initially gave her the benefit of the doubt! Good SP or not, she clearly has a screw loose.

She basically thinks me and James are one and the same person, which clearly we are not, and accused me of slagging her off, including her looks (which I didn't) and for reporting her (which I didn't).

I only reported her after she sent me the 3rd silly message because it was irritating and I felt I was a Kafka-esque nightmare where I couldn't get outside because when I went through one door, there was another door in front of me.

I'm pleased to say Admin acted swiftly.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2016, 11:35:52 AM by Cunning Punt »


Thanks for closing the story cunningpunt- I was wondering what had happened to get so many banned so quickly and this clears things up

Offline James999

She sent me 3 messages

She didn't send me any messages, but then perhaps she thought I'd see the ones she sent Cunny  :sarcastic:

Just got round to reading all of the thread. I've been wanting to see Miss S for a while as she's pretty local and have always found her very friendly on Twitter. Almost got round to booking her recently but the price rise has put me off. £160 was more than most WGs (I'm not saying she's not worth it - she may well be, I've never seen her) but I was prepared to pay that.  But £180 is really pushing it unfortunately. Unless someone convinces me she's worth it... lol  ;)

Just got round to reading all of the thread. I've been wanting to see Miss S for a while as she's pretty local and have always found her very friendly on Twitter. Almost got round to booking her recently but the price rise has put me off. £160 was more than most WGs (I'm not saying she's not worth it - she may well be, I've never seen her) but I was prepared to pay that.  But £180 is really pushing it unfortunately. Unless someone convinces me she's worth it... lol  ;)

I think it all depends on what you want. Most WGs font do what Miss Splits does. Trust me if you're after a proper BDSM sub then most girls wouldn't do it for that much.

I'm up for round two this week, and being switch I may not survive! Wish me luck!




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