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Offline DickDiver

So, i find myself in the lift of an upscale city centre hotel this morning. Across from me is a twenty five stone mouth breather with a very foxy wee hottie feeling him up.

I definitely had a close encounter of the scottish punter kind. Maybe it was another forum buddy. Top hottie anyway anonymous punter.  Hope there is a review to come, big fella!

Offline privatejm12

Perhaps he was hung like a donkey? Hilariously funny? Filthy Stinking Rich? Or the most possible maybe he was a gentleman, as we all know these hotties love a gentleman :rose:!

Ha more than likely just got paid so blew both his load a wedge on this young filly!

Offline Poopster

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Any glimmer of recognition of the girl?  Perhaps with a detailed description we can identify the shameless harlot.

Offline DickDiver

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Any glimmer of recognition of the girl?  Perhaps with a detailed description we can identify the shameless harlot.

Nope didn't recognise her at all, not even a hint from my extensive knowledge of AW. Petite, 5'2 tops, pretty, maybe 31/2.

I reckon as i made eye contact with her they both saw the rapid thought processing in the thought bubble above my head "yup, hoor.....probably stretch to £130/h......definitely takes it in all holes.......will swallow"

DG

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I was in Prezzo at St Vincent Place last Friday with the missus and in comes this 20st greaseball with a stereotypical EE blonde on his arm. If I had to guess I would say 26 year old Polish, about size 10/12 with prominent dark roots. She spent the entire time giggling, stroking his arm and flicking her hair. I thought, either a dinner date with afters or, as it was later on, an overnight. Can't say I recognised the girl, but if I trawled through AW I'm sure I would find 5 or 6 that would be similar.

Offline Poopster

Nope didn't recognise her at all, not even a hint from my extensive knowledge of AW. Petite, 5'2 tops, pretty, maybe 31/2.

I reckon as i made eye contact with her they both saw the rapid thought processing in the thought bubble above my head "yup, hoor.....probably stretch to £130/h......definitely takes it in all holes.......will swallow"

For right or wrong, I often find myself assessing civvies from a punter point of view.  The scale of using pints to ascertain attractiveness has been replaced by a more complex system of assumed services and price for a 30 minute punt.  It's not exactly foolproof... but fun nonetheless.

bensonhedges20

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I always think when on the London tube which of the single people are escorts lol


Offline privatejm12

I do it at work.. ive been close to asking a couple of the girls if they are on the game ! HR Field Day!

bensonhedges20

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I do it at work.. ive been close to asking a couple of the girls if they are on the game ! HR Field Day!

Ive done it on the lifts when i have seen single girls check into a hotel. Hi are you an escort at the very last second after eyeing them up. 4-5 rejections but one said she was fully booked. Fair enough and walked away

Offline DickDiver

Ive done it on the lifts when i have seen single girls check into a hotel. Hi are you an escort at the very last second after eyeing them up. 4-5 rejections but one said she was fully booked. Fair enough and walked away

Hahahahaha. Rejections being a polite term for a hard kick in the balls?!

bensonhedges20

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Hahahahaha. Rejections being a polite term for a hard kick in the balls?!

Nope. They say sorry but have a lovely weekend/day and a swift exit to my floor or the exit.

I always do it in premier inns or jurys inn. The amount of escorts that work in them are high imo
« Last Edit: February 27, 2016, 03:05:48 pm by bensonhedges20 »

Offline DickDiver

Nope. They say sorry but have a lovely weekend/day and a swift exit to my floor or the exit.

I always do it in premier inns or jurys inn. The amount of escorts that work in them are high imo

Often tough to distinguish between a pornstar hooker and a travelling hen-do  :lol:

DG

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Ive done it on the lifts when i have seen single girls check into a hotel. Hi are you an escort at the very last second after eyeing them up. 4-5 rejections but one said she was fully booked. Fair enough and walked away

Really? I would imagine if it was an escort she would be less than impressed by your indiscretion :scare:

bensonhedges20

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Really? I would imagine if it was an escort she would be less than impressed by your indiscretion :scare:

Ive had 20% luck. She was okay with it but was my last day in london. She couldnt fit me in as i had to catch the plane later. She was cool with it, english and fit. Never took her aw handle but she was okay with it.

Some people are okay with what they do, some arent. Would i have met her yes. Would have been different but fun as we both had booked into the same hotel.

Ive chanced it after and while most say no. Some have paused and said no. Some say nope but good luck.

Being horny isnt a crime

Offline Courtney

Ive done it on the lifts when i have seen single girls check into a hotel. Hi are you an escort at the very last second after eyeing them up.

 :timeout:
...eh...eww.....reads a bit creepy that does.
.....very strange etiquette.  :dash:

Offline seeker

Ive done it on the lifts when i have seen single girls check into a hotel. Hi are you an escort at the very last second after eyeing them up. 4-5 rejections but one said she was fully booked. Fair enough and walked away

You must be a right brass fag breath  :D
What if she says yes I am an escorts ....
Then you'd need to discuss rates and services. ...
And hope you want to pay her rate and she does what you like  :unknown:
Very unorthodox ...

Offline Poopster

Asks random women if they're prostitutes but doesn't know what a spitroast is.  He's an enigma wrapped up in a puzzle is our B&H!

moosehead69

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Walking through George square before Xmas with family walked past girl I had seen couple of times .., wee discreet smile lol

Offline tazman1002001

I was in Lidl in Possil a few night ago and these 2 gorgeous black English girls were in buying wine one was dressed in the shortest dress ever with massive boobs that were spilling out of it and I'd say she was about 6ft tall in heels and the other was in tight and I mean tight black jeans and a leather jacket and she was mish smaller and more athlete like....they both looked odd together.

I'm not kidding when I say that the male staff were literally following them about, I bumped into them (yes in a stalking kind of way lol) at the checkouts and we exchanged hellO's and a mutual type of head nod..... They jumped into a waiting taxi outside and I'm 99% sure they were WGs ...I was so tempted to follow them but couldn't be arsed.

I trawled AW and some of the other escort site but couldnt see of recorgnise any profile for black girls like these ......wish I had just asked or passed them my mobile number/business card.... Oh well.

(It was really Waitrose in Newton Mearns but I didnt want the "keyboard warriors" jumping up and down before I finished my story so added this to the end  :thumbsup: )
Banned reason: White-knight abusing facility to change another punters negative review and then getting abusive after his touting and white-knighting is exposed. Previously banned for similar reasons.
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ickydicky

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Walking through George square before Xmas with family walked past girl I had seen couple of times .., wee discreet smile lol

did she have horns on her heid? Like you. :angelgirl:

DG

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Been in the Mac Make-up concession in Frasers a few times with the missus and daughter and I'm sure at least 3 or 4 of the girls working there are escorts as well.

chico1000

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I was in Lidl in Possil a few night ago and these 2 gorgeous black English girls were in buying wine one was dressed in the shortest dress ever with massive boobs that were spilling out of it and I'd say she was about 6ft tall in heels and the other was in tight and I mean tight black jeans and a leather jacket and she was mish smaller and more athlete like....they both looked odd together.

I'm not kidding when I say that the male staff were literally following them about, I bumped into them (yes in a stalking kind of way lol) at the checkouts and we exchanged hellO's and a mutual type of head nod..... They jumped into a waiting taxi outside and I'm 99% sure they were WGs ...I was so tempted to follow them but couldn't be arsed.

I trawled AW and some of the other escort site but couldnt see of recorgnise any profile for black girls like these ......wish I had just asked or passed them my mobile number/business card.... Oh well.

(It was really Waitrose in Newton Mearns but I didnt want the "keyboard warriors" jumping up and down before I finished my story so added this to the end  :thumbsup: )
Well this is a totally credible story not like the jackinory Fag Breath makes up.  Really you approach random girls in hotels and ask them if they are hookers and live to tell the tale.  Even if they were hookers they would probably still slap you.  Of course you could have approached them as Dee the hooker and had a sisterhood moment.

Offline tazman1002001

Been in the Mac Make-up concession in Frasers a few times with the missus and daughter and I'm sure at least 3 or 4 of the girls working there are escorts as well.

There everywhere ...... And taking over  :scare: ....
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Offline Courtney

Well this is a totally credible story not like the jackinory Fag Breath makes up.  Really you approach random girls in hotels and ask them if they are hookers and live to tell the tale.  Even if they were hookers they would probably still slap you.

 :lol: :wacko: :lol: .....I would love to have been a fly on the wall in that lift!  :lol: :lol:

Offline Keema

Right that's me up to Newton Mearns in the morning to toftt - is there a lift?

Offline seeker

I was in Lidl in Possil a few night ago and these 2 gorgeous black English girls were in buying wine one was dressed in the shortest dress ever with massive boobs that were spilling out of it and I'd say she was about 6ft tall in heels and the other was in tight and I mean tight black jeans and a leather jacket and she was mish smaller and more athlete like....they both looked odd together.

I'm not kidding when I say that the male staff were literally following them about, I bumped into them (yes in a stalking kind of way lol) at the checkouts and we exchanged hellO's and a mutual type of head nod..... They jumped into a waiting taxi outside and I'm 99% sure they were WGs ...I was so tempted to follow them but couldn't be arsed.

I trawled AW and some of the other escort site but couldnt see of recorgnise any profile for black girls like these ......wish I had just asked or passed them my mobile number/business card.... Oh well.

(It was really Waitrose in Newton Mearns but I didnt want the "keyboard warriors" jumping up and down before I finished my story so added this to the end  :thumbsup: )

I think this took place in possil lidl
Taz just too embarrassed to admit it  :sarcastic:
Black girls dressed like hooks in broad daylight. ..
Possil  :sarcastic:

RandyF

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I was in Lidl in Possil a few night ago and these 2 gorgeous black English girls

This the start of a more realistic reporting style Taz? "Met this tarted up 5th rate Geordie hoor with tits down to her arse at the 30bob Ibis the other night...."

Being an ex G77 native, I can confirm that you've more chance of seeing a pair of pished up sistas at a Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizards birthday party than you have on the Ayr Road.

Keep it real, bruv  :drinks:

bensonhedges20

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You must be a right brass fag breath  :D
What if she says yes I am an escorts ....
Then you'd need to discuss rates and services. ...
And hope you want to pay her rate and she does what you like  :unknown:
Very unorthodox ...

Not fussed by rates. If its reasonable i would go for it.

Once the looks are out the way and the personality would be known.

As for services, as long as dfk was on the menu, im good

RandyF

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Been in the Mac Make-up concession in Frasers a few times with the missus and daughter and I'm sure at least 3 or 4 of the girls working there are escorts as well.

Oh no they aren't DG  :)  Maybe this'll be like a eureka moment for you mate - few years down the line, when I'm long gone living the happy life, your 15k poorer, the fluffy-visions long since faded, it'll hit you "these civvy girls look fuck all like the boots I've been paying inordinate amounts of money to all these years - that cool guy was right!"  :drinks:

Offline seeker

Randy that reads like a poet by
A bitter ex wife or gilted girlfriend
Or even someone that actually hates punting ,punters and especially  wgs.  :unknown:


RandyF

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A bitter ex wife or gilted girlfriend
Or even someone that actually hates punting ,punters and especially  wgs.  :unknown:

 :scare: Oh Jesus, don't put ideas into their heads Seeker.  They've already tagged me as a bitch....the most girly, bitchy, gossipy members that is  :lol:  Perverse!

I refuse to get excited by what's on offer on AW in our area though.  I will walk past 10 civvies today 100x hotter than any of that rabble charging 70/120 quid!  Don't hate punting, in fact I've been more active past month than probably the 10 previous months combined.  Still finding joy in the punt!  :) 

Offline Courtney

Been in the Mac Make-up concession in Frasers a few times with the missus and daughter and I'm sure at least 3 or 4 of the girls working there are escorts as well.

Well...at least you didn't do a Benson and approach them directly!

"Hi ladies, do you escort?"  :lol: :lol: :lol:
« Last Edit: February 28, 2016, 12:49:10 pm by Courtney »

Offline seeker

:scare: Oh Jesus, don't put ideas into their heads Seeker.  They've already tagged me as a bitch....the most girly, bitchy, gossipy members that is  :lol:  Perverse!

I refuse to get excited by what's on offer on AW in our area though.  I will walk past 10 civvies today 100x hotter than any of that rabble charging 70/120 quid!  Don't hate punting, in fact I've been more active past month than probably the 10 previous months combined.  Still finding joy in the punt!  :)

The sad thing is Randy they hot civvies are not going to let me or possibly even you  :sarcastic:
Shag them rotten for a 70 or 80hh ...so we have to make the best of what's on offer or abstain  :(
I live in the city centre and all day long can see smoking hot honeys  parading along the street
And their clothes are screaming "look at me ....but don't touch  :(

RandyF

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The sad thing is Randy they hot civvies are not going to let me or possibly even you  :sarcastic:
Shag them rotten for a 70 or 80hh ...so we have to make the best of what's on offer or abstain  :(
I live in the city centre and all day long can see smoking hot honeys  parading along the street
And their clothes are screaming "look at me ....but don't touch  :(

The 20 year olds I ogle wouldn't come near me for 3 grand  :scare:  That's the sad truth - still don't see why I (or anyone else) should feel privileged to be paying 70/120 for the old trollops on AW.  I wonder if the princesses themselves realise just how much of there business comes from the fact  that many punters are 'having to make the best of what's on'  :)