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Firebird

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Price: £70
Duration: 30 mins

The original plan for today was to see Maisie and her friend Kacie in a duo, however after finding out that Maisie wouldn't be in town until after 2pm and also Seeker's less than stellar review of Kacie I decided that I would give Cherry a try, her profile had never really enticed me, doesn't have particularly big boobs or a big round arse, no face pics and the pics that are on her profile don't really show that much, but I thought I'd give her a try, she's had mostly positive reviews as well as one negative so going by that logic there's a good chance that it'll be a decent punt. Comms were good, responds to texts quickly enough, agreed a time and got given the location. The location is a hotel in the city centre, I've been there once before, last year when I fucked Lexi Ryder, a great time was had to say the least. As I made my way into Glasgow the traffic started to get pretty hectic and I sent Cherry a text, ten mins before the booking, explaining that I would be a wee bit late, she replied saying this was fine and that she was just out the shower. Eventually I got the car parked and started walking to the hotel. I then got a text one minute into our booking time asking how far away I was, I replied with a simple ten mins and apologised for keeping her waiting (I was just generalising, if you were to time how long it would have taken me to get to the hotel it would probably have been in the region of six or seven minutes). About two or three minutes later I get a text telling me that that's too late and that her next available time won't be until 1pm. I was a bit annoyed at this point, I was minutes away from the hotel and I did state beforehand that I was running late and sent not one but two texts apologising. In the end it's not really anyone's fault, Cherry is obviously running a revolving door service, one in, one out with very few breaks in between, that's up to her, she's here to make money at the end of the day, however it's also not my fault for getting caught in traffic, I left in plenty of time as I always do when I'm seeing a WG, it's just bad luck really and nobody is to blame. Although Cherry should maybe space her bookings out a wee bit better.

Anyway, I accepted the 1pm booking and went to Starbucks, time flew in quickly enough, I received a text asking if I was still coming. Then I was told to come to the hotel as she had had a cancellation, I made my way there and waited outside the main entrance for a good ten mins before eventually receiving the room number. This still remains one of my favourite parts of a punt, gliding past reception, sharing a lift with two other people who have no idea why you are in the hotel in the first place and then getting off at the desired floor and going down past the room numbers, the anticipation building, I fucking love it!!! I got to Cherry's door and she answered with a smile, straight away I noticed the scar on her face, it's not really off putting but it is the first thing you immediately notice if am being honest. She looked pretty hot though, black bra and knickers with heels, nice slim tanned body, dark hair and pleasant enough. Got rid of the paperwork and went into the bathroom to freshen myself up, I came out and just like the time I saw Maisie, Cherry was sat on the chair waiting for me. I was directed to the bed, Cherry was quickly on top of me, my boxers off and she started to perform some pretty good OWO, lots of licking, eye contact, we kissed a couple of times but there was only a small bit of tongue used, nowhere near DFK. She sucked away and then I noticed that she was also wanking me as well, hmmmm interesting, is she trying to get me to shoot my load ASAP or maybe she's just desperate for two pops. We then moved into 69 and I got a taste of Cherry's pussy, very tasty, clean and fresh. Cherry has good oral skills I have to say which combined with the odd bit of wanking she was doing (she wasn't ripping the head off it, just the occasional wee chug here and there) and the fact that I hadn't actually ejaculated in about four or five days meant that it wasn't long before I could feel myself ready to burst.

And needless to say that's what happened, it felt fucking great and Cherry asked if I would be able to cum again to which I said hopefully. We remained in 69 and Cherry wanked away with the odd wee bit of licking and spitting, however I could tell that it just wasn't gonna happen and after a while she said herself that we were being a wee bit ambitious, instant mood killer for me. I think if we had gone out of 69 and had just laid next to each other on the bed, kissing, fondling, rubbing etc and Cherry stroking my cock that would have worked, it would've been nice to have had a bit more intimacy rather than just me lying on my back licking Cherry's clit for 15 mins while she attempted to get my cock going, you have to ask yourself though, is it up to me to tell the WG what will get me hard again or should she be wise enough to know what a man likes/wants? It's all down to the individual I suppose. I was offered a massage which I accepted, it was okay, nothing mind blowing, just a wee bit of oil and the usual hands rubbing up your back, some small talk and a well appreciated compliment about my pussy licking skills (lost count how many of those compliments I have had now and Cherry said herself it was genuine  :cool:). I then went for a quick shower, exchanged pleasantries with Cherry and left.

For me this punt merited a negative. Cherry is a nice enough looking girl, I would say maybe a five or six facially, she's got a great body, decent arse (not particularly big or round, just an average sized, sexy arse) and nice tits, small but nice. And with just her bra and knickers on she does look good. Personality wise she's down to earth and relatively easy to talk to. However in terms of the service, it's a real escorting by numbers shtick, it all feels quite mechanical, for me the mark of a great escort is one that makes you forget that you are with an escort, with Cherry that feeling was not there at all at any point, I just felt like another customer, number 4/5/6 in the queue. These things were all playing through my head and I could tell straight away after I had cummed that I was gonna seriously struggle to get hard again because there just wasn't that, for lack of a better word, connection, that personal intimacy, that 'I'm gonna make you feel like a king for the full 30 mins that you are in my company,' it's more of a, 'Right, get your clothes off, get showered, lay on the bed and I'll make you cum,' kind of service which I am just not looking for, I don't like my WG's to offer a mechanical, by the numbers service, it's just a turn off and once you have cummed you start to get that 'I just wanna get out of here' feeling running through your head. When I was with Maisie, it felt just like being with a girlfriend or a fuck buddy, she was really chatty and sexy and playful and I just really liked her attitude, Cherry although she is nice it is like a said above, very mechanical and basic. This is the first punt I have ever had that didn't include any shagging, for seventy pound I got a blowjob with some wanking, an average back rub and the chance to eat a very nice pussy, that was it. I was in two minds whether to give this a negative or a neutral and I think a negative is deserving. It's not the worst punt I have ever had but it was just all too rushed, too mechanical and too textbook for my liking. Cherry is a nice girl but it just wasn't the service I was looking for,

Yet another girl that Tazz has recommended and yet failed to live up to the hype. Not having a go mate but maybe dial it down a little bit in your reviews in future, you build some of these girls up to such an extent that when other punters go and see them they have expectations that a Page 3 model is gonna answer the door but in reality they end up being average looking girls who offer a mediocre and relatively half hearted service, definitely time to reign in the enthusiasm  :hi:
« Last Edit: March 08, 2016, 05:52:57 pm by Firebird »

ickydicky

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Excellent review. well thought out and well put. i know what you mean by wanking when sucking the cock. love it when the wg uses her hands to stroke balls/arse/body when she has the cock in her mouth. thats a real bj. great review and it has made me realise this girl isn't for me as i was mulling her over. thanks pal :drinks:

RandyF

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Yet another girl that Tazz has recommended and yet failed to live up to the hype. Not having a go mate but maybe dial it down a little bit in your reviews in future, you build some of these girls up to such an extent that when other punters

..this time next year Firebird, you won't even bother opening these sorts of AW links  :rolleyes: There's a couple of famed Glasgow superstars that spring to mind, with acres of coverage on here - who I think you'd be truly shocked at just how unattractive they really are... :crazy:

chico1000

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Firebird thanks for the detailed review I have actually taken a lot of positives from this.  It reads like a neutral but actually could also be a positive.  I have not met her but again not put off.
There appears to be a number of things out of her control but she tried to accommodate you as best she could.  She was clean, friendly enthusiastic etc. Agree that some of the previous reviews may have given some unrealistic expectations but don't really see any serious failings on her part to put this in the negative territory. For me there is plenty of shit attitude, scammers, liars and lazy girls out there that deserve negatives but I don't really see any of that here.
Don't take this the wrong way but it probably was never going to be your preferred option for a punt.

Firebird

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Firebird thanks for the detailed review I have actually taken a lot of positives from this.  It reads like a neutral but actually could also be a positive.  I have not met her but again not put off.
There appears to be a number of things out of her control but she tried to accommodate you as best she could.  She was clean, friendly enthusiastic etc. Agree that some of the previous reviews may have given some unrealistic expectations but don't really see any serious failings on her part to put this in the negative territory. For me there is plenty of shit attitude, scammers, liars and lazy girls out there that deserve negatives but I don't really see any of that here.
Don't take this the wrong way but it probably was never going to be your preferred option for a punt.

A hear you mate, a was comparing my review to the other negative Cherry review and both were kind of similar with the exception of the overfilling waste basket. A just feel as though there were not enough positives to merit it being anything other than a positive, it didn't feel like a good punt, I didn't walk away thinking 'Yeah that was really good'. I've got nothing against Cherry, like I said, she's a nice girl, pleasant, down to earth etc and if she reads this review I hope she doesn't take any offence from it and instead uses it to improve her service.

Offline seeker

Maybe just maybe  this group of  girls is just getting a wee bit complacent
And taking us punters for mugs
With all the smoke getting blown up their tusshes in Glasgow . ..
I'm sure I read somewhere they charge 40hh and 80h down in Blackpool. ..
Although I may be wrong there   :unknown:
Too many punters entranced by their 10/10 status
 they can afford to mug off a few .....
There's always another one in the revolving door
Ready to hand his cash over ...     :thumbsdown:

mavgoose

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I have only seen Maisie from the group mentioned. Once. Her first or second visit here. I would have said it was a positive.
I have, however, held back on a revisit or trying the other girls.
It may be the touring thing, they are clearly on a time frame as illustrated by the first appointment time being put back. I accept that - as they are here to work and make money.

I might try Maisie again and / or one of the others. But there are a few local girls who are better at time management and only do this part time that I would rather see first.

I'd have said a neutral would have been fair by the OP.

Firebird

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Maybe I've been overly harsh however I honestly can't see much difference between my negative and the other negative review. For me there just weren't enough good points to make it a positive.

mavgoose

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Maybe I've been overly harsh however I honestly can't see much difference between my negative and the other negative review. For me there just weren't enough good points to make it a positive.

Absolutely, and it's your review. Good on you for being honest.

One point however , I'd have told her to slow down, asked for more kissing and other stuff and had one pop at the end. That's my preference.

JazzMan

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Stupid Negative.
Blaming an escort for behaving like an escort?
... and you were annoyed at the traffic, was that her fault?
You can of course tell her how many times you want to cum and what you want her to do.
Or does she have to be a mind reader as well?
Nothing you say would put me off.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2016, 11:32:37 pm by JazzMan »

Firebird

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Stupid Negative.
Blaming an escort for behaving like an escort?
... and you were annoyed at the traffic, was that her fault?
You can of course tell her how many times you want to cum and what you want her to do.
Or does she have to be a mind reader as well?
Nothing you say would put me off.

Emmm, okay, have I done something to annoy you lol?  :unknown: You seem to be quite upset and taking this all very personally

Okay so I'll just work my way down...

'Blaming an escort for behaving like an escort' - Not quite sure what this comment is in relation to? Can you clarify at all?

'And you were annoyed at the traffic, was that her fault?' - Absolutely not and if you could just go back and re-read the review please you will see that not once but twice I stated that this was nobody's fault and me being annoyed at the traffic had zero impact on her receiving a negative review. Moving on...

'You can of course tell her how many times you want to cum and what you want her to do' - Haha fuck me  :D If you go back and once again re-read the review you'll see that I wasn't able to get hard again due to the mechanical service, maybe you're perfectly comfortable with a by the numbers approach and it doesn't have any effect on your ability at getting erect after your first pop but it effects me, I apologise sincerely for that.

'Or does she have to be a mind reader as well?' - Did you read that review AT ALL? I actually asked a question in the review which was (in a different wording) should the punter have to give a step by step analysis of what he wants or should he rely (to a degree) on the WG being able to know what a man likes/wants, I also stated that this is all subjective to the individual. Now maybe I should have said I want this, this and this, but at the end of the day I wasn't looking for anything in particular, just a bit more intimacy and something more along the lines of GFE, a service that Cherry says she provides on her profile and one that am assuming is kind of like her standard service that she gives to the majority of punters.

'Nothing you say would put me off' - Okay mate, I'll sleep a lot more soundly tonight knowing that and please do feel free to go and see her, she's working till around 12pm tomorrow and she'll be back up next week. I look forward to reading your positive review. Happy punting!

I find it quite intriguing that when DickDiver posted his negative review you actually complimented him on giving a realistic review whereas with mine you seem to be genuinely annoyed, surely it is down to the individual punter to decide how good/bad his punt was and not someone who wasn't there and didn't experience it. My review was pretty much the same as DickDiver's we both spoke about how Cherry is more of a 5/10 girl looks wise, how it's a revolving door service and how it's all just an escorting by the numbers approach, so why are you complimenting him on a negative review (although you did say that his was a neutral as well) and giving me stick for it?

Offline tazman1002001

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Price: £70
Duration: 30 mins

The original plan for today was to see Maisie and her friend Kacie in a duo, however after finding out that Maisie wouldn't be in town until after 2pm and also Seeker's less than stellar review of Kacie I decided that I would give Cherry a try, her profile had never really enticed me, doesn't have particularly big boobs or a big round arse, no face pics and the pics that are on her profile don't really show that much, but I thought I'd give her a try, she's had mostly positive reviews as well as one negative so going by that logic there's a good chance that it'll be a decent punt. Comms were good, responds to texts quickly enough, agreed a time and got given the location. The location is a hotel in the city centre, I've been there once before, last year when I fucked Lexi Ryder, a great time was had to say the least. As I made my way into Glasgow the traffic started to get pretty hectic and I sent Cherry a text, ten mins before the booking, explaining that I would be a wee bit late, she replied saying this was fine and that she was just out the shower. Eventually I got the car parked and started walking to the hotel. I then got a text one minute into our booking time asking how far away I was, I replied with a simple ten mins and apologised for keeping her waiting (I was just generalising, if you were to time how long it would have taken me to get to the hotel it would probably have been in the region of six or seven minutes). About two or three minutes later I get a text telling me that that's too late and that her next available time won't be until 1pm. I was a bit annoyed at this point, I was minutes away from the hotel and I did state beforehand that I was running late and sent not one but two texts apologising. In the end it's not really anyone's fault, Cherry is obviously running a revolving door service, one in, one out with very few breaks in between, that's up to her, she's here to make money at the end of the day, however it's also not my fault for getting caught in traffic, I left in plenty of time as I always do when I'm seeing a WG, it's just bad luck really and nobody is to blame. Although Cherry should maybe space her bookings out a wee bit better.

Anyway, I accepted the 1pm booking and went to Starbucks, time flew in quickly enough, I received a text asking if I was still coming. Then I was told to come to the hotel as she had had a cancellation, I made my way there and waited outside the main entrance for a good ten mins before eventually receiving the room number. This still remains one of my favourite parts of a punt, gliding past reception, sharing a lift with two other people who have no idea why you are in the hotel in the first place and then getting off at the desired floor and going down past the room numbers, the anticipation building, I fucking love it!!! I got to Cherry's door and she answered with a smile, straight away I noticed the scar on her face, it's not really off putting but it is the first thing you immediately notice if am being honest. She looked pretty hot though, black bra and knickers with heels, nice slim tanned body, dark hair and pleasant enough. Got rid of the paperwork and went into the bathroom to freshen myself up, I came out and just like the time I saw Maisie, Cherry was sat on the chair waiting for me. I was directed to the bed, Cherry was quickly on top of me, my boxers off and she started to perform some pretty good OWO, lots of licking, eye contact, we kissed a couple of times but there was only a small bit of tongue used, nowhere near DFK. She sucked away and then I noticed that she was also wanking me as well, hmmmm interesting, is she trying to get me to shoot my load ASAP or maybe she's just desperate for two pops. We then moved into 69 and I got a taste of Cherry's pussy, very tasty, clean and fresh. Cherry has good oral skills I have to say which combined with the odd bit of wanking she was doing (she wasn't ripping the head off it, just the occasional wee chug here and there) and the fact that I hadn't actually ejaculated in about four or five days meant that it wasn't long before I could feel myself ready to burst.

And needless to say that's what happened, it felt fucking great and Cherry asked if I would be able to cum again to which I said hopefully. We remained in 69 and Cherry wanked away with the odd wee bit of licking and spitting, however I could tell that it just wasn't gonna happen and after a while she said herself that we were being a wee bit ambitious, instant mood killer for me. I think if we had gone out of 69 and had just laid next to each other on the bed, kissing, fondling, rubbing etc and Cherry stroking my cock that would have worked, it would've been nice to have had a bit more intimacy rather than just me lying on my back licking Cherry's clit for 15 mins while she attempted to get my cock going, you have to ask yourself though, is it up to me to tell the WG what will get me hard again or should she be wise enough to know what a man likes/wants? It's all down to the individual I suppose. I was offered a massage which I accepted, it was okay, nothing mind blowing, just a wee bit of oil and the usual hands rubbing up your back, some small talk and a well appreciated compliment about my pussy licking skills (lost count how many of those compliments I have had now and Cherry said herself it was genuine  :cool:). I then went for a quick shower, exchanged pleasantries with Cherry and left.

For me this punt merited a negative. Cherry is a nice enough looking girl, I would say maybe a five or six facially, she's got a great body, decent arse (not particularly big or round, just an average sized, sexy arse) and nice tits, small but nice. And with just her bra and knickers on she does look good. Personality wise she's down to earth and relatively easy to talk to. However in terms of the service, it's a real escorting by numbers shtick, it all feels quite mechanical, for me the mark of a great escort is one that makes you forget that you are with an escort, with Cherry that feeling was not there at all at any point, I just felt like another customer, number 4/5/6 in the queue. These things were all playing through my head and I could tell straight away after I had cummed that I was gonna seriously struggle to get hard again because there just wasn't that, for lack of a better word, connection, that personal intimacy, that 'I'm gonna make you feel like a king for the full 30 mins that you are in my company,' it's more of a, 'Right, get your clothes off, get showered, lay on the bed and I'll make you cum,' kind of service which I am just not looking for, I don't like my WG's to offer a mechanical, by the numbers service, it's just a turn off and once you have cummed you start to get that 'I just wanna get out of here' feeling running through your head. When I was with Maisie, it felt just like being with a girlfriend or a fuck buddy, she was really chatty and sexy and playful and I just really liked her attitude, Cherry although she is nice it is like a said above, very mechanical and basic. This is the first punt I have ever had that didn't include any shagging, for seventy pound I got a blowjob with some wanking, an average back rub and the chance to eat a very nice pussy, that was it. I was in two minds whether to give this a negative or a neutral and I think a negative is deserving. It's not the worst punt I have ever had but it was just all too rushed, too mechanical and too textbook for my liking. Cherry is a nice girl but it just wasn't the service I was looking for,

Yet another girl that Tazz has recommended and yet failed to live up to the hype. Not having a go mate but maybe dial it down a little bit in your reviews in future, you build some of these girls up to such an extent that when other punters go and see them they have expectations that a Page 3 model is gonna answer the door but in reality they end up being average looking girls who offer a mediocre and relatively half hearted service, definitely time to reign in the enthusiasm  :hi:

All that to tell us you prematurely ejaculated  :D .... I'm sure you can get pills to help you with that.

Anyway that aside I think your Negative is a bit harsh a neutral seems more like what we have all read on the review but it's your punt and your review.

Now that's a bit like my punt and my review ....so please don't tell me I have to dial down MY review to please you or anybody on here ..... We keep on having this same stupid conversation and I'm not changing my answer, I write MY review based on how MY punt went I dont write to to keep the "keyboard warriors" happy ....of I had a Positive review I will class it as that.

Firebird also looking at your last positive review I think crossing swords with TS girls is more your thing and that's your choice  :thumbsup:
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RandyF

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Firebird also looking at your last positive review I think crossing swords with TS girls is more your thing and that's your choice  :thumbsup:

And he's one of the 'nice guys' eh Firebird  ;) ?

As long as you realize Taz & co are extremely easy to please, and will come away skipping, dancing, and 10 out of 10ing a real live wuman with tits and a fanny, that actually allowed them to spend 30minutes with them - you can read their reviews without prejudice.

JazzMan

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Emmm, okay, have I done something to annoy you lol?  :unknown: You seem to be quite upset and taking this all very personally

Okay so I'll just work my way down...

'Blaming an escort for behaving like an escort' - Not quite sure what this comment is in relation to? Can you clarify at all?

'And you were annoyed at the traffic, was that her fault?' - Absolutely not and if you could just go back and re-read the review please you will see that not once but twice I stated that this was nobody's fault and me being annoyed at the traffic had zero impact on her receiving a negative review. Moving on...

'You can of course tell her how many times you want to cum and what you want her to do' - Haha fuck me  :D If you go back and once again re-read the review you'll see that I wasn't able to get hard again due to the mechanical service, maybe you're perfectly comfortable with a by the numbers approach and it doesn't have any effect on your ability at getting erect after your first pop but it effects me, I apologise sincerely for that.

'Or does she have to be a mind reader as well?' - Did you read that review AT ALL? I actually asked a question in the review which was (in a different wording) should the punter have to give a step by step analysis of what he wants or should he rely (to a degree) on the WG being able to know what a man likes/wants, I also stated that this is all subjective to the individual. Now maybe I should have said I want this, this and this, but at the end of the day I wasn't looking for anything in particular, just a bit more intimacy and something more along the lines of GFE, a service that Cherry says she provides on her profile and one that am assuming is kind of like her standard service that she gives to the majority of punters.

'Nothing you say would put me off' - Okay mate, I'll sleep a lot more soundly tonight knowing that and please do feel free to go and see her, she's working till around 12pm tomorrow and she'll be back up next week. I look forward to reading your positive review. Happy punting!

I find it quite intriguing that when DickDiver posted his negative review you actually complimented him on giving a realistic review whereas with mine you seem to be genuinely annoyed, surely it is down to the individual punter to decide how good/bad his punt was and not someone who wasn't there and didn't experience it. My review was pretty much the same as DickDiver's we both spoke about how Cherry is more of a 5/10 girl looks wise, how it's a revolving door service and how it's all just an escorting by the numbers approach, so why are you complimenting him on a negative review (although you did say that his was a neutral as well) and giving me stick for it?

Can't believe you spent so much time reviewing my 5 second comment line by line.
What a dick.


mavgoose

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Yet again children, name calling and points scoring helps no-one.
Someone else wrote about contributing to another board. Not Scotland. Where everyone is on the same page.

What was the girl like. ?
Services. ?
Location. ?
VFM. ?
Opinions. Feedback. Discussion.

Scotland ; you're a dick , my opinion counts more than you , you're a fluffy , I'm better than you , blah blah fckn blah.
Pointless. Boring.
I now need to scroll to the top to see who this review is actually about. Up past the bitch fest and name calling, you know to the actual bits where it matters.

Offline seeker

Yet again children, name calling and points scoring helps no-one.
Someone else wrote about contributing to another board. Not Scotland. Where everyone is on the same page.

What was the girl like. ?
Services. ?
Location. ?
VFM. ?
Opinions. Feedback. Discussion.



Scotland ; you're a dick , my opinion counts more than you , you're a fluffy , I'm better than you , blah blah fckn blah.
Pointless. Boring.
I now need to scroll to the top to see who this review is actually about. Up past the bitch fest and name calling, you know to the actual bits where it matters.
+1
Like in the Scottish teen thread  :D

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Offline tazman1002001

Yet again children, name calling and points scoring helps no-one.
Someone else wrote about contributing to another board. Not Scotland. Where everyone is on the same page.

What was the girl like. ?
Services. ?
Location. ?
VFM. ?
Opinions. Feedback. Discussion.

Scotland ; you're a dick , my opinion counts more than you , you're a fluffy , I'm better than you , blah blah fckn blah.
Pointless. Boring.
I now need to scroll to the top to see who this review is actually about. Up past the bitch fest and name calling, you know to the actual bits where it matters.

It's gets frustrating when the basis of a negative review is "oh Taz see she really was a negative so your positive isn't right" ...

That's why you got to go on and say right your own fucking review and don't base it on mine.... Mine was a Positive cos I had a good time.....full stop
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Offline tazman1002001

And he's one of the 'nice guys' eh Firebird  ;) ?

As long as you realize Taz & co are extremely easy to please, and will come away skipping, dancing, and 10 out of 10ing a real live wuman with tits and a fanny, that actually allowed them to spend 30minutes with them - you can read their reviews without prejudice.

Ignored..... :thumbsup:
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Firebird

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Prematurely ejaculated? Yet another person that needs to go back and read the review, she has like I said, good oral skills and was wanking me off at the same time, generally when you combine those two with the fact that I hadn't shot my load in a few days, there's a good chance the guy is gonna cum. If you read my previous reviews you'll notice that I sometimes only manage one pop in one hour, I've been with WG's and I've had owo, dfk, reverse owo, sex in all positions and one pop was all I could get so premature spunking is not a problem I suffer from thanks. Although if a mind right a think you've managed two pops in half hour punts before? Can't remember I would have to go back and read your reviews. And as for your rather passive aggressive  comment about TS's, yes that is my thing however I've only seen a handful of them. You have an obsession with fluffy towels and toes, that's your thing  :thumbsup:. And if you look at my reviews you'll see that I have one review for a TS and nine reviews for female escorts, so by your bizzare logic surely women are more my thing. As for actual women, I've been with plenty, one night stands, girlfriends, fuck buddy's etc and of course quite a few WG's as well, I like TS's and women and would consider both of them to be 'my thing'.

Tazz like a said it wasn't intended as an insult, but surely you must get were am coming from? Your reviews are usually quite over the top and you make out that girls who are quite average looking sound like they're super models, 'This girl is definitely a 9/10 facially' but in actual fact she's more like a 6/10. Now of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder but a mean do you not have some sort of realistic  fucking criteria for rating girls lol, or are you hoping the girl will read the review, be grateful for the compliment and offer you a discount in your next visit? If you think girls like Cherry deserve 7 or 8 out of ten then God only knows what you'd be like in some of the club's I go to on a Friday and Saturday night where actual genuine 8's and 9's are a plenty, you'd probably have a heart attack lol

And Jazzman, yes I did go over each comment and dissect it word for word, did you read my entire review and then proceed to post a series of sentences each more pish riddled than the next, yes you did. Suck it up and deal with it  :hi:
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Firebird

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And 'keyboard warrior's'???? Please Tazzman lol, don't even attempt that line of patter  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline seeker

There's only one Wgirl in Glasgow I've seen I'd rate a 8/10
Cherry like I've said would be a 6 /10
 
The girls in the Club's are in a total different league. .. :dancegirl: :angelgirl:
But they are not wgs and won't service you for 70 or 80hh

Firebird

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There's only one Wgirl in Glasgow I've seen I'd rate a 8/10
Cherry like I've said would be a 6 /10
 
The girls in the Club's are in a total different league. .. :dancegirl: :angelgirl:
But they are not wgs and won't service you for 70 or 80hh

No they'll do it for free lol. Might cost you a few drinks and maybe going halvers in a taxi but it's a hell of a lot cheaper than a pressie and the girl in question is ten times hotter.

Offline seeker

Yea, but do you have the time to invest ...
Going to clubs no very popular if you have a other half ....
We pay these girls for the convenience  and to walk away
No strings attached. ..

Firebird

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Oh aye a completely agree with you, the convenience of punting is what attracts a lot of punters. I'm single so I am free to go out and try to fire into girls in bars and clubs. While I'm no Brad Pitt I'd say I was quite good looking and can usually find a really good looking girl fairly quick (no bragging just being honest) and the good thing about that is that at least you know the girl wants to shag you, guaranteed you won't be getting a mechanical service off of her and as I have experienced in the past there is always the chance that that one night stand could develop into a fuck buddy.

DG

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There's only one Wgirl in Glasgow I've seen I'd rate a 8/10
Cherry like I've said would be a 6 /10
 
The girls in the Club's are in a total different league. .. :dancegirl: :angelgirl:
But they are not wgs and won't service you for 70 or 80hh

8/10? Spill the beans seeker my man. There's gonna be a few disappointed ladies after this revelation I fear  :cool:

Firebird

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Aye who's this 8/10 prossie Seeker?

Offline seeker

8/10? Spill the beans seeker my man. There's gonna be a few disappointed ladies after this revelation I fear  :cool:

You first DG   who do you think is the most attractive  wg you have met   :cool:
Only one now  :D

You as well FB....real girls only now  ;)

Firebird

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You first DG   who do you think is the most attractive  wg you have met   :cool:
Only one now  :D

You as well FB....real girls only now  ;)

Most attractive WG? Well am thinking maybe either Maisie or Jessy Tyger. Both were hot and both provided a good solid service. Jessy if she got her boobs increased just a wee bit would be even sexier, however her body and face are stunning, Maisie's tits are of course her main feature but she also had quite a nice body as well. I also found Lexi Ryder and Chelsea Brook to be very sexy too. Would really like to see Lexi again!

Offline seeker

I've been rattling Chelsea B for years
An absolute Babe face and body although she has taken
a liking to the curries of late  .
 a fantastic service provider
I've reviewed her  :thumbsup: ...
Although she and zara haven't been up for months  :(

Firebird

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I've reviewed her myself mate and have to say it was a pretty good punt. I remember noticing that she was starting to develop a bit of a belly when I saw her.

DG

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You first DG   who do you think is the most attractive  wg you have met   :cool:
Only one now  :D

You as well FB....real girls only now  ;)

What do you mean "You first"? I asked first and you put up the 8/10  :dash: Anyway I thought we were talking about overall service rather than looks. I could pick any 1 from 4 if it was purely looks.

Offline tazman1002001

What do you mean "You first"? I asked first and you put up the 8/10  :dash: Anyway I thought we were talking about overall service rather than looks. I could pick any 1 from 4 if it was purely looks.

Go on then let's here your 4?
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Offline seeker

NO
Only One ....I know what 4 he will pick ...
But THE ONE   :)
That's more interesting  :lol:

DG

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Offline tazman1002001

Prematurely ejaculated? Yet another person that needs to go back and read the review, she has like I said, good oral skills and was wanking me off at the same time, generally when you combine those two with the fact that I hadn't shot my load in a few days, there's a good chance the guy is gonna cum. If you read my previous reviews you'll notice that I sometimes only manage one pop in one hour, I've been with WG's and I've had owo, dfk, reverse owo, sex in all positions and one pop was all I could get so premature spunking is not a problem I suffer from thanks. Although if a mind right a think you've managed two pops in half hour punts before? Can't remember I would have to go back and read your reviews. And as for your rather passive aggressive  comment about TS's, yes that is my thing however I've only seen a handful of them. You have an obsession with fluffy towels and toes, that's your thing  :thumbsup:. And if you look at my reviews you'll see that I have one review for a TS and nine reviews for female escorts, so by your bizzare logic surely women are more my thing. As for actual women, I've been with plenty, one night stands, girlfriends, fuck buddy's etc and of course quite a few WG's as well, I like TS's and women and would consider both of them to be 'my thing'.

Tazz like a said it wasn't intended as an insult, but surely you must get were am coming from? Your reviews are usually quite over the top and you make out that girls who are quite average looking sound like they're super models, 'This girl is definitely a 9/10 facially' but in actual fact she's more like a 6/10. Now of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder but a mean do you not have some sort of realistic  fucking criteria for rating girls lol, or are you hoping the girl will read the review, be grateful for the compliment and offer you a discount in your next visit? If you think girls like Cherry deserve 7 or 8 out of ten then God only knows what you'd be like in some of the club's I go to on a Friday and Saturday night where actual genuine 8's and 9's are a plenty, you'd probably have a heart attack lol

And Jazzman, yes I did go over each comment and dissect it word for word, did you read my entire review and then proceed to post a series of sentences each more pish riddled than the next, yes you did. Suck it up and deal with it  :hi:

FB comments like "you must know where we're coming from" is why the keyboard warriors comments are being made by me .... Your review was fine (maybe harsh at a negative) apart from the at the end saying -
 "Yet another girl that Tazz has recommended and yet failed to live up to the hype"
and 
"or are you hoping the girl will read the review, be grateful for the compliment and offer you a discount in your next visit"

This is pointless/trying to get noticed keyboard warrior talk and your staring to sound like "them"......  Do your review for you and not for the acceptance of others...... That's what I do and I dont pander to the bullshit UKP pressure to write what people like to here .....I'm just saying and I'm not having a go.... :thumbsup:
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Offline seeker

What and let seeker off the hook?
Cmon DG let's hear it don't be bashful   :)
Don't worry The girls won't be heart broken
That they weren't the" ONE"
You can Offord to be ruthless
What with your new found fame as
 A.Weirdo.  :D

Firebird

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Why is this phrase 'keyboard warrior' being thrown about constantly all of a sudden? I'm stating my opinion, I'm not coming out and attacking you. And as for pandering to the ukp hierarchy? That's nonsense, I don't care what kind of response my reviews get, I was perfectly happy with posting a review about a TS, knowing fine well it would open the door on a whirlwind of bullshit, but I still put the review up and have had several private mails from members of the forum wanting to know more about the TS that my review was about.

And would a keyboard warrior really use phrases like no offence to the person he was supposedly attacking?

DG

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Cmon DG let's hear it don't be bashful   :)
Don't worry The girls won't be heart broken
That they weren't the" ONE"
You can Offord to be ruthless
What with your new found fame as
 A.Weirdo.  :D

I'm too much of a gentleman to embarrass anyone, although I rate my four ladies above 9/10  :cool:

Offline Para124

*yawn* is this a review or a b*tchfest natter?  :unknown:

DG

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*yawn* is this a review or a b*tchfest natter?  :unknown:

Just a bit of banter mate  :drinks:

Offline seeker

I'm too much of a gent
leman to embarrass anyone, although I rate my four ladies above 9/10  :cool:
Four "ladies" :D
Above 9/10  :wacko:
Now you've got my attention or you just being a Fluffy Flufster
Wonder if they would give you a 9/10 or above  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
I take it you not going to tell us the "one"  ..or can't make your mind up . :bomb:

moosehead69

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Four "ladies" :D
Above 9/10  :wacko:
Now you've got my attention or you just being a Fluffy Flufster
Wonder if they would give you a 9/10 or above  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:
I take it you not going to tell us the "one"  ..or can't make your mind up . :bomb:
Should you not take this the the thread on top Glasgow girls ... Just bumping up poor cherrys negative although hard to remember what this thread started off about....
Any best looking girl I've seen was Polish girl Olivia just a pity she's not about!!

Offline tazman1002001

Moose I think FB is having second thoughts and may ask Admin to change it to a neutral  :thumbsup:

Oh and that Olivia was it the one who worked from the Clocktower that I reviewed?
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Moose I think FB is having second thoughts and may ask Admin to change it to a neutral  :thumbsup:

Oh and that Olivia was it the one who worked from the Clocktower that I reviewed?

Yes it was saw her a couple of times ... Supermodel status

Offline tazman1002001

Yes it was saw her a couple of times ... Supermodel status

 I think that was another one of fluffy 10/10 reviews that found her...... Wonder what happened to her?

Yeah she was gorgeous she really could have been a supermodel both looks and body wise
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Offline Matrix

Why is this phrase 'keyboard warrior' being thrown about constantly all of a sudden? I'm stating my opinion, I'm not coming out and attacking you. And as for pandering to the ukp hierarchy? That's nonsense, I don't care what kind of response my reviews get, I was perfectly happy with posting a review about a TS, knowing fine well it would open the door on a whirlwind of bullshit, but I still put the review up and have had several private mails from members of the forum wanting to know more about the TS that my review was about.

And would a keyboard warrior really use phrases like no offence to the person he was supposedly attacking?

Don't take it personally, it's one of his 3 standard responses to somebody he disagrees with. The other 2 being hooker/pimp. I'm amazed anyone thinks you're pandering, after your last couple of threads.

Oops, I forgot number 4. Reviews and lack of.

Offline seeker

Yes it was saw her a couple of times ... Supermodel status
Olivia was the star :angelgirl:
Of the polish invasion GORGEOUS and what a tight bod :wacko:
They left after getting raided a few times ....
A great loss for Glasgow punters  :(  :cry:

Offline tazman1002001

Don't take it personally, it's one of his 3 standard responses to somebody he disagrees with. The other 2 being hooker/pimp. I'm amazed anyone thinks you're pandering, after your last couple of threads.

Oops, I forgot number 4. Reviews and lack of.

Well no surprise that she is back right on q........ I thought you got the hint that you weren't welcome with your pointless drivel......I mean what were you trying to achieve with your last post? Yes you were trying to get someone to agree with........ sad sad girl you
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Offline seeker

What you rabbiting on about now Taz   :cool:
Bumping your gums without sticking your false teeth in.again.
Matrix did a review on the 16 December 2014
Only 1 year and 3 months ago
Where not all millionaire's like you
And the 30p on the ginger bottles is no longer available to aid in the punting  ....
So surely he must be a genuine punter  :bomb: :bomb: :bomb: