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5 review(s) for Ashley-Diamond (1 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


After reading some positive reviews about this girl I decided to try her last night. I was aching for a good tantra massage mixed with with a pornstar experience with rimming, milking, HR, OWO, deep throat. I very very excited to try her out. I was expecting a lot, because she is a supposed UK porn star (although I only found one video to her name "Fake Taxi" and nothing else) so I was expecting a very very naughty experience eith things like rimming, sloppy blowjob, deepthroat, and it takes seasoned WG to be able to give an experience like that.

Well it was the most boring let down and waste of an experience I have ever had. I had an appointment or 6PM.  I arrived 15 mins early, called her and asked her politely if she was happy to see me 15 mins early as it was freezing cold and I was getting a chill. She said she would text her apartment number (not sure why she couldn't just give it to me over the phone). I stood outside her apartment feeling like a bit of a tit as residents were staring and I felt out of place.

She kept me waiting right up to 2 minutes before our appointment, ignored my calls and finally sent a text with her apartment number. Bad first impression.

I got in the lift and to her apartment finally. She opened the door, and first impressions were bad. She looked like a tranny. Her make up was awful, tall and flat chested. At this point, I knew even though I was disappointed I had committed to it as I had travelled a long way (1 hour) and had made a lot of effort in grooming myself and my appearance. I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt. I asked to use her loo (as I was bursting for a wee waiting in the cold) and she asked for payment first. Wow. Great etiquette. I was not impressed.

Then I took my clothes off after payment was exchanged, and I had used the bathroom. She disappeared for several minutes and I had to call her as I was conscious of cutting into our hour. She ignored me, and I had to call her again 2-3 times more and now it was 10 minutes into our meet.

Her page says french kissing, so I leaned in to kiss her and she turned her face and offered her cheek. Not impressed, as this was not the kind of bird I would even pick up on a night out but I wanted to warm her up and make the most of our time together... I asked her to take my boxers off, and she replied I could do it myself. I like being undressed, it's a sexy turn on. This pissed me off a bit I must say. I raised an eyebrow, and she kept eye contact to a minimum. It made me feel very awkward and unwelcome.

Got onto her bed for a massage, and she put one some really shit music that didn't fit the mood at all. She covered my back in a towel and preceded to stroke my back and legs for about 10 mins, I could hardly feel it. Tower was really really rough and stiff like it had been through a thousand washes without conditioner.

I was expecting a nude tantric massage to warm up. After 20 minutes into it I realised it wasn't going anywhere and I got bored. I even caught her yawning as she used a silly feather on my back instead of her hands to explore my body. She spent most of the time on my calves and upper back and did not reach for my ass, balls, cock or perineum (which I had shaved). I told her I was not enjoying the massage, and wanted a blow job instead. She said to give it more time, and I realised she was time wasting. I flipped over, took off my towel off and she began to work.

So here I am expecting a very slopping pornstar blowjob, instead I got a dry dull unenthusiastic lick of my balls and sucking of my helmet. I've had better blow jobs from university girls for free! I couldn't believe I was paying for this experience. She wouldn't go past half my length and I am 6.25 inches. I was disappointed here again too, as I was expecting deep throat to my balls. I licked my fingers and started playing with her pussy and she clenched up her legs not giving me access. I kept trying and she kept her legs closed and then she told me off "No fingering." I was only rubbing her clit and seriously wtf...  :unknown:

I thought, fuck this I am not gonna bother shagging her then. She can just suck me off. Expensive blowjob, as I paid £100 for the hour.

I tried to make small talk during the session and her dry flat response was "Do you want to do this or do you want to talk?" More attitude and unfriendliness.

I started guiding her head, encouraging her to take me deeper, whispering "Go deeper babe." She then stopped and asked me not to do that. I asked to cum in her mouth and for her to keep on sucking me off as it dribbled down my shaft and she stopped and said "That's £20 extra." I told her that was cheeky as she had cut into my time and not provided the experience we had agreed on the phone and what was also stated on her profile. She just shrugged her shoulders. As she had stopped sucking and holding my cock and was looking blankly at me I asked her if she wanted the £20 right now, in the middle of the blowjob and she said yes. Gob smacked at the etiquette, I did expect class. Gave her the £20. She took the £20 and disappeared from the room. I waited five mins and then called her 2-3 times. No response. She was wasting our time and being a gentleman making me feel very awkward for calling her!

When she came back she carried on, and I finally came in her mouth. The whole blowjob lasted 8 minutes as I had saved up a weeks worth of no contact for this special evening I was treating myself to. I also wanted to cum twice, her profile says unlimited cum. We had 25 minutes remaining.  After the blow job was over she made no attempt to massage me, or for round #2 which I wanted if she had been into it.

Don't know about you fellas, but if a woman shows blatant and open disinterest in me, I feel insulted and my desire goes down. She's not doing me any favours in fucking me and  I'm an attractive bloke. Being a classy guy I made an effort of grooming myself, fresh shave, groomed body hair, expensive aftershave, ribbed fitted designer trunks, chose my outfit to make it as enjoyable for her and to feel sexy myself. I did not expect this nonsense.

I tried to make some small talk, kept getting short curt answers. This also included clock watching a number of times. She just wanted my money and for me to leave as soon as I gave it to her. What a waste of my built up expectations and the whole evening.

Got home, called up one of my fuck buddies to make it up and take off the edge of a bad con.

Looks 4/10
Skills 2/10
Friendliness 2/10
Time spent 3/10

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2909051

Total paid £120.


5 review(s) found for Ashley-Diamond linked to in above post (1 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative)

Sorry to hear you had a shit punt mate. Sounds like she has an attitude problem. Will give this a miss

Offline tristen92

Sorry to hear. Even her fake taxi vid is awful mate. Don't know why you had high expectations and were surprised by her physical appearance, given the transparency of her shitness.
Banning reason: STD scaremongering

Offline Tonyleung

Thanks for the review. I come across this profile now and again, sometimes I hover across it. Will give this WG a swerve.

If you have fuck buddies and can get it for free then why bother with skanks like these?

If you have fuck buddies and can get it for free then why bother with skanks like these?

I like the excitement mate. I've got different fuck buddies in different areas with different looks (red heads, blondes, brunettes, big tits, tatts, chubby, etc) and for different moods mate.  :hi: Some are single long term and we meet up once in a while but you have to be careful or they get attached and stroppy so you have to back off again for a few months, others have kids so can only see them once in a while when they are kiddy free, some live too far, so it has to be a weekend sleep over and the travelling and food can end up expensive £200-£300. It's so easy to pick up women off the net it's ridiculous. They usually don't put out on a "first date," but after that it's months and months of sex.

I was bored of my regular fuck buddy as she wanted me to take her out and spend "outside time" with her. Sometimes it's just easier to pay for a good punt, keep it cheap and simply and return home early for dinner and work the next morning   :angelgirl: :timeout:

Thanks everyone, just avoid her.

Couldn't believe after such a shit attitude and session where I clearly lost enthusiasm she was clock watching with 25 mins to go in our hour! Was tempted to just ask for half my money back, but had a feeling someone was in the next room. Could have been her muscle, and I didn't want a confrontation. In hindsight I wish I had.

I like the excitement mate. I've got different fuck buddies in different areas with different looks (red heads, blondes, brunettes, big tits, tatts, chubby, etc) and for different moods mate.  :hi: Some are single long term and we meet up once in a while but you have to be careful or they get attached and stroppy so you have to back off again for a few months, others have kids so can only see them once in a while when they are kiddy free, some live too far, so it has to be a weekend sleep over and the travelling and food can end up expensive £200-£300. It's so easy to pick up women off the net it's ridiculous. They usually don't put out on a "first date," but after that it's months and months of sex.

I was bored of my regular fuck buddy as she wanted me to take her out and spend "outside time" with her. Sometimes it's just easier to pay for a good punt, keep it cheap and simply and return home early for dinner and work the next morning   :angelgirl: :timeout:
That makes sense mate....Tinder springs to mind  :cool:


She looks like Pete burns before the plastic surgeon really went to town  :scare:

Mr faketaxi will really fuck anything with a pulse

That makes sense mate....Tinder springs to mind  :cool:

Hahaha not had any luck on Tinder yet can you believe that???  :unknown: , but I've had endless pussy from POF and FaceBook  :angelgirl:. During summer I've got a different girl every night for 5 nights straight with the weekend off to rest Jheeze.  :cool: :music: :hi:

The ONLY let down is yeh you get shags, hard to fight a really really good experienced shag. The real pornstar wannabe slutty type. :bomb:

Yet another shit, over-priced pro$$ie with a profile written by Lynda la Plante.  :thumbsdown:

Offline Bigpee

anyone got a link to her fake taxi vid?

Offline will-ow

 :unknown: ahhh thats a shame! she looks like a good fuck

Offline lancyman

Top review!  Had a very similar experience in Reading with an Eastern European - I'd guess Romanian.  Wish I remembered who she was so I could post a review.  I'm like you - shave everywhere, clean, well dressed, groomed, etc.  Want the girl to feel turned on and really mucky.  That elusive perfect WG is still evading me...

Like what you're saying about POF etc.  Put a profile on and within an hour or so was inundated with messages from pretty attractive women (and a lot not so nice) but feel it's all a big hassle when all I want is a quick shag.

Top review!  Had a very similar experience in Reading with an Eastern European - I'd guess Romanian.  Wish I remembered who she was so I could post a review.  I'm like you - shave everywhere, clean, well dressed, groomed, etc.  Want the girl to feel turned on and really mucky.  That elusive perfect WG is still evading me...

Like what you're saying about POF etc.  Put a profile on and within an hour or so was inundated with messages from pretty attractive women (and a lot not so nice) but feel it's all a big hassle when all I want is a quick shag.

POF does not work for me. I've not even had one message since I joined in 2008. And I'm not a bad looking bloke :unknown:

Offline brolin_76

cheap fake taxi star and my main doubt she was a he. tranny :scare: :cool:

Offline mash

POF does not work for me. I've not even had one message since I joined in 2008. And I'm not a bad looking bloke :unknown:

What?! Unless you're hardly active, how is it possible to not have a single message in 8 years...?

You may need a rethink on that "not a bad looking bloke" pov if thats actually the case...sorry fella  ;)

POF does not work for me. I've not even had one message since I joined in 2008. And I'm not a bad looking bloke :unknown:

I have some mates who are better looking than me and they get zero response from ladies on POF  :unknown:, and I get responses daily. My advice to them might help you too mate. :hi:

1. Use pics that don't make you look like too much of a poser (save that for when you meet, it will impress her) That means no six pack shirtless pics - . Topless pics make women think you're a player (with hundreds of girls on the go) and it turns women off - yet it's okay for women to pose with their tits out. Ah, equality. Lovely isn't it. Women like subtle.

2. Fill out your profile, don't leave it empty make it interesting and witty.

3. When you message females, make a witty, funny or flirtatious reference to her profile.

4. NEVER EVER TALK ABOUT SEX. Women are weird like that. The same women who will suck your cock on a first date and fuck you on the second date don't like to talk about sex, because it makes them think you are after only one thing. That is really amusing, because ever slags don't like to "feel like a slag." The same is true for WG's. They like to feel like ladies.

5. When you get her number, whatsapp regularly. Strike some banter. Set up a date.

6. Having your own place will make you x 10 more appealing when you do get chatting. Women are superficial like that. Most of my mates live alone and have their own place so they get endless pussy. I on the other hand have a long term live in gf, so I can't accommodate. I make excuses about living with family, this reduces my pussy rate down to 60%. I am cool with that, as I only look for girls who can accommodate - university students renting a shared flat, or single mothers, or single women living alone.

Hope that helps mate. I love the thrill of the chase, it turns me on 100% more than these WG's who dress up their profile info and turn out to be nothing like the passionate description they use to con punters. It's amazing how starkly different a womans attitude and interest, when she feels romanced or paid for. 

With a WG they act like they are doing you a fucking favour, with an ordinary girl for the cost of 1-2 punts, I get months of sex :cool:  :bomb: :blush: :kiss:

Offline 3HK

POF is a goldmine, been using it for a good 5 years on and off. That guide is pretty accurate, Tinder is pretty useful too but I tend to see too many familiar faces, Profilepic was another goldmine a few years ago. Punting is fun, I love browsing through AW sometimes and identifying a potential punt, the ease and convenience of punting is amazing.

Thanks for the advice chaps, I shall certainly try to apply it!  :thumbsup:

Offline Vladimir_Putin

She is Not the best in service wise. I just had a filming session with her.  Just average, nothing exciting because she was boring. :D
Banning reason: Troll

Offline punk

She is Not the best in service wise. I just had a filming session with her.  Just average, nothing exciting because she was boring. :D

Hmm.you should write a review,help others.

Offline punk

She is Not the best in service wise. I just had a filming session with her.  Just average, nothing exciting because she was boring. :D

What a surprise the arse got banned  :sarcastic:

Offline shihun

She really sucks. I have to say that she is my worst experience I have ever had. Not good looking at all,her skills pretty awful.And yes , she has very severe attitude problem that really turns me off.  Negative,avoid!!




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