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Author Topic: what excuses do you make  (Read 2902 times)

Offline insignia

just a thought what excuses do you make to the wife or gf to get out the house for a punt

Currently single last time i did told her was popping to my mates to drop a few E's and have a game of Risk.

Was one hell of an overnighter.

Offline RedKettle

I would never rely on an excuse - I only punt when I have a reason to be out and about and in the area where I am punting.

Too much chance of being caught out otherwise.

I am lucky with my job that this system works well.

I would never rely on an excuse - I only punt when I have a reason to be out and about and in the area where I am punting.

Too much chance of being caught out otherwise.

I am lucky with my job that this system works well.

+1

tcm

I never made excuses, would only do it when either she or I was away and the excuse made itself.  Never make up a lie to get out the house and never rely on anyone else for an alibi.

Now I'm single (unrelated to my punting!) I don't even need to bother with that although I'm also kinda seeing someone and we're still in the fucking-like-rabbits stage so I've not punted for a while.

Offline Nagilum

Being single I have no need.  :cool:

Offline Hertsgent

I fit it around my job, which works well as pretty flexible and easy to play without suspicion......

Offline FootieMadJonny

Currently single last time i did told her was popping to my mates to drop a few E's and have a game of Risk.

Was one hell of an overnighter.
Drop a few E's?  :unknown:
Banning reason: EndearingEmily1992 aka TeenKylie posing as white-knight punter to tout and defend herself

Drop a few E's?  :unknown:

Shags prostitutes as a hobby.

Doesn't know what E is. 

That's some weird sheltering.

Offline FootieMadJonny

Shags prostitutes as a hobby.

Doesn't know what E is. 

That's some weird sheltering.
Not really, I don't understand what it's referring to?
Banning reason: EndearingEmily1992 aka TeenKylie posing as white-knight punter to tout and defend herself

Not really, I don't understand what it's referring to?

MDMA and the old party scene that i am no longer part of.

I've used going to the gym a few times. Or if she's working and I'm not i always just say that I'm going for a drive. Always too worried that I'll get caught out somehow like a speed camera or something. She just thinks that i love the gym and i love driving :angelgirl:

I'm single and don't have to make excuses to anyone but if I were punting with any regularity while being in a relationship I'd try taking up a hobby that you can engage at will.

Sports seem to be the easiest choice here. Gym, basketball, tennis, martial arts, snooker, table tennis.
Anything that you might enjoy but don't have to commit full on. That's what I would try. No idea how far woman's curiosity can make these go to shit.

Offline Rod trotter

I punt when i have a cast iron opportunity , my work gives me that.

Ive never "sneaked" out...too risky on all levels and you opwn yourself to being caught one day.
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted

Offline Pussydoc

Go to the golf club  come rain or shine , also has a poor mobile signal. ,, if Its. poor weather I play snooker  there. Simple. 

Go to the golf club  come rain or shine , also has a poor mobile signal. ,, if Its. poor weather I play snooker  there. Simple.

Until aunt Aggie drops dead and your missus phones the golf club.  Now you have to make up a lie to cover the lie... The hardest thing about lies is remembering them.  Mate, don't lie to go on a punt, have a punt when you have a solid gold reason to be away.

I don't need an excuse as I'm single, I do have a busy life though so like to plan punts depending on where I'm going to be, This has become harder though due to poor comms and most of my punts are last minute bookings. Not punted for a bit though due to health issues.

Golf would be a fantastic excuse! Can always keep a set of clubs in boot which would be ideal for hiding punting phone, pills, condoms and cash! If questioned about cash well golf memberships are expensive! Golf courses can be far away and a round of golf can take time so gets you time away! Could be a bit awkward if the other half decides she wants to play!

A day at the races can be another good one although unless they are working or busy might want to tag along

Offline normal_guy

Always vary work finish time.

Join some work related evening sessions (networking or whatever).

Golf is a good one. Potentially going to a far away town?

Offline Sonny Crockett

I always punt on my days off work....... So no problems for me!!! :yahoo:
Banning reason: Troll

Going for a drive works
If the punts a short step away
Going for a coffee

As well as my work giving me the opportunity, OH also has full on hobby that keeps her out quite often.

I fit it around my job, which works well as pretty flexible and easy to play without suspicion......
+1

and I always ask the ladies for no smoke or perfume.

Offline budz

I fit it around my job, which works well as pretty flexible and easy to play without suspicion......

+1 makes sense to punt whilst I'm meant to be out of the house anyway

I don't, she never asks me where I'm going or what I''m doing.

I guess I'm unusual here, but I do it with my wife's knowledge and permission. No excuses needed.


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