I like how "university education tuition £9000 due Sept 2016 and 2017" is at the bottom of the list (along with socks) and a dog lead is at the top. Nice to see she has her priorities sorted.
It's pretty sad though. She sounds like a spoiled child writing a Christmas list. Even if she was just my type, offered full-on service and a reasonable rate I'd have to think twice about seeing someone like that.