This is my first post but I suppose it is what the site is about so here goes...
I've just tried Wanida Thai Massage in St Helens, I hadn't a clue what to expect here but rang first to book.
The lady who answered was friendly & helpful & I booked to go in an hours time from the time of the call.
When I turned up it was like a shop front on a quiet street & there was plenty of free parking in various side streets all around, I don't really know St Helens but I passed a big Asda on the way, kind of on the outskirts of the town centre.
I turned up anyway & was let in immediately on pushing the door, there was a Thai lady I'd say in her forties behind a counter who I reckoned I'd spoke to on the phone & she took charge & asked me was it just an hour I wanted & if I'd been before, etc, etc. Just the usual stuff really, she quoted me £40 then spoke in Thai (I presume) to a rather dopey looking tallish Thai girl who would be early to mid twenties who was sitting in front of the shop counter & who proceeded to take me upstairs for my massage, as I say she was a bit docile looking & I was hoping for the older one but never mind I had my little bit of free time to spare so I needed to get on with it.
Got upstairs, off to the left & this girl either genuinely couldn't speak much English or was putting on a good act; anyway I stripped off & laid face down on the bed & the girl lit some candles & started to massage me, it was only a matter of 10 minutes I'd say before she was letting her hands run over my balls & down my by now hardening c**k & because she copped on to this fact she was right on it & the really poor Thai massage she'd started giving me had now completely gone out of the window as she beckoned me to roll over whilst still massaging my most important part & muttering something I couldn't understand whilst making a fist & moving it up & down & also pointing at her mouth!
Her English then improved somewhat as she said £20 for H/J & £20 for bl**j*b!
I acted a bit soft by being a little embarrassed & acting all coy but agreed to what she wanted, all of a sudden she stopped everything until I'd paid ... Or so she thought! I said I couldn't remember whether my money was in my trousers or my coat but if she was really good I'd give her extra anyway & just to carry on as she could see the state of me but if she didn't want to, fair enough I'd just have my massage & go! (Massage, That's a Laugh!!)
Anyway she gave me a bit of a look & sort of carried on & then must have thought the easy option was just to finish me by hand & get her money ... Err No! I knew what she had offered & was determined to get some oral action which I did whilst putting my hand up her skirt & into her shaven wet private part which I managed to locate by navigating past her underwear which seemed a stiffish material almost like some sort of protective kind of pants.
Anyway all done, I'd been finished off, my fingers needed washed & all in about 50 minutes with next to no sign of any kind of Thai massage! Maybe I'll have more luck at the next place I go, urm ...aherm!!!
I managed to find £25 in my coat pocket & gave it to her to which she protested at but unfortunately her English just wasn't good enough & I don't speak Thai..!
On leaving the other lady thanked me & said she hoped to see me again but the girl who had been looking for a good few quid for next to no effort just gave me a look of what I think was a mixture of annoyance & embarrassment.
Sometimes the language barrier can work in your favour . .
