Right. I can't be arsed to go into a chronological blow by blow account of how truly fucking stupid I've been.
It's a neg for the following reasons:
-She kept me waiting. Should've wallked.
-Completely forgot about dress request. Should've wallked.
-Agreed FK then wouldn't deliver. Too late to walk at that point, already paid the bitch.
-Agreed pop twice in half hour. Wouldn't go for round two. So basically paid hhr rate for 15min.
There was OWO, it was quite pleasant and her big lips looked really good around my cock, but it was only delivered long enough to make me hard, wasn't very deep and basically followed the removal of several layers of skin with wetwipes. But, I am absolutely sure that I wouldn't have raised even a semi if I hadn't popped a pill.
Sex was how I imagine it would be with a Realdoll except less animated. She kept her head turned well away from me the whole time.
Her attitude throughout was absolutely shit. Not rude exactly, just completely indifferent.
I have absolutely no idea why I didn't walk multiple times, I had at least 10 good reasons to. Other than the thought of getting to bang a cute, petite young girl. Someone should invent a switch that allows us to disconnect our cocks from our brains when important decisions need to be made.
I haven't gone through with a really crap punt in quite some time and it's been like getting dunked in ice water. Hopefully it's woken me up. The signs were all there but her comms were enchanting, flawless and totally honeytrapped me.
After I popped the first time, which didn't take long as despite the indifference and the recycled inner tube condom, she is hot (imo) and even with the litre of lube, she was still tight. So I couldn't hold out. As I said though, I'd popped a pill so was confident that round two would be better. Except when she came back in she had donned the obligatory leopardskin dressing gown and slippers. As far as she was concerned it was over.
It was at this point that we had a bit of a heated disagreement about the fact that she'd agreed to twice in hhr. Totally denied it. I was fuming, so I said I wanted 20 back as I'd only had 15min. Calm as you like, she smugly suggested I could stay the rest of the time and we could talk...after all, you just pay for the time.
I left at that point. Nothing more I could do.
Meeting girls like this gives me some insight into why some guys are so bitterly cynical about "pro$$ies".
Anyway. For reference in case the profile gets recycled again. This is her.
If you she opens the door to you, run a fucking mile. I wish to god I had.