Prossies - same the world over!

[madeinwales56]

I'm spending a couple of months visiting family in New Zealand. I have been furnished with a car so I am completely independent.
As it's late summer turning into early autumn there are lots of young (and not so young), tanned ladies walking around and, naturally, the old Welsh sap is rising.
So, I had a search on the web for some local talent and came up with this one who took my eye.
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I have emailed her twice and called her three times, all with no response.
Just goes to show that poor communication and couldn't give a shit attitude isn't just a problem for UK punters.

[a_test_person]

And the prices work out at £112 [the works]. For a middle age farmer's wife. Same indeed. I bet she makes a nice cup of tea though.

[madeinwales56]

And the prices work out at £112 [the works]. For a middle age farmer's wife. Same indeed. I bet she makes a nice cup of tea though.

That's what I thought. $240NZ for the works. Not bad at all. There had better be a cup of tea in it for that price!

[Gonzo Vegetable]

And the prices work out at £112 [the works]. For a middle age farmer's wife. Same indeed. I bet she makes a nice cup of tea though.

I asked a Romanian Paddington-based prossie for a cup of tea.
Her: Would you like a drink?
Me: Could I have a cup of tea please?
Her: Are you serious?
Me: yes
Her: Oh fuck off.

[madeinwales56]

I asked a Romanian Paddington-based prossie for a cup of tea.
Her: Would you like a drink?
Me: Could I have a cup of tea please?
Her: Are you serious?
Me: yes
Her: Oh fuck off.

Good job you didn't ask for a gin & tonic

[a_test_person]

I asked a Romanian Paddington-based prossie for a cup of tea.
Her: Would you like a drink?
Me: Could I have a cup of tea please?
Her: Are you serious?
Me: yes
Her: Oh fuck off.

ha. Was that because it was a soft drink or she was a lazy romanian  *&^%? My first punt (long berfore this site, didn't punt for 6 years after) was an utter nightmare. Posh hotel, ordered a bottle of Champagne, which she drank, got to the room and she didn't kiss, didn't do OWO, had horrendous tits, wouldn't shut up about her dog. I'd love to know how many one off punts these tarts get, because surely they NEVER get repeat business.

Sorry GV, you said Romanian and I went off on one!

[Gordon Bennett]

She virtually says where she lives in her profile..... Just get on the beach outside, chuck pebbles at a few windows and shout her name out - should get her attention!

[Gonzo Vegetable]

Good job you didn't ask for a gin & tonic

 Indeed.

[Gonzo Vegetable]

ha. Was that because it was a soft drink or she was a lazy romanian  *&^%? My first punt (long berfore this site, didn't punt for 6 years after) was an utter nightmare. Posh hotel, ordered a bottle of Champagne, which she drank, got to the room and she didn't kiss, didn't do OWO, had horrendous tits, wouldn't shut up about her dog. I'd love to know how many one off punts these tarts get, because surely they NEVER get repeat business.

Sorry GV, you said Romanian and I went off on one!

I don't know. I think she was expecting me to say a glass of coke, or maybe wine or something like that. A lot of escorts get wine as presents which they want to get rid of.

[ramrodronnie]

I asked a Romanian Paddington-based prossie for a cup of tea.
Her: Would you like a drink?
Me: Could I have a cup of tea please?
Her: Are you serious?
Me: yes
Her: Oh fuck off.

They know how to speak English when it suits them then Gonzo Vegetable. Out of interest, did she make you a brew? Or did you just fuck her before you fucked off? 

[Vivago]

At least in Kiwi land there are no lying, cheating Romanian skanks.

[ramrodronnie]

At least in Kiwi land there are no lying, cheating Romanian skanks.

There probably are Vivago. Them fuckers get everywhere. Why would New Zealand be any different?

[madeinwales56]

There probably are Vivago. Them fuckers get everywhere. Why would New Zealand be any different?

You're right RRR. They are described as European over here. Which is code for them fucking useless prossies.

[phillips]

Good Luck with your down under tour 

I am sure you will find someone to suck your sap. 

[madeinwales56]

Update. I have managed to get la belle Sandy to respond to some texts and we have arranged a meet for tomorrow evening at 7.30pm. That's in about 24 hours from now. Looking forward to it. I will post a review on UKP. Only question is - where?

[vw]

Update. I have managed to get la belle Sandy to respond to some texts and we have arranged a meet for tomorrow evening at 7.30pm. That's in about 24 hours from now. Looking forward to it. I will post a review on UKP. Only question is - where?

Other Kiwi hoes mentioned in the Australia section

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?board=34.0

[madeinwales56]

Looks like I may have found a good one External Link/Members Only

[GreyDave]

  A few years a go now I spent some time in Aus and NZ .. I punted quite easily in Australia just pick up the local phone book parlours and escorts...but NZ was a bit more tricky and I found the few I punted with were Asian and south American  I encounterd just two born and bred NZ Girls both boring as hell and as close to shagging my ex as it has ever come ( a Log lying ) I would stop over in Thailand or Singapore for better value and choice plus extras obviously not many blondes or big titters but Thai girls take it as a challenge to get several spurts out of us western lads

[madeinwales56]

Contacted Admin to ask where I should post the review on Sandy from Petone. I was advised to put it in the punting abroad section which I will do in the next day or two. I'll put a link to the review here too.

Just to whet your appetites - punting NZ style is a bit different from back home ...