Long time lurker and (up to now) a satisfied user of the various HOD premises. But today's very poor experience prompted me to leave a review.
Vitals:Place: MK Escorts near Staples
Time: 30 minutes
Cost: £60
Nationality: Eastern European
External Link/Members OnlyCommunication and Location:Booking no problem. Location easy parking, and the room was one of large good rooms.
Esme:Blond, tall, and thin with looks 7 or 8 out of 10. Photos have been amended to remove or hide plenty of not terrible but not great tattoos.
So far not bad.
Introductions and paperwork out of the way, started to get to know one another. Hmm, although kissing is on the list of services, but every attempt was met with a cheek. Ok, not great, but not a deal-breaker.
Esme then starts to go down for oral, and is instantly tearing open a condom packet and sticking it on. Hang on a second, your profile says OWO?
Although there was a clearly a basic understanding of English during introductions, suddenly it is "I no speak English".
Since she already has my cock in her mouth, it seems a bit late to do anything about it, so I think I will make the most of it, even though OW does little for me.
Well after less than a minute of reasonable OW she is bored with that and goes to get on top. I ask and indicate she should carry on with the OW, but again "No understand".
By this time I think 'fuck it', and I just let her get on with it.
10 minutes after walking in, I am walking out dressed.
So if you want the authentic EE, Romanian style understanding English when it is convenient and not when it isn't, and a sudden change in the advertised services available, then Esme is your girl.
And yes, MK Escorts management have been made aware.
