Perfect Pleasure aka Petal of Ely

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Calls herself Petal, in a village close to Ely, £125 for an hour. Good stuff.

Contact made and she asked me to email her for her photos. I did not wish to do this and reveal my email address and her purple prose told me all I needed to know and my judgment was correct. So arrangements made by AW email and text. I did get lost on the way thanks to a misleading signpost but she put me right when I called.

Nice little place but as usual I wanted a pee on arrival and the bog was upstairs. I liked what I saw. She asked for the £ before I went up, it was in my bag neatly tucked into the wrapper of a bar of dark chocolate which was welcomed. Upstairs for a pee minus shoes but all was well. Nice room, good bed, nice textiles.

She greeted me in stockings, bra and corset but I had asked for no clothes (except a robe if she was cold), and she lay down on the bed. I asked her to stand up again as I like a good snog where I can get my hands into the right places and she responded well to that. A little taller than me so she took off her high heels. I guess size 14 or 16, well built, strong thighs, big bum and breasts but proportionate, slight belly but generally firm and fit, We lay down and carried on snogging and fingering, off with her extra garments and then I had her sit on my face upright with her face to the wall while I licked her out. She made noises and gyrated. I got my hands variously on her nipples, running down her spine, between her bum cheeks and on them. Very good skin quality and sensual feeling of her bum flesh.

She then went down on me, I had to restrain her enthusiasm and I then mounted her from various angles. She also rode me. She was tighter than I expected. At her suggestion I fingered her with rapid in and out strokes which produced a stream of liquid so mister happy went home easily. Having got inside and enjoying it I did not then leave to go doggy but finished slowly inside, a long slow delicious orgasm.

I think there is a prize for fiction with bad sex writing. For us the problem is that we do not write fiction but try and convey the delights and climaxes of our hobby to those who know only too well what we get up to. Yippee.

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OK HP, you get the prize for useless sex fiction if you want it...though you nearly blew it with the reference to textiles! 

Seriously though...good, informative review...even if a lady with an AW age of 46 is unlikely to command my (paid) interest unless she were extremely well-preserved. 

[FootieMadJonny]

This woman offers bareback 

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OK HP, you get the prize for useless sex fiction if you want it...though you nearly blew it with the reference to textiles!

Seriously though...good, informative review...even if a lady with an AW age of 46 is unlikely to command my (paid) interest unless she were extremely well-preserved. 

VERY well preserved indeed. Very agile. Very randy.

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This woman offers bareback 

you noticed. Very observant of you.

[tarkus]

This woman offers bareback 

You've obviously not read one of HP's reviews before.....

[FootieMadJonny]

you noticed. Very observant of you.

Yes what a disgusting woman. I didn't realise that was what you were into

[FootieMadJonny]

You've obviously not read one of HP's reviews before.....

No I hadn't. It really makes punters like me worry when some people just don't care about their health or the health of prossies what so ever. Spreading infections around

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Never had an infection and never went to a footie game, full of screaming racists, much more dangerous a hobby than punting.

[FootieMadJonny]

Never had an infection and never went to a footie game, full of screaming racists, much more dangerous a hobby than punting.

I have just been through your posts and very well written reviews. You have had sex with so many bareback escorts. I understand it's not illegal and everyone can do as they wish providing they are consenting adults. It still infuriates me though how little so many in this industry (the paying and providing) care about their health. Just wondering however, do you get checked out every time you have bareback then to know you're free from infections? Why don't you just protect yourself to eliminate the very real concquence of catching say HIV? And the possibility of passing something on. You may live for years now with advances in medication yes, but it's still very serious. Does this not worry you at all?

[FootieMadJonny]

Sorry I should of probably taken this to private message

[Neal69]

Footie Jonny,

Its well known on here that HP likes a certain type of woman and good luck to him.

Other posters jump up and down and criticise his choice. Not just you footie Jonny.

Me

Well, when I get to the Review count that HP has then I think I may, and I say again May, think myself  entitled to criticise his reviews.

It takes all types in this punting world.

I for one enjoy HP's contribution to this site.

Keep on punting HP.

And please keep on Reviewing.

I admire your style if not your methods.

N

[FootieMadJonny]

Footie Jonny,

Its well known on here that HP likes a certain type of woman and good luck to him.

Other posters jump up and down and criticise his choice. Not just you footie Jonny.

Me

Well, when I get to the Review count that HP has then I think I may, and I say again May, think myself  entitled to criticise his reviews.

It takes all types in this punting world.

I for one enjoy HP's contribution to this site.

Keep on punting HP.

And please keep on Reviewing.

I admire your style if not your methods.

N

I'm not denying his reviews are interesting to say the least, and that he's a respected punter. I'm not actually criticising his reviews. I would genuinely like an answer to the questions I have raised about health, and why he thinks it's ok to do it with the serious risks involved. I can't find anything he has said about that.

[Neal69]

Footie,

All the risks are well known.

Do You go OW or OWO its your choice?

I go OWO because it feels so much better.

If there were not  so many risks I would go BB with a WG but the risk to reward factor does not add up for me.

It obviously does for HP so good luck to him.

N

[FootieMadJonny]

Footie,

All the risks are well known.

Do You go OW or OWO its your choice?

I go OWO because it feels so much better.

If there were not  so many risks I would go BB with a WG but the risk to reward factor does not add up for me.

It obviously does for HP so good luck to him.

N

The risks are well known to be much lower with OWO and yes I do. This isn't just a one off though, this is bareback prossie after prossie after prossie! I'd say luck is definitely something he needs.

As already said I just would like an honest answer from him as someone who barebacks often, what his genuine views are on his health, the risks and why he doesn't just put a condom on to stop the spreading of the diseases?

Just straight forward questions. Not undermining his reviews.

[Hertsgent]

The risks are well known to be much lower with OWO and yes I do. This isn't just a one off though, this is bareback prossie after prossie after prossie! I'd say luck is definitely something he needs.

As already said I just would like an honest answer from him as someone who barebacks often, what his genuine views are on his health, the risks and why he doesn't just put a condom on to stop the spreading of the diseases?

Just straight forward questions. Not undermining his reviews.

Why do you need to know? It isn't actually any of your business

BB is not my cup of tea either, but HP isn't hiding it in any way, the WGs all have BB explicitly listed, and so therefore it's unlikely to affect you. Perhaps others can ask you to justify every aspect of your behaviour.....

[vw]

I'm not denying his reviews are interesting to say the least, and that he's a respected punter. I'm not actually criticising his reviews. I would genuinely like an answer to the questions I have raised about health, and why he thinks it's ok to do it with the serious risks involved. I can't find anything he has said about that.

More likely to die from the common cold caught from a prossie than anything else

40000 people died prematurely last year of the cold, very few die as a direct result of the clap.

Not sure his health is any of your business, he punts in his pool we punt in ours !

Anyway Johnny you still haven't explained why you like fatties !  Risk of suffocation and that !

Not one for me personally, but HP doesnt hide it, even with HIV old age will more likely get get HP before that does.

Risk Reward as usual

[FootieMadJonny]

Why do you need to know? It isn't actually any of your business

BB is not my cup of tea either, but HP isn't hiding it in any way, the WGs all have BB explicitly listed, and so therefore it's unlikely to affect you. Perhaps others can ask you to justify every aspect of your behaviour.....

Because as I've already said I'm genuinely interested why someone would put themselves at risk over and over and over again like that. You're more than welcome to ask me anything and I'll answer honestly.

[FootieMadJonny]

More likely to die from the common cold caught from a prossie than anything else

40000 people died prematurely last year of the cold, very few die as a direct result of the clap.

Not sure his health is any of your business, he punts in his pool we punt in ours !

Anyway Johnny you still haven't explained why you like fatties !  Risk of suffocation and that !

Not one for me personally, but HP doesnt hide it, even with HIV old age will more likely get get HP before that does.

Risk Reward as usual

This is ridiculous. It takes one time to catch HIV! Then you have it for the rest of your life. Why would someone continue to put themselves at risk over and over again doing something like that is my question??? I think I'm more than entitled to ask this. It seems like it's even being accepted here and even wishing him luck!

I'm more than happy to explain why I like big girls. I find them physically more attractive than slim ones. I like huge natural breasts, which you are unlikely to get on a slim girl. And I always go on top, so no risk of suffocation! HP seems to be letting you guys defend him rather than answering anything himself.

A friend of mine caught HIV about five years ago just from a one night stand with a random girl. He is now on medication for the rest of his life. HP needs (and doesn't seem to realise) to understand the severity of his actions. He doesn't seem to care about his health or any ones health that he sleeps with! He just buries his head in the sand! He still hasn't said if he genuinely gets checked out after barebacking? How could he possibly know that he doesn't have anything serious if he doesn't do this? I say it to help him, not condemn him.

[FootieMadJonny]

I highly doubt HP is going to answer anything I've asked honestly, because I would guess he doesn't know himself! He is probably just doing it because it "feels nice" and doesn't care about the consequences which is very worrying.

[vw]

I highly doubt HP is going to answer anything I've asked honestly, because I would guess he doesn't know himself! He is probably just doing it because it "feels nice" and doesn't care about the consequences which is very worrying.

I wouldn't answer also, why the fuck should he answer to you !

Probably has answered in one of his previous 4000 posts or many of them !

[FootieMadJonny]

I wouldn't answer also, why the fuck should he answer to you !

Probably has answered in one of his previous 4000 posts or many of them !

I'm sure he's happy watching you defend him

[vw]

No I'm sure he's happy watching you defend him

What's to defend ?

No i'm not defending him, I'm attacking your neobellendism.

If you don't like barebackers don't fuck them simple, never be rude enough cunt to ask them why and to justify themselves, I just move on and fuck another girl.

[FootieMadJonny]

What's to defend ?

No i'm not defending him, I'm attacking your neobellendism.

If you don't like barebackers don't fuck them simple, never be rude enough cunt to ask them why and to justify themselves, I just move on and fuck another girl.

I think what I've asked is perfectly acceptable, why is it rude? This is forum for discussion! I will await his response.

Ever since you and others have commented he has shut up, which says to me he's happy watching others defend and answer for him.

[vw]

I think what I've asked is perfectly acceptable, why is it rude? This is forum for discussion! I will await his response.

Ever since you and others have commented he has shut up, which says to me he's happy watching others defend and answer for him.

To quote someone else

Why do you need to know? It isn't actually any of your business

[FootieMadJonny]

To quote someone else

It is my business! I have already said I have a friend who was reckless and didn't care, who has now been left with HIV! If people like HP didn't exist fucking strangers they barely know bareback, then there wouldn't be so many people suffering from infections! Especially in a industry like this, it give punters like me and working girls alike a bad name. Just because others want to ingage in this disgusting activity.

Surely that is my business.

[vw]

It is my business! I have already said I have a friend who was reckless and didn't care, who has now been left with HIV! If people like HP didn't exist fucking strangers they barely know bareback, then there wouldn't be so many people suffering from infections! Especially in a industry like this, it give punters like me and working girls alike a bad name. Just because others want to ingage in this disgusting activity.

Surely that is my business.

Not really.

We are all masters of our own destiny, your friends fault he caught it, it was his choice in the end of the day, nobody here's fault. 

Bet your mate didn't catch it from a prossie, more likely a fat bird in a club !

People who force bareback, remove condoms on the sly give the industry a bad name.  Bet you watch fat porn they never use condoms, why do you support such a thing.

[Hertsgent]

Probably has answered in one of his previous 4000 posts or many of them !

Bang on, seen him answer this many times before. But feel free to continue to moralise and ask repeatedly Jonny  Wake me up when you're finished.....

[FootieMadJonny]

Not really.

We are all masters of our own destiny, your friends fault he caught it, it was his choice in the end of the day, nobody here's fault. 

Bet your mate didn't catch it from a prossie, more likely a fat bird in a club !

People who force bareback, remove condoms on the sly give the industry a bad name.  Bet you watch fat porn they never use condoms, why do you support such a thing.

You're just trying to find something to throw back at me

I very rarely even watch porn! My friend isn't into fat women like me, he caught it from a random one night stand but someone slim, not that that makes any difference at all. We're clearly not going to agree, I'm still awaiting HPs response.

[FootieMadJonny]

Bang on, seen him answer this many times before. But feel free to continue to moralise and ask repeatedly Jonny  Wake me up when you're finished.....

I can't find anywhere where he has truly answered about it?

[Simplysimon]

Then why not pm him ??

What HP or any punter enjoys is their business , I enjoy reading his exploits on here and UK punting benefits from his contributions greatly.
If you are "so concerned" about his and anyone else's health and welfare so much it beggars belief that you visit SP's at all,surely your concerns as to catching anything should mean masturbation is the only 100% safe route for you

Oh and make sure you're wearing rubber gloves (just in case)

[vw]

You're just trying to find something to throw back at me

I very rarely even watch porn! My friend isn't into fat women like me, he caught it from a random one night stand but someone slim, not that that makes any difference at all. We're clearly not going to agree, I'm still awaiting HPs response.

Plenty to throw back at you, do you preach to one night standers to ?

Sorry just thought fatty lovers all hang around together.

Imagine you will be waiting a while, until then happy to amuse you !

[Badvicar]

HP likes to poke his todge into podge stodge. He's 74 , still podging. He's honest enough to review the ladies he splodges. If you don't have his tastes, then all you have to worry about is ladies that get touted or white Knighted here in return for extra services.

[FootieMadJonny]

Plenty to throw back at you, do you preach to one night standers to ?

Sorry just thought fatty lovers all hang around together.

Imagine you will be waiting a while, until then happy to amuse you !

One night standers who bareback, yes. What about skinny lovers? Wouldn't that be the same then?

[vw]

One night standers who bareback, yes. What about skinny lovers? Wouldn't that be the same then?

Well all about risk vs reward

Imagine when you reach a certain age the risk becomes less !  Maybe an itchy knob one in a while, wont affect your fertility and future family plans or life expectancy !

[cunnyhunt]

You're just trying to find something to throw back at me

You are starting to read and sound like Fat Kylie with your moralising.

[FootieMadJonny]

You are starting to read and sound like Fat Kylie with your moralising.

Who's fat Kylie?

[vw]

Who's fat Kylie?

She changed her name to Enormous Emily 1992 

[FootieMadJonny]

She changed her name to Enormous Emily 1992 

Ok, no I am definitely not Emily. Although I wouldn't say she's enormous, just large

[vw]

Ok, no I am definitely not Emily. Although I wouldn't say she's enormous, just large

I was thinking since you are being rude and asking personal questions I would ask HP if he has done felching with a prossie ?

[FootieMadJonny]

I was thinking since you are being rude and asking personal questions I would ask HP if he has done felching with a prossie ?

I'm really not trying to be rude, I just would like an honest answer that is all.

[vw]

I'm really not trying to be rude, I just would like an honest answer that is all.

Do you felch jonny ?

[FootieMadJonny]

Do you felch jonny ?

I do not know what that means?

[vw]

I do not know what that means?

After bare-backing your girlfriend you drink the cum out of her ass often with a drinking straw. 
 
Was wondering if HP had the privilege with a hooker ? 

[robbybox]

HP likes to poke his todge into podge stodge. He's 74 , still podging. He's honest enough to review the ladies he splodges. If you don't have his tastes, then all you have to worry about is ladies that get touted or white Knighted here in return for extra services.

HP amongst others has been severely criticized by other forum members in the past, in this thread ...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=8647.0
... and since, but as he has the skin or hide of a rhinoceros and I doubt it has had any impact in the past or will have any bearing on his future punting behaviour, or give him pause for thought. HP seems addicted to bareback sex and will continue to be blasé about it.
There are lots of unpleasant things and situations that have been documented on this board over time …
some punters giving anal to a WG then going into her pussy with the same condom, ready for the next guys tongue for example…
some punters preaching holier than thou that they would never in a million years do bareback, yet do MMF with husband & wife partnerships … another example. No bareback? I mean FFS do they really think that ‘naïve’ punters believe that the husband is going to pop a condom on with his wife just for the benefit of the third party punter?
The debate on this just opens up a can of worms, and just serves to emphasize the widely held belief that punting is not for the squeamish.
I think personally it is an urban myth that HP only screws 'fat ugly munters from the Worst Escort Picture Challenge' that no-one else would see ... and therefore the rest of us are safe. I don’t believe this to be the case.
I think he literally has a penchant for ‘the WG next door’, as long as she has big boobs and/or a big bum. I also think he is likely a ‘charmer’ who with his generosity with money or gifts, seems to be very successful, unusually so, at getting BB, often with WGs who do not openly advertise BB but more likely melt or succumb to this generosity.
Since both FootieMadJonny and myself also have a penchant for BBWs with ‘huge natural breasts’ this makes it increasingly likely in the future that we will visit such a WG.
So I think FMJ is for good reason genuinely concerned about sexual health.
I also think FMJ probably has a right to have his questions to HP answered in a direct PM exchange, probably not for the open forum, although I very much doubt HP will oblige him.
Interestingly notorious barebacker BirtyDugger, who has been lambasted on the EM board for exercising what is in many ways similar behaviour to HP, has been vilified on the forum.
Perhaps the analogy is that HP, with his prolific, interesting and, admittedly, valuable contributions to this forum is, much like Jimmy Savile and Jeremy Clarkson were at the BBC, above criticism, and allowed ‘free reign’ to indulge in bad behaviour with impunity.

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I am not joining in the fray except to deny the associations with Clarkson and Savile. Y U C K, those are real insults and nothing to do with my punting habits.

I never heard of felching and never tried it and probably never will.
HP
Happyness Prevails.

[vw]

I also think FMJ probably has a right to have his questions to HP answered in a direct PM exchange.

What codswallop

No punter has to justify his actions and no punter has special rights becuase they are a cry baby and squeamish !

Fair enough saying he doesn't like it but expecting a punter to do this is beyond the pale !

Now get a grip !

[FootieMadJonny]

I am not joining in the fray except to deny the associations with Clarkson and Savile. Y U C K, those are real insults and nothing to do with my punting habits.

I never heard of felching and never tried it and probably never will.
HP
Happyness Prevails.

No, it's unfortunate that you choose to not answer simple questions.

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No, it's unfortunate that you choose to not answer simple questions.

not is is not unfortunate, they are not simple questions, they are intrusive. Read my reviews which are transparent and are slowly creeping up to a century, relax, and enjoy yourself and stop the attempts at interrogation. Write some reviews yourself.

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After bare-backing your girlfriend you drink the cum out of her ass often with a drinking straw. 
 
Was wondering if HP had the privilege with a hooker ? 

if I did this I would have described it, but no, never tried and won't.