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Author Topic: Close encounters. .....  (Read 1810 times)

So, i find myself in the lift of an upscale city centre hotel this morning. Across from me is a twenty five stone mouth breather with a very foxy wee hottie feeling him up.

I definitely had a close encounter of the scottish punter kind. Maybe it was another forum buddy. Top hottie anyway anonymous punter.  Hope there is a review to come, big fella!

Perhaps he was hung like a donkey? Hilariously funny? Filthy Stinking Rich? Or the most possible maybe he was a gentleman, as we all know these hotties love a gentleman :rose:!

Ha more than likely just got paid so blew both his load a wedge on this young filly!

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Any glimmer of recognition of the girl?  Perhaps with a detailed description we can identify the shameless harlot.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Any glimmer of recognition of the girl?  Perhaps with a detailed description we can identify the shameless harlot.

Nope didn't recognise her at all, not even a hint from my extensive knowledge of AW. Petite, 5'2 tops, pretty, maybe 31/2.

I reckon as i made eye contact with her they both saw the rapid thought processing in the thought bubble above my head "yup, hoor.....probably stretch to £130/h......definitely takes it in all holes.......will swallow"

Offline DG

I was in Prezzo at St Vincent Place last Friday with the missus and in comes this 20st greaseball with a stereotypical EE blonde on his arm. If I had to guess I would say 26 year old Polish, about size 10/12 with prominent dark roots. She spent the entire time giggling, stroking his arm and flicking her hair. I thought, either a dinner date with afters or, as it was later on, an overnight. Can't say I recognised the girl, but if I trawled through AW I'm sure I would find 5 or 6 that would be similar.
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Nope didn't recognise her at all, not even a hint from my extensive knowledge of AW. Petite, 5'2 tops, pretty, maybe 31/2.

I reckon as i made eye contact with her they both saw the rapid thought processing in the thought bubble above my head "yup, hoor.....probably stretch to £130/h......definitely takes it in all holes.......will swallow"

For right or wrong, I often find myself assessing civvies from a punter point of view.  The scale of using pints to ascertain attractiveness has been replaced by a more complex system of assumed services and price for a 30 minute punt.  It's not exactly foolproof... but fun nonetheless.

Offline bensonhedges20

I always think when on the London tube which of the single people are escorts lol

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I do it at work.. ive been close to asking a couple of the girls if they are on the game ! HR Field Day!

Offline bensonhedges20

I do it at work.. ive been close to asking a couple of the girls if they are on the game ! HR Field Day!

Ive done it on the lifts when i have seen single girls check into a hotel. Hi are you an escort at the very last second after eyeing them up. 4-5 rejections but one said she was fully booked. Fair enough and walked away
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Ive done it on the lifts when i have seen single girls check into a hotel. Hi are you an escort at the very last second after eyeing them up. 4-5 rejections but one said she was fully booked. Fair enough and walked away

Hahahahaha. Rejections being a polite term for a hard kick in the balls?!

Offline bensonhedges20

Hahahahaha. Rejections being a polite term for a hard kick in the balls?!

Nope. They say sorry but have a lovely weekend/day and a swift exit to my floor or the exit.

I always do it in premier inns or jurys inn. The amount of escorts that work in them are high imo
« Last Edit: February 27, 2016, 03:05:48 PM by bensonhedges20 »
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Nope. They say sorry but have a lovely weekend/day and a swift exit to my floor or the exit.

I always do it in premier inns or jurys inn. The amount of escorts that work in them are high imo

Often tough to distinguish between a pornstar hooker and a travelling hen-do  :lol:

Offline DG

Ive done it on the lifts when i have seen single girls check into a hotel. Hi are you an escort at the very last second after eyeing them up. 4-5 rejections but one said she was fully booked. Fair enough and walked away

Really? I would imagine if it was an escort she would be less than impressed by your indiscretion :scare:
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Offline bensonhedges20

Really? I would imagine if it was an escort she would be less than impressed by your indiscretion :scare:

Ive had 20% luck. She was okay with it but was my last day in london. She couldnt fit me in as i had to catch the plane later. She was cool with it, english and fit. Never took her aw handle but she was okay with it.

Some people are okay with what they do, some arent. Would i have met her yes. Would have been different but fun as we both had booked into the same hotel.

Ive chanced it after and while most say no. Some have paused and said no. Some say nope but good luck.

Being horny isnt a crime
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Offline Courtney

Ive done it on the lifts when i have seen single girls check into a hotel. Hi are you an escort at the very last second after eyeing them up.

 :timeout:
...eh...eww.....reads a bit creepy that does.
.....very strange etiquette.  :dash:

Offline seeker

Ive done it on the lifts when i have seen single girls check into a hotel. Hi are you an escort at the very last second after eyeing them up. 4-5 rejections but one said she was fully booked. Fair enough and walked away

You must be a right brass fag breath  :D
What if she says yes I am an escorts ....
Then you'd need to discuss rates and services. ...
And hope you want to pay her rate and she does what you like  :unknown:
Very unorthodox ...

Asks random women if they're prostitutes but doesn't know what a spitroast is.  He's an enigma wrapped up in a puzzle is our B&H!

Walking through George square before Xmas with family walked past girl I had seen couple of times .., wee discreet smile lol

I was in Lidl in Possil a few night ago and these 2 gorgeous black English girls were in buying wine one was dressed in the shortest dress ever with massive boobs that were spilling out of it and I'd say she was about 6ft tall in heels and the other was in tight and I mean tight black jeans and a leather jacket and she was mish smaller and more athlete like....they both looked odd together.

I'm not kidding when I say that the male staff were literally following them about, I bumped into them (yes in a stalking kind of way lol) at the checkouts and we exchanged hellO's and a mutual type of head nod..... They jumped into a waiting taxi outside and I'm 99% sure they were WGs ...I was so tempted to follow them but couldn't be arsed.

I trawled AW and some of the other escort site but couldnt see of recorgnise any profile for black girls like these ......wish I had just asked or passed them my mobile number/business card.... Oh well.

(It was really Waitrose in Newton Mearns but I didnt want the "keyboard warriors" jumping up and down before I finished my story so added this to the end  :thumbsup: )

Offline ickydicky

Walking through George square before Xmas with family walked past girl I had seen couple of times .., wee discreet smile lol

did she have horns on her heid? Like you. :angelgirl:
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Offline DG

Been in the Mac Make-up concession in Frasers a few times with the missus and daughter and I'm sure at least 3 or 4 of the girls working there are escorts as well.
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Offline chico1000

I was in Lidl in Possil a few night ago and these 2 gorgeous black English girls were in buying wine one was dressed in the shortest dress ever with massive boobs that were spilling out of it and I'd say she was about 6ft tall in heels and the other was in tight and I mean tight black jeans and a leather jacket and she was mish smaller and more athlete like....they both looked odd together.

I'm not kidding when I say that the male staff were literally following them about, I bumped into them (yes in a stalking kind of way lol) at the checkouts and we exchanged hellO's and a mutual type of head nod..... They jumped into a waiting taxi outside and I'm 99% sure they were WGs ...I was so tempted to follow them but couldn't be arsed.

I trawled AW and some of the other escort site but couldnt see of recorgnise any profile for black girls like these ......wish I had just asked or passed them my mobile number/business card.... Oh well.

(It was really Waitrose in Newton Mearns but I didnt want the "keyboard warriors" jumping up and down before I finished my story so added this to the end  :thumbsup: )
Well this is a totally credible story not like the jackinory Fag Breath makes up.  Really you approach random girls in hotels and ask them if they are hookers and live to tell the tale.  Even if they were hookers they would probably still slap you.  Of course you could have approached them as Dee the hooker and had a sisterhood moment.
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Been in the Mac Make-up concession in Frasers a few times with the missus and daughter and I'm sure at least 3 or 4 of the girls working there are escorts as well.

There everywhere ...... And taking over  :scare: ....

Offline Courtney

Well this is a totally credible story not like the jackinory Fag Breath makes up.  Really you approach random girls in hotels and ask them if they are hookers and live to tell the tale.  Even if they were hookers they would probably still slap you.

 :lol: :wacko: :lol: .....I would love to have been a fly on the wall in that lift!  :lol: :lol:

Offline Keema

Right that's me up to Newton Mearns in the morning to toftt - is there a lift?




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