Thought for the day. If you could choose, would you rather have a really shit punt or a mediocre one?
For me it's the former, and let explain why. Memories of all the mediocre punts I've had over the years fade very quickly. My dull recollections of them merge into one. It's a generic run-of-the-mill punt where the girl tries but not too hard. It does the job but I leave feeling nonplussed. It's one of those where you spend the journey home thinking about how the money you just handed over might have been put to better use.
Now the really shit punt. That's something I'm not going to forget in a hurry. It could be shit for any one of the following reasons (and more): shitty part of town where I don't feel safe late at night and I'm just glad to get out of there unscathed; meeting Sergei and pals on the way in to the premises or am made deliberately aware of his presence for reasons of putting me in my place, making sure I don't pull any shit; girl scams me over time and we end up rowing over it which might include her shouting and/or making threats; girl is moody and/or a bitch; something bizarre and undesirable happens (to include interruptions from other girls and/or other guests, or an incident resulting in me having to get dressed and leave immediately); girl is distracted/disconnected from the punt beyond the level that she might be on a typical mediocre punt and to a point where it adds comedy value rather than frustration (e.g whilst I'm fucking her she starts chatting to another punter on her phone, starts watched TV, tucks into a Cornetto).
Another example of a shit punt is where the girl employs extreme tactics to get me to cum. Some girls go flat out really fast and this can be interesting especially in doggy - she doesn't ask me to stop but slams into me and writhes her arse and body around so rapidly it's like being on a Bucking Bronco ride where it takes all my concentration and balance just to hold on without ending up in a heap on the floor.
After a shit punt I might leave with an intense feeling of self-loathing and/or shock, disbelief, fear, relief or emptiness
but at least I'll feel something. Afterwards I'll have a laugh about it. I'll have a funny story to share with you fuckers and I certainly won't forget it in a hurry. After all a
really shit punt is still an
epic punt. It's the mediocre punts that I can live without.
Just a final note. Before anyone thinks I'm a nutcase. I don't actively seek out shit punts. Like the rest of us I look for really good ones. Sometimes that means taking a risk with an unknown as there's nothing better than discovering a gem of my own. However if the punt is not going to be great then I'd rather it turned shit so that I'll have gotten some kind of experience out of the whole sorry affair.
