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Offline Speed Racer

Just picked up the kindle version... Looking forward to a read!

Offline NIK

Thanks for all the positive feedback. Any reviews will be welcome.

Apologies for sounding like a prossy!  :lol:

Offline CoolTiger

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Would it be possible for someone to add this thread to puntingwiKi (if not already done).

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pierrot

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Your richer by another 2 quid Nik, I just had it delivered to my kindle.
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Offline Marmalade

Thanks for all the positive feedback. Any reviews will be welcome.

Apologies for sounding like a prossy!  :lol:

Yeah your bottom will be a bit wet from all the tongues sticking up it.  :cool:

But so what. As the founder you are the recipient of a personal moratorium on touting  :D

Offline Steely Dan

Would it be possible for someone to add this thread to puntingwiKi (if not already done).

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It is there in a few places.  I added it some time back on the bottom of this page.
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If you looked somewhere else and it wasn't there, say where and I'll put a link there too.  Pixels are free.

james1965

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These are things I have learnt from half a lifetime's punting in no particular order.

1.   Price does not correlate to service in this business. An experience costing £100 can be as good if not better than one costing £250 plus, although if  someone is charging less than £50 it will most likely be shite.
2.   Nearly all wgs in my experience do not look as good as their photographs which often flatter them.
3.  Girls who ask for the money and then assiduously count it before stashing it away are never as good as those who are more laid back about it. The attitude to money at the beginning of a punt is often the real indicator of what is to follow.
4.   Similarly girls who offer you a drink are usually better than those who don’t.
5.   Girls who greet you with a proper mouth kiss are going to be better than those who don’t or those who ostentatiously present their cheeks to kiss.
6.   Good girls are good from the very first appointment. If one is bad she won’t get any better, although occasionally some girls’ levels of service can decline over time.
7.   Similarly service will not improve during a punt if it begins unpromisingly. Only on a couple of occasions have I experienced a decent punt that has begun indifferently.
8.   The above factors help me work out almost immediately whether the punt is going to be a good one or not. In later years I was seldom wrong, sussing them out within a couple of minutes or even less.
9.    Don’t be afraid to make your excuses and leave should you get bad vibes. One of my biggest regrets in punting is that I didn’t do it more often in the early days.
10.   Pimps and receptionists tell lies.
11.   Nearly all paid sex forums - apart from the excellent UK Punting! - are established to make profits for their owners. As these profits are largely derived from the money service providers pay to advertise, they discourage and in some cases suppress negative views of the industry.  Quite simply they are there to serve the interests of pimps and prossies rather than punters.
12.   Hearing a wg’s voice wherever possible is worth a dozen emails and text communications.
13.   If they are working from a dump the service is likely to be crap.
14.   Punters who tell you they have never had a bad punt are either easily satisfied or liars.
15.   Just because there are far more positive field reports than negative ones does not mean that this is a true reflection. Many punters don’t report bad uns for fear of receiving rebuttals or because they prefer to block it from their memory. I know these reasons to be true as I have experienced them myself. The true ratio is probably nearer 50/50.
16.   Far more men pay for sex than will ever admit to it.
17.   Prossies always insist they pay tax.
18.  Wg’s who have a full time ‘proper’ job are often more reliable than those who are full time prossies.
19.   Never set out on a long journey unless you have a full address or a plan B, C and D in that locality.
20.   Like chasing gambling losses, chasing punting losses often leads to disappointment. If you have a bad ‘un it’s usually better to call it a day and go for a pint rather than seek out another one.
21.   And finally don’t ever believe punting can be a substitute for love. Even if a wg tells you that you are a special client, a ‘client’ is all you will ever be.

Quite possibly the best post I have ever read on any forum, like you I have been a punter for 25 to 30 years and would totally agree with your list.

Particularly the highlighted ones, the only thing i would add is that nearly all girls get worse over time eventually.

True you will always find the odd exception but if you stuck to these rules you may miss the odd gem, but you will avoid hundreds of nightmares.

If I could only pick one I would say if they kiss you like they want you , you are in for a great time.


Offline NIK

For anyone who might still give a flying fuck my book together with its prequel in one volume is on offer for 99p this week.
600 pages for 99p, almost as good a bargain as two prossies for the price of one!  :D

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It is there in a few places.  I added it some time back on the bottom of this page.
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If you looked somewhere else and it wasn't there, say where and I'll put a link there too.  Pixels are free.

Cheers!!

ramrodronnie

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Great thread NIK. What about adding something about prossies charging extras, when they're not mentioned in their profiles.
Also when they say at Discretion, that can often mean they want extra for certain services that they have put as; At Their Discretion.

Just a thought.

Offline NIK

Great thread NIK. What about adding something about prossies charging extras, when they're not mentioned in their profiles.
Also when they say at Discretion, that can often mean they want extra for certain services that they have put as; At Their Discretion.

Just a thought.

Yes, this is true. Paying extra is a pain in the arse. All inclusive girls are nearly always better anyway.

Offline Nagilum

For anyone who might still give a flying fuck my book together with its prequel in one volume is on offer for 99p this week.
600 pages for 99p, almost as good a bargain as two prossies for the price of one!  :D

Thank you, just purchased it on the kindle!

Offline The_Don

Great thread NIK. What about adding something about prossies charging extras, when they're not mentioned in their profiles.
Also when they say at Discretion, that can often mean they want extra for certain services that they have put as; At Their Discretion.

Just a thought.


Yes, this is true. Paying extra is a pain in the arse. All inclusive girls are nearly always better anyway.

Its less complicated, at one set price. Not great, to get extras, that you didn't want. But were (or not, listed) on the profile.

Seen a W/G that didn't charge for CIM, on my first punt with her.

But at a later punts it was an extra cost. She tried hard to get me to pop (CIM), on later punts. But I didn't let it get that far. May be she missed out on extra cash :unknown: But others have been caught out and had to pay extra.


I often add up all the extra and on a profile and some times they cost more than they charge for 1 hour :thumbsdown:

ramrodronnie

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Yes, this is true. Paying extra is a pain in the arse. All inclusive girls are nearly always better anyway.


Well from my limited experience compared to you, that's what I've often found mate.

Swansea lad

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Yes, great advice indeed.
Can I just add one more to NIK's list.

If you get bad vibes in the first few minutes have the courage to walk, it will only get worse.   ;)

I wish I had walked many times.

Offline NIK

Thank you, just purchased it on the kindle!

Thanks.
For some reason this is on course to be my best month for sales since Dec 2013.  :yahoo:

Offline NIK


Its less complicated, at one set price. Not great, to get extras, that you didn't want. But were (or not, listed) on the profile.

Seen a W/G that didn't charge for CIM, on my first punt with her.

But at a later punts it was an extra cost. She tried hard to get me to pop (CIM), on later punts. But I didn't let it get that far. May be she missed out on extra cash :unknown: But others have been caught out and had to pay extra.


I often add up all the extra and on a profile and some times they cost more than they charge for 1 hour :thumbsdown:

Yes, when you take in extras some parlour punts can cost almost as much as an all inclusive escort. An hour in some parlours can easily cost you £100+.

ramrodronnie

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I always try to get the best bang for my bucks. Pun Intended.  :lol:

Offline Nagilum

Thanks.
For some reason this is on course to be my best month for sales since Dec 2013.  :yahoo:

So will you be buying us a round of punts? :D  ;)

ramrodronnie

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So will you be buying us a round of punts? :D  ;)


 :thumbsup: That sounds good to me!  :lol:

Offline Nagilum


 :thumbsup: That sounds good to me!  :lol:

I'm a good sport I will go second  :lol:

It's actually a good read, I'm finding myself unable to put it down.

Offline backofthenet

just paid 15 notes for it so it had better be worth it! Bit of light holiday reading....

ramrodronnie

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Thanks for all the positive feedback. Any reviews will be welcome.

Apologies for sounding like a prossy!  :lol:


You do a bit NIK  :lol: :sarcastic:

Offline Marmalade

As the founder of UKP, Nik is officially allowed to tout his book. And why not!

ramrodronnie

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Well from my limited experience compared to you, that's what I've often found mate.


Depends really, I know I sound as though I'm contradicting myself. But if the SP's starting rate is low. Hypothetically speaking, say she starts at £70 basic rate for a 1 hour punt, and she wants an extra £20 for OWO & CIM, but doesn't ask for any extras for anything else (anal not including )then I'd be happy to go for that provided she's stated it clearly on her profile.
It's mainly when they have a never ending list of extras that can tot up to double the original basic rate that they're asking.
Eg; I've punted WGs before who's basic rate for covered everything was £90. But if I wanted OWO &CIM? It was £20 extra. So long as they've specified clearly on their profiles, at least we know what to expect.
It's when WGs don't specify their extras on their profiles, and we find out when we turn up for a booking, they come out with the old con trick by saying; Oh No if you want this, or that it'll be so much extra, that's what pisses most of us off.

Offline Marmalade

Fuck me, is ramrodronnie actually quoting and having a convo with himself??  :D

But I happen to agree with his point. A single stated extra, on the profile, take it or leave it, is easy enough to compute. I don't want a bloody easyjey list of offers and extras over several pages to memorise and calculate as I'm going along with a bloody hard on.

It was something that put me off the Sandy's brothel in England's Manchester. You get up to the room and it's like shagging an accountant with a pencil sharpened in one hand, "yes let's see, I've just kissed you that's another twenty quid, would you like oral (tick) and --- that'll be another tenner, don't worry, pay on your way out..."  :scare:

Nice enough talent, but after one visit I just thought well fuck that you can shove your till roll up yer arse hen.  :timeout:

ramrodronnie

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I got mine for 50p from the second hand book shop  :D

Sorry  :rolleyes:


Trust you cueball! Lmfbo  :lol: :lol: :lol:

ramrodronnie

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Fuck me, is ramrodronnie actually quoting and having a convo with himself??  :D

But I happen to agree with his point. A single stated extra, on the profile, take it or leave it, is easy enough to compute. I don't want a bloody easyjey list of offers and extras over several pages to memorise and calculate as I'm going along with a bloody hard on.

It was something that put me off the Sandy's brothel in England's Manchester. You get up to the room and it's like shagging an accountant with a pencil sharpened in one hand, "yes let's see, I've just kissed you that's another twenty quid, would you like oral (tick) and --- that'll be another tenner, don't worry, pay on your way out..."  :scare:

Nice enough talent, but after one visit I just thought well fuck that you can shove your till roll up yer arse hen.  :timeout:


You're making me piss myself laughing here Marmalade. I know, it's true though. Providing they make it clear on their profiles? At least we know, and what we're letting ourselves in for?   :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Offline Sonny Crockett


Depends really, I know I sound as though I'm contradicting myself. But if the SP's starting rate is low. Hypothetically speaking, say she starts at £70 basic rate for a 1 hour punt, and she wants an extra £20 for OWO & CIM, but doesn't ask for any extras for anything else (anal not including )then I'd be happy to go for that provided she's stated it clearly on her profile.
It's mainly when they have a never ending list of extras that can tot up to double the original basic rate that they're asking.
Eg; I've punted WGs before who's basic rate for covered everything was £90. But if I wanted OWO &CIM? It was £20 extra. So long as they've specified clearly on their profiles, at least we know what to expect.
It's when WGs don't specify their extras on their profiles, and we find out when we turn up for a booking, they come out with the old con trick by saying; Oh No if you want this, or that it'll be so much extra, that's what pisses most of us off.

Exactly. It is a con trick of theirs. They would look to fleece the punter for as much as they can and do as little as they can.