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External Link/Members OnlyI have to hold my hands up on this one. It had all the hallmarks of a disaster yet I ignored the signs.
Mia is without doubt a hottie and her pics posted on UKE, which included a couple of face pics, quickly removed, enticed me to make an approach, which I did, but didn't get a response for a couple of days, which started "Hello sorry just seen this". That in itself should have warned me away, but I persisted and agreed an hour and a half booking, 2 1/2 weeks in advance, , which I've done before for the likes of Michelle and Adele without any problem. This was done on AW and promptly confirmed by Mia. Job done, or so I thought.
So ready for the 3 hour plus drive up the A1, I set off, and fired off a confirmation text at 9am not wanting to do it too early, as she'd mentioned I was her first booking of the day and so she would be nice and refreshed. No response by 10am did ring alarm bells a little, but I assumed as per her messages that I should carry on and head into Sunderland. I had a text message from my regular girl while I was driving so ended up chatting (hands free of course) told her where I was going as she knew I'd set it up. Also mentioned to her that I had a slightly bad feeling as I'd had no response back yet from Mia. She echoed my concern, how ironic!
Finally pulled into the services 15 minutes down the road from Sunderland and called her but got no answer, then straight away got a call back from her. She didn't seem to know who I was so I told her and she seemed surprised and told me she'd cancelled by text at 6am that morning after spending the night in hospital with a bad back. I hadn't received any text, nor any message on AW or UKE.
It was at this point that my heart sunk. I'd travelled all that way for fuck all. I wouldn't have minded a cancellation. In fact I suspected she might cancel as her kitten had been poorly and at the vet the day before. In fact I even went as far to message her to check if she was still up for it, and she assured me that unless I heard to the contrary it would be fine. How wrong can you be?
What I couldn't get right in my head was the fact that a) I never received this so called text message, b) why she would let a client travel for over 3 hours after cancelling, without making sure he had received the cancellation and c) why not send messages via AW and UKE just to be sure??
She also claims not to have received the text I sent to her, and this is when the fun started. Suddenly it was my fault for driving all that way when she hadn't responded to my text. Her attitude at this point was incredible, and I suddenly became quite pleased I wasn't spending my hard earned cash on such an unpleasant individual. Mia charges more than any other girl I've come across in the North East. London prices in fact, so I was expecting a lot. I seriously doubt she could actually live up to my expectations, as I've seen some of the best girls if you care to check my reviews. Maybe I dodged a bullet who knows?
The most galling part was the complete absence of an apology or sympathy to the fact that I had driven so far for nothing. Basically it was my fault and tough shit was the sentiment of her tone. I ended the call when she began to raise her voice and began to rant about how nobody should make bookings via uke even though I have done quite a few and ignorant to the fact that I made the booking on AW. Unbelievable!
She may have been to hospital, she may have cancelled the meet by text at 6am, but I've never heard of text messages disappearing into the ether. I've sent her proof of my message, and eagerly await her proof, which if received I will update this post. Baited breath!
Lesson learned for me is never to travel back to the North East ever again for a punt. You might indeed have the best girls but this one has definitely tarnished the rest of them as far as I'm concerned. Pity Tori has cut back her hours as I would have loved to have seen her, though I guess I will be less than welcomed now.
I also assume this negative will have little if any impact on Mia's fanboys and throngs of local punters queueing up to see her.
It might however dissuade any potential punter from travelling any large distance to see her, or at least think twice before doing so, as I should have done.
Negative: 6 hours of my life and the best part of a tank of petrol I'll never get back
Positive: £190 in my pocket for another rainy day
Happy punting
GN