TS Valentine - yummyasianlondon - Waste of Time

[Bigboy69]

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Having sex with a ladyboy has been one of my biggest fantasy's for as long as I'd had a sexual imagination and today I finally went ahead and booked a session through yummyasianlondon. The girl is question looks wise was my ideal with great reviews to boot.

So she opens the door and immediately becomes very confrontational by screeching like a cat upon seeing me. As soon as I handed over the money she didn't accept full payment (as a I gave her a few pound coins as well) and my spidey senses immediately went up!

So she got on her phone and pays no attention to me. Being the guy that I am I started joking to diffuse the situation which was met by a very bad response.

She continues to talk harshly to me and asks me to go take a shower. When I ask if this is optional she said she doesn't mind actually and I reassure her I had a throughout clean an hour ago and if she feels I need one I will go immediately. At this point I think she's trolling me as she starts to play darude - sandstorm as part of her 'preparation ritual'... When I politely ask her to switch it off she freezes and says I'm being too demanding as I won't take a shower (which she said was optional) or litsen to her music (HELLO! How the hell is Darude - Sandstorm love making music??). She then tells me to take my money back and that there are other Ladyboys who will see me (WTF)

I don't buy the reason she didn't have sex with me as I knew right off the bat something was up. She then spent ten minutes justifying why she couldn't have sex as I put on my clothes. I gave her a hug and said 'take good care of yourself ' (I really meant it because she seemed a bit troubled and I wanted to help her had she opened up to me) and happily went by way whilst she continued screeching like a cat in agony on the phone to god knows who.

This whole situation has put me off lady boys entirely and the only reason I can think off she rejected me is that I am British /Malay/ Bengali mix and look Mid Eastern and I know Thais look down on us 'browner Asians'. Just published a review on their website but very much doubt it'd get published. My advise - AVOID if you're a 'khaek''

I did end up taking her advise in part and after a couple of drinks with a few friends in Soho, I hit up 52 Greek St and had an AMAZING time with a real lady named Mary. External Link/Members Only

[Sonny Crockett]

Good on you for naming and shaming this Bitch who gave you a bad time.

Nothing better than a punter writing a negative review on a Bitch that has given them a bad time or messed them about!!!

[azrael]

I can see why you went and booked this ladyboy, she does look hot. But good on you for naming and shaming her. 

[bristolqwerty]

Sorry for your terrible visit but glad you got your money back.  Since I'm never gonna see a fella escort can I ask how did he look?  How far were the photos on the site edited?  Could you tell it was a dude with fake titties?

[MrMatrix]

Bloody hell if she looks like that I might .........................................................nah, the cock thing would put me off. Shehe is hot though. Yea did right thing to name.

[Bigboy69]

S'he' looked better in the flesh..only thing manly was the attitude she gave me   

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

Thanks for the review, "she" does look very convincing, shame about the attitude.

[bristolqwerty]

Thanks for the review, "she" does look very convincing, shame about the attitude.

  If another dude wanted to f**k me up the arse and gobble on my knob I'd be pissed too. 

[maxxblue]

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Having sex with a ladyboy has been one of my biggest fantasy's for as long as I'd had a sexual imagination and today I finally went ahead and booked a session through yummyasianlondon. The girl is question looks wise was my ideal with great reviews to boot.

So she opens the door and immediately becomes very confrontational by screeching like a cat upon seeing me. As soon as I handed over the money she didn't accept full payment (as a I gave her a few pound coins as well) and my spidey senses immediately went up!

So she got on her phone and pays no attention to me. Being the guy that I am I started joking to diffuse the situation which was met by a very bad response.

She continues to talk harshly to me and asks me to go take a shower. When I ask if this is optional she said she doesn't mind actually and I reassure her I had a throughout clean an hour ago and if she feels I need one I will go immediately. At this point I think she's trolling me as she starts to play darude - sandstorm as part of her 'preparation ritual'... When I politely ask her to switch it off she freezes and says I'm being too demanding as I won't take a shower (which she said was optional) or litsen to her music (HELLO! How the hell is Darude - Sandstorm love making music??). She then tells me to take my money back and that there are other Ladyboys who will see me (WTF)

I don't buy the reason she didn't have sex with me as I knew right off the bat something was up. She then spent ten minutes justifying why she couldn't have sex as I put on my clothes. I gave her a hug and said 'take good care of yourself ' (I really meant it because she seemed a bit troubled and I wanted to help her had she opened up to me) and happily went by way whilst she continued screeching like a cat in agony on the phone to god knows who.

This whole situation has put me off lady boys entirely and the only reason I can think off she rejected me is that I am British /Malay/ Bengali mix and look Mid Eastern and I know Thais look down on us 'browner Asians'. Just published a review on their website but very much doubt it'd get published. My advise - AVOID if you're a 'khaek''

I did end up taking her advise in part and after a couple of drinks with a few friends in Soho, I hit up 52 Greek St and had an AMAZING time with a real lady named Mary. External Link/Members Only

Just highlighted a few typos - I think you mean 'he/his/boy'. 

[BillGoldberg]

Just highlighted a few typos - I think you mean 'he/his/boy'. 

My God you must be bored 

 

[mash]

I actually saw Valentine about a year ago and had a good time. A lot of the thai ladyboys though are known for their "party girl" lifestyle and it wouldnt surprise me if this is beginning to catch up with her. Thanks for the review.

[od13218]

My God you must be bored 

 

Ha ha these types always crop up when someone reviews a TS. You have to laugh really. Anyone would think that they secretly fancy the idea themselves but can't admit it, so have to have a go at those who've gone ahead and lived out the fantasy. But obviously that couldnt possibly be the case...

[bristolqwerty]

  Its the calling him a her that does it  or is it calling he ashe that annoys some people the most  nothing to do with f*****g a TS, just be honest  then we'll all get along 

[iPad3]

Ha ha these types always crop up when someone reviews a TS. You have to laugh really. Anyone would think that they secretly fancy the idea themselves but can't admit it, so have to have a go at those who've gone ahead and lived out the fantasy. But obviously that couldnt possibly be the case...

+1 it really is sooooo last year!!!!

[bristolqwerty]

Yep a load of bollocks, literally...... 

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

Its the calling him a her that does it  or is it calling he ashe that annoys some people the most  nothing to do with f*****g a TS, just be honest  then we'll all get along 

Fuck worrying about annoying people, just use the gender pronoun preferred by the TS and maybe in 50 years some people will have caught up.

[Mike Oxhard]

Ha ha these types always crop up when someone reviews a TS. You have to laugh really. Anyone would think that they secretly fancy the idea themselves but can't admit it, so have to have a go at those who've gone ahead and lived out the fantasy. But obviously that couldnt possibly be the case...

Perhaps he's secretly jealous that there's a girl out there with a bigger cock than his 

[flybynightpm]

Hi Bigboy69 ( sounds wrong btw)  did your HA review get pulled? I thought I saw it but now its gone... or was I partying too much?

[bristolqwerty]

Perhaps he's secretly jealous that there's a girl out there with a bigger cock than his 

Here we go again.... guy