After reading some positive reviews about this girl I decided to try her last night. I was aching for a good tantra massage mixed with with a pornstar experience with rimming, milking, HR, OWO, deep throat. I very very excited to try her out. I was expecting a lot, because she is a supposed UK porn star (although I only found one video to her name "Fake Taxi" and nothing else) so I was expecting a very very naughty experience eith things like rimming, sloppy blowjob, deepthroat, and it takes seasoned WG to be able to give an experience like that.
Well it was the most boring let down and waste of an experience I have ever had. I had an appointment or 6PM. I arrived 15 mins early, called her and asked her politely if she was happy to see me 15 mins early as it was freezing cold and I was getting a chill. She said she would text her apartment number (not sure why she couldn't just give it to me over the phone). I stood outside her apartment feeling like a bit of a tit as residents were staring and I felt out of place.
She kept me waiting right up to 2 minutes before our appointment, ignored my calls and finally sent a text with her apartment number. Bad first impression.
I got in the lift and to her apartment finally. She opened the door, and first impressions were bad. She looked like a tranny. Her make up was awful, tall and flat chested. At this point, I knew even though I was disappointed I had committed to it as I had travelled a long way (1 hour) and had made a lot of effort in grooming myself and my appearance. I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt. I asked to use her loo (as I was bursting for a wee waiting in the cold) and she asked for payment first. Wow. Great etiquette. I was not impressed.
Then I took my clothes off after payment was exchanged, and I had used the bathroom. She disappeared for several minutes and I had to call her as I was conscious of cutting into our hour. She ignored me, and I had to call her again 2-3 times more and now it was 10 minutes into our meet.
Her page says french kissing, so I leaned in to kiss her and she turned her face and offered her cheek. Not impressed, as this was not the kind of bird I would even pick up on a night out but I wanted to warm her up and make the most of our time together... I asked her to take my boxers off, and she replied I could do it myself. I like being undressed, it's a sexy turn on. This pissed me off a bit I must say. I raised an eyebrow, and she kept eye contact to a minimum. It made me feel very awkward and unwelcome.
Got onto her bed for a massage, and she put one some really shit music that didn't fit the mood at all. She covered my back in a towel and preceded to stroke my back and legs for about 10 mins, I could hardly feel it. Tower was really really rough and stiff like it had been through a thousand washes without conditioner.
I was expecting a nude tantric massage to warm up. After 20 minutes into it I realised it wasn't going anywhere and I got bored. I even caught her yawning as she used a silly feather on my back instead of her hands to explore my body. She spent most of the time on my calves and upper back and did not reach for my ass, balls, cock or perineum (which I had shaved). I told her I was not enjoying the massage, and wanted a blow job instead. She said to give it more time, and I realised she was time wasting. I flipped over, took off my towel off and she began to work.
So here I am expecting a very slopping pornstar blowjob, instead I got a dry dull unenthusiastic lick of my balls and sucking of my helmet. I've had better blow jobs from university girls for free! I couldn't believe I was paying for this experience. She wouldn't go past half my length and I am 6.25 inches. I was disappointed here again too, as I was expecting deep throat to my balls. I licked my fingers and started playing with her pussy and she clenched up her legs not giving me access. I kept trying and she kept her legs closed and then she told me off "No fingering." I was only rubbing her clit and seriously wtf...
I thought, fuck this I am not gonna bother shagging her then. She can just suck me off. Expensive blowjob, as I paid £100 for the hour.
I tried to make small talk during the session and her dry flat response was "Do you want to do this or do you want to talk?" More attitude and unfriendliness.
I started guiding her head, encouraging her to take me deeper, whispering "Go deeper babe." She then stopped and asked me not to do that. I asked to cum in her mouth and for her to keep on sucking me off as it dribbled down my shaft and she stopped and said "That's £20 extra." I told her that was cheeky as she had cut into my time and not provided the experience we had agreed on the phone and what was also stated on her profile. She just shrugged her shoulders. As she had stopped sucking and holding my cock and was looking blankly at me I asked her if she wanted the £20 right now, in the middle of the blowjob and she said yes. Gob smacked at the etiquette, I did expect class. Gave her the £20. She took the £20 and disappeared from the room. I waited five mins and then called her 2-3 times. No response. She was wasting our time and being a gentleman making me feel very awkward for calling her!
When she came back she carried on, and I finally came in her mouth. The whole blowjob lasted 8 minutes as I had saved up a weeks worth of no contact for this special evening I was treating myself to. I also wanted to cum twice, her profile says unlimited cum. We had 25 minutes remaining. After the blow job was over she made no attempt to massage me, or for round #2 which I wanted if she had been into it.
Don't know about you fellas, but if a woman shows blatant and open disinterest in me, I feel insulted and my desire goes down. She's not doing me any favours in fucking me and I'm an attractive bloke. Being a classy guy I made an effort of grooming myself, fresh shave, groomed body hair, expensive aftershave, ribbed fitted designer trunks, chose my outfit to make it as enjoyable for her and to feel sexy myself. I did not expect this nonsense.
I tried to make some small talk, kept getting short curt answers. This also included clock watching a number of times. She just wanted my money and for me to leave as soon as I gave it to her. What a waste of my built up expectations and the whole evening.
Got home, called up one of my fuck buddies to make it up and take off the edge of a bad con.
Time spent 3/10https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2909051
Total paid £120.