This is my first review on here.
Clearly. Do try reading the UKP Wiki guide to writing reviews. This is not Adultwork
She goes to the gym five times a week and it shows.
How the fuck would you know? If she looks well-toned that might be something you know though. Her going to the gym either makes you a stalker or someone who believes any shit a prostitute tells him. Sorry mate. Just trying to help you.
Like her flat she is very clean.
What does that mean? She smells fresh? Her hair isn't manky? Her fanny tasted ok? Or your sixth sense told you she doesn't have chlamydia?
The best thing about her is her personality.
If meant to be a compliment it doesn't say much for her tits. She spoke good English? Was relaxed? Just say the facts man.
I am not one of those that like to write all the details. I had a I believe that her profile on AW is true, she doesn't offer what she isn't happy doing.
That sort of shy little remark is useless to punters. You're talking about a hooker, not your best mate's wife. We don't need details about your great knob or different positions but stuff that
is relevant is what services you had, which were refused, did she give good head, was her fanny tight or like a bucket. Price, approximate location, vfm (stuff we want to know, not what the prossie wants to hear.)This is not a fanclub site where your review goes to the "lady" to tell her sweet bits of shite: put that on adultwork. You paid for a service, not made a donation to be honoured by a visit from the queen.
Mia is getting some trouble from a punter and he has been leaving her bad feedback on AW.
Giving bad feedback isn't a crime. If the punter has threatened her with violence or something, no-one on here would sanction that. But (a) you give no details: is it just to make us go all fluffy for her?? (b) She may be making it up seeing as she has you in the palm of her hand.
The only bad thing is I don't think that she offers kissing on the mouth
If you were there and tried to kiss her, then you'd know rather than think. In which case it would be the one useful bit of information in your review.
Pleased you enjoyed your massage, if that's what you had (who knows? Was that all? Hand relief? Blow job?) You've had your punt, great, but now your talking with men, not Woman's Hour. Do try to give a bit more info next time. The only thing she cares about is getting paid. If she's hoping for a good review from you it's so she can get paid more. Everywhere else you write, your review is judged by prossies. Here it's the opposite: for punters, by punters.
Good luck.
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