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Author Topic: Bethany - Diamond(s)  (Read 1300 times)

Offline BrandsHill

I've seen Bethany a few times, most recently yesterday.

There are already plenty of reviews of this infectious and delicious lady that describe in every detail the sexual prowess she is blessed with and how she so wondrously uses that gift. So this is not so much a review but a slightly off piste set of comments of my perception of her.

Any readers who may be Christian, I apologise for what may be considered blasphemous.

Imagine this, the Good Lord has finished another long shift in Heaven, another day creating earth and its inhabitants, today he knocked of his list The Butcher, The Baker and the The Candlestick Maker. This is really coming together he thought, though he was a little troubled that he was only creating people to provide practical needs. What about the emotional and spiritual needs of people, particularly men who he'd created to be a bit more primitive and needy than women by way of contrast.

What about when things go wrong he wondered, when the Cheesemakers cheddar has curdled or when the Bakers bloomers won't bloom and spirits are sagging and emotional resuscitation is required, or conversely, what about a reward for when the Butchers beef is melt in the mouth or the Bakers croissants are soft as Kylie Mynogues arse. Who, he considered, is going to provide the tonic to the disheartened and further heighten the joy to the elated?

That was his next task he decided. An Angel more savvy than Eve with the attributes to pleasure the lusty needs of men, both physical and mental.

The template began with the face and body of his favourite guardian of The Gates of Heaven, a face truly of an Angel, framed by golden blond hair, voluptuous body with milky white skin.

Magnetic Aqua marine eyes, so sparkly that refracted light into the eyes of men drawn to her by her beauty, triggering spasms of desire in their loins.

Lips like sugar, tender for passionate kissing and for wrapping around the eager twitching cock of the of lucky devil whose eyes her own lock with in a gaze with as she sucks greedily.

Pussy, as smooth as alabaster, as pink as a fresh spring rosebud, soaking with morning dew, glistening with sweet tasting pussy juice coating her lips that, when parted, reveal a clit so sensitive that the flicker of your tongue makes her hips tingle and later, Katherine Wheels to a shuddering orgasm from her tippy toes to her fingertips.

An arse so fine, so gorgeous.

A roving tongue that laps your nipples, cock and elsewhere.

Nipples like diamonds, hard and hungry when your cock is deep inside her.

A mouth, smiley, pouty, lusty, willing to receive cum as if it were nectar.

Add to this sexual potency a passionate, kind natured heart and you have God's creation. He called her Bethany.

I have given her my own name, Tinkerbel. Those who have seen her may understand why I think it's appropriate.

Those who have not seen her, treat yourself.
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Offline Looking4fun

I take it infections is a typo?

Offline BrandsHill

I take it infections is a typo?

Yes it is a typo. It should say infectious ! Does anyone know if you can edit your own reviews?
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Offline BrandsHill

Yes it is a typo. It should say infectious ! Does anyone know if you can edit your own reviews?

Just seen how to edit, amended now. Thank you L4F.
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Offline Rod trotter

Is this actually a review or a mills n boon encounter

Mother Mary Jesus :dash:
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted

No mention of services, just a load of ridiculously overblown fluffy shite.  This isn't a review, it's an advert.

Offline BrandsHill

Is this actually a review or a mills n boon encounter

Mother Mary Jesus :dash:

Variety is the spice of life. I know full well that my style is unpopular with some and I have no problem receiving some negative responses as a consequences. I get more responses to my reviews via pm's than via the actual reviews. I understand why though it's a shame the senders don't feel comfortable enough to express their views more openly.
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Offline cueball

I can't make head nor tail of that lot.....

Where do I park for free and does she swallow? :D oh, and is the wrong un on the menu?

I can't make head nor tail of that lot.....

Where do I park for free and does she swallow? :D oh, and is the wrong un on the menu?

 :unknown:


Offline Looking4fun

Variety is the spice of life. I know full well that my style is unpopular with some and I have no problem receiving some negative responses as a consequences. I get more responses to my reviews via pm's than via the actual reviews. I understand why though it's a shame the senders don't feel comfortable enough to express their views more openly.
I'm guessing admin has moved it from the review section as its not a review you need to put helpful information in a review.
Maybe think about that on your next attempt at a review

I hope you're not sitting outside of her house, or in the back garden when you wrote this  :scare:

Offline ramrodronnie

Lmfbo  :lol: :lol: :lol: ffs, What Fluffy Planet is the OP from?  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :dancegirl: :dancegirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline Moresomes

What a crock of smug pretentious shite.

Offline Steely Dan

Where is the link?  I don't want to Fuck her - she is only six inches tall, how small must her pussy be?  So, no it is that I am almost out of Pixie dust.  Is it 2nd angel of the north to the left, and straight on until St James Park?

This is UKDisney.com, right?

Online NIK

I've seen Bethany a few times, most recently yesterday.

There are already plenty of reviews of this infectious and delicious lady that describe in every detail the sexual prowess she is blessed with and how she so wondrously uses that gift. So this is not so much a review but a slightly off piste set of comments of my perception of her.

Any readers who may be Christian, I apologise for what may be considered blasphemous.

Imagine this, the Good Lord has finished another long shift in Heaven, another day creating earth and its inhabitants, today he knocked of his list The Butcher, The Baker and the The Candlestick Maker. This is really coming together he thought, though he was a little troubled that he was only creating people to provide practical needs. What about the emotional and spiritual needs of people, particularly men who he'd created to be a bit more primitive and needy than women by way of contrast.

What about when things go wrong he wondered, when the Cheesemakers cheddar has curdled or when the Bakers bloomers won't bloom and spirits are sagging and emotional resuscitation is required, or conversely, what about a reward for when the Butchers beef is melt in the mouth or the Bakers croissants are soft as Kylie Mynogues arse. Who, he considered, is going to provide the tonic to the disheartened and further heighten the joy to the elated?

That was his next task he decided. An Angel more savvy than Eve with the attributes to pleasure the lusty needs of men, both physical and mental.

The template began with the face and body of his favourite guardian of The Gates of Heaven, a face truly of an Angel, framed by golden blond hair, voluptuous body with milky white skin.

Magnetic Aqua marine eyes, so sparkly that refracted light into the eyes of men drawn to her by her beauty, triggering spasms of desire in their loins.

Lips like sugar, tender for passionate kissing and for wrapping around the eager twitching cock of the of lucky devil whose eyes her own lock with in a gaze with as she sucks greedily.

Pussy, as smooth as alabaster, as pink as a fresh spring rosebud, soaking with morning dew, glistening with sweet tasting pussy juice coating her lips that, when parted, reveal a clit so sensitive that the flicker of your tongue makes her hips tingle and later, Katherine Wheels to a shuddering orgasm from her tippy toes to her fingertips.

An arse so fine, so gorgeous.

A roving tongue that laps your nipples, cock and elsewhere.

Nipples like diamonds, hard and hungry when your cock is deep inside her.

A mouth, smiley, pouty, lusty, willing to receive cum as if it were nectar.

Add to this sexual potency a passionate, kind natured heart and you have God's creation. He called her Bethany.

I have given her my own name, Tinkerbel. Those who have seen her may understand why I think it's appropriate.

Those who have not seen her, treat yourself.

What a crock of shit!  :wacko:

Variety is the spice of life. I know full well that my style is unpopular with some and I have no problem receiving some negative responses as a consequences. I get more responses to my reviews via pm's than via the actual reviews. I understand why though it's a shame the senders don't feel comfortable enough to express their views more openly.

 :bomb: :bomb:

Online NIK

Is this actually a review or a mills n boon encounter

Mother Mary Jesus :dash:

I think the op is related to Cornishman who uses to post similar bollocks on the Northern Angels site. It's so far removed from the reality of most paid sex encounters that it's laughable.  :lol:

It wouldn't have been so bad had it been a one off but all Cornishman's reports were the same 10/10 encounters. Turned out NA didn't allow anything less than 10/10.  :rolleyes:



29 review(s) found for Bethany Diamond linked to in above post (28 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)


Offline Steely Dan

Peter Pan: I do not believe in Fairies.
Bethany: Every time someone says 'I do not believe in fairies', somewhere there's a fairy that falls down dead.
Peter Pan: I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! NOR DIAMOND(S)! I AM NOT FLUFFY!
[Bethany Diamond falls down the stairs of the dollhouse/brothel unconscious]
Peter Pan: Oh my God, I think I've killed it.



29 review(s) found for Bethany Diamond linked to in above post (28 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

And gone again

If she's read the OP's 'review' she's probably emigrated to New Zealand.

Offline Moresomes

If she's read the OP's 'review' she's probably emigrated to New Zealand.

Or is possibly living in Neverland in a blissful state of time frozen fluffyness with the O/P.   :kissgirl:




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