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Offline Matium

Unacceptable behaviour by prostitutes:

1) Standing behind the door: They deliberately do this. If they opened the door and you could see that it's not the girl in the photo, you could turn around and walk away. Standing behind the door means that, at the very least, you have to go in.

2) Not wearing the costume asked for: Sometimes, in the past, I used to let this go, now if she doesn't wear what I want, I just turn around and walk out.

3) Being evasive: Of course, prostitutes would just love if you handed the money over as soon as you walked in. Don't let her take your coat. Guys should always follow the 10 minute rule. Sit down and ask explicitly about services (it is a business transaction not a date, after all) . If she doesn't answer directly, is evasive, touches her face, flicks her hair, nervously laughs or giggles, looks away, answers in a soft voice without looking at you then you can be pretty sure all she's concerned with is getting the money out of your wallet and into her purse. She'll say anything and everything to achieve that. If you suspect that's the case then say "I left my wallet in the car" and just go. She'll know that you're not coming back.

4) Having a man in the premises: The risk of being robbed or beaten up by her pimp is just too great. Just turn around and walk out.

Unfortunately, the 10 minute rule is not foolproof.

All the major problems come after the money's been handed over, you can't snatch the money back not unless you want two years in jail, all she has to do is cry "assault!" or "rape!", make up a cock and bull story and the police will believe her.

5) Services agreed but not delivered: I've lost count of the number of times, DFK was agreed but not delivered "What's DFK?" one girl asked sweetly after the filthy cow had taken the money.

6) Lying: "You're too big" being the classic lie for anal, I've even heard "bathtub's broken" on why the agreed watersports could not happen.

7) Smoking: A definite no no.

8) Phoning: It really makes me mad when she arses about your time phoning.

9) Not offering a drink or refreshments: If all you're interested in is a bang then you won't be bothered about this one but if you've paid a lot to see a tart in her Chelsea flat and she doesn't even offer a glass of wine then you'll be left stewing.

10) Skimping on time: If a WG asks you to take a shower then unless she's going into the shower with you, it is not acceptable for her to deduct the shower time from the time paid for. Bring up this time during the 10 minute rule to make sure she understands.

11) Fake moans: Prostitutes need to get it into their heads that if guys were Adonises then they wouldn't need prostitutes in the first place, they'd get sex on tap for free from plenty of willing women. What makes these girls think that it's acceptable to make porn sounds when the guy knows perfectly well that her moans have nothing whatsoever to do with him.

12) Talking in their own language: This applies if you book two girls. I once booked two gorgeous Russian girls because I thought they spoke fluent French and indeed they did but they should have focused all their attention on to me and spoken to me in the language that I understood, instead they spent half their time talking and giggling to each other in their own language and leaving me out cold. Best rule is if you book two girls make sure they speak your language and no other.

13) Not bringing their own equipment: One silly girl didn't bring her own strap-on so we couldn't spit roast the other girl.

Only items 1 - 4 are solvable because you can turn around and walk out.

Unfortunately, for items 5 - 13, once you've handed over the money, you just trust that she'll keep her side of the bargain, if she doesn't then there's absolutely nothing whatsoever you can do about it. I suggest you bang her once - so that at least you get something out of it - and then go.






Offline mofukker

refusing to change 1 hour booking to 30 mins
you get there decide on an hour ,pay, then for whatever reason you only need 30 mins and she says " you can leave early, but im keeping the cash"

refusing to change 1 hour booking to 30 mins
you get there decide on an hour ,pay, then for whatever reason you only need 30 mins and she says " you can leave early, but im keeping the cash"

Then sit there for 30mins!  :lol:

Offline mofukker

Then sit there for 30mins!  :lol:

turn on her laptop and wank at field reports

Offline Ali Katt

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7) Smoking: A definite no no.
I can see why this is a bugbear for some people, but I am single and don't smoke myself and to be honest it doesn't bother, but I'd rather she didn't.

With fake moans I'd say "oh baby" and other nonsense is unacceptable, but I have fucked girls were they have mad no noise (not even heavy breathing) and that's worse.

(14) I'd also add running out of condoms is unacceptable. Would a newspaper publisher run out of paper?

(15) It's never happened to me, but hurtful comments from both parties would be unacceptable such as laughing at the guy's cock or the man referring to a prossies tits as spaniel ears.

(16) Also, it's not happened to me, but having kids on the premises.

(17) Pushing booking times back more than an hour.

Offline Matium

WGs can learn more about being a good prostitute on UKP than they can ever do on Saafe!

 :rolleyes:

Offline Ali Katt

WGs can learn more about being a good prostitute on UKP than they can ever do on Saafe!

 :rolleyes:
On saafe they can learn how to rip men off, provide a lacking experience and bitch about it. That's why the less popular WGs love it.

Offline MisterP

1) Standing behind the door: They deliberately do this. If they opened the door and you could see that it's not the girl in the photo, you could turn around and walk away. Standing behind the door means that, at the very least, you have to go in.

I always thought it was due to protection from passers-by or curtain twitchers across the street.

Offline SteveNova

refusing to change 1 hour booking to 30 mins
you get there decide on an hour ,pay, then for whatever reason you only need 30 mins and she says " you can leave early, but im keeping the cash"
Why would you expect her to change a booking part way through and return part of the cash?  I can't imagine anyone agreeing to that.

Offline aardvark

Why would you expect her to change a booking part way through and return part of the cash?  I can't imagine anyone agreeing to that.

Absolutely - you don't order a meal, eat half of it and then ask for a partial refund!!!

Offline aardvark

Why would you expect her to change a booking part way through and return part of the cash?  I can't imagine anyone agreeing to that.

I'm sure that if you tried that approach, word would soon get around and you would find yoursel in the worst sexual desert you had ever experienced - and rightly so!!

Offline Steve2

1) Standing behind the door: They deliberately do this. If they opened the door and you could see that it's not the girl in the photo, you could turn around and walk away. Standing behind the door means that, at the very least, you have to go in.

This has to be done by my current favourite as her front door is on a busy parade of shops. We'd have a stampede if not as she often answers the door naked :)

Offline haystacks79

Why would you expect her to change a booking part way through and return part of the cash?  I can't imagine anyone agreeing to that.


Got to agree here. If she calls it off part way through, then yes I'd expect some money back, but certainly wouldn't expect it the other way around, unless perhaps you're calling it off because something agreed isn't available? But that's not made clear in the post.


For some of the others, smoking for instance, I don't smoke myself but it really doesn't bother me if she does, as long as I'm asked first.


And as for standing behind the door, I can't see any other way that the door can be opened to allow you to get in where I go, as there isn't really anywhere else to stand due to the layout of the house.

Offline Kitty

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I always thought it was due to protection from passers-by or curtain twitchers across the street.

Yep, that's the only one I have an issue about. I always hide behind the door because I often wear a VERY short dress and it's often likely my stocking tops are visible, not to mention the hair and make-up which might look slightly OTT for midday on a Wednesday. If the neighbours see then it looks fairly obvious what you're up to, and I assume this applies to the girls you see too.

Offline Kitty

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refusing to change 1 hour booking to 30 mins
you get there decide on an hour ,pay, then for whatever reason you only need 30 mins and she says " you can leave early, but im keeping the cash"

Well that's just silly. If she's placed you in her diary and has turned other booking away because she's assumed you're going to be finishing at a certain time why should she give you money back if she delivers everything on her profile? It's your own fault tbh.

Offline Joe Blob

Well that's just silly. If she's placed you in her diary and has turned other booking away because she's assumed you're going to be finishing at a certain time why should she give you money back if she delivers everything on her profile? It's your own fault tbh.

I'd agree with that. If someone books me to pick them up at Heathrow and bring them back to Kent, but when I get there they change their mind and only want to go to Gatwick, they pay the full fare back to Kent.

Offline mh

1) Standing behind the door: They deliberately do this. If they opened the door and you could see that it's not the girl in the photo, you could turn around and walk away. Standing behind the door means that, at the very least, you have to go in.

This has to be done by my current favourite as her front door is on a busy parade of shops. We'd have a stampede if not as she often answers the door naked :)

Yes, I've found that the only times a girl has stood behind the door is when the door opens onto a road or corridor and the girl has been wearing what I asked her to - either nothing at all or a fantasy outfit not for viewing by a passer by!

Offline Matium

I was talking about the occurrence when you meet a girl for the first time and you're not sure if the girl answering the door is going to be the same as the girl in the photos.

But once you've gotten to know her and she becomes one of your regulars then having her hide behind the door, because she naked, does have a certain erotic appeal!

 :rolleyes:

Offline Ali Katt

I've said it before, but if a WG works in an are full of curtain twitchers, maybe she should work somewhere else. I once tried to book an escort and she said I would have to wait in the car for 10 minutes for her to make sure the coast is clear, this was as I was going to set off - no surprises the booking got cancelled by me.

If a WG can't afford to work from a different location, despite earning (potentially) thousands a week maybe she should do something else. Bedsits can be rented for around £200 a month in some areas.

Offline mofukker

just to make it clear,
the reasons for changing 1hr to 3o mins, she does not provide the services you want/ or provides very badly, maybe you've had an emergency, and need to leave quick , whether shes behind the door makes no difference, shes not wearing a burka , you are going to see her face and body, if you dont like it then walk away,

Offline potata72

For 1. Standing behind the Door, would you say that applies as unacceptable at a Hotel as well?

In my experience it has only been WG's I've seen at Hotels that have done this, three of which I have seen multiple times due to them providing a quality service and being genuine.

Edit:  Sorry never mind, you've pretty much explained this in a previous post I failed to see until now!

I've one to list: Talking about their kids. Perhaps it's just me, but I really don't like that.

It's happened a few times to me, and twice very recently - I feel it's somehow a bit wrong to mention the two girls in the Bristol/Bath area that did it.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2012, 01:20:06 AM by Jonathan Crane »

Offline NIK

I've one to list: Talking about their kids. Perhaps it's just me, but I really don't like that.
It's happened a few times to me, and twice very recently - I feel it's somehow a bit wrong to mention the two girls in the Bristol/Bath area that did it.

No, you're not the only one. I detest it too. It spoiis the fanatasy of the encounter hearing about their fucking brats.   :mad:

Offline toomuchfun

I've one to list: Talking about their kids. Perhaps it's just me, but I really don't like that.

It's happened a few times to me, and twice very recently - I feel it's somehow a bit wrong to mention the two girls in the Bristol/Bath area that did it.

Yeah, I did see a girl once who pointed out that the eyebolt in the ceiling she used for her sex swing was also very handy for her baby bouncer.  Wrong on so many levels. 

Offline MisterP

No, you're not the only one. I detest it too. It spoiis the fanatasy of the encounter hearing about their fucking brats.   :mad:

Noooo! For me that IS the fantasy.  I had a punt where the best part was walking along the landing and spotting her son's bedroom completely adorned with posters and rubbish that I used to have as a teen.  I love how she has to finish every day by 3pm and will be totally unavailable this week.


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