Quick survey, what's the average....... Of punter

[texasjapan]

Ya'll thought I was going to say cock size? 
Nope
Very curious though to the average build of punter
Quite often you see in a post 'well im a fat fuck...'
So choose between

Skinny
Medium
Fat

[mh]

I'd say you need more than 3 options. I would be slightly overweight but not fat. 34" waist. Which sounds like a medium, but as I said, still overweight.

[Spanky_bum_time]

36' waist although depends where I buy my clothes! Recently had to buy 38' waist for comfortable fit! I am 6'1 so only carrying a few extra pounds! Currently on get a bit fitter drive, Looking to lose a stone, carrying most of the excess fat on belly, I should be 13.5 stone but currently hovering around 15! The extra has been caused by unhealthy eating (and too much booze) due to stress caused by a bereavement, also gave up a very physical hobby (not punting!) due to financial reasons, getting my feet back on ground now tho.

[texasjapan]

I'd say you need more than 3 options. I would be slightly overweight but not fat. 34" waist. Which sounds like a medium, but as I said, still overweight.

Not bad idea.

roughly depending on height

Skinny (less than 29" waist not the hip)
Medium (30" to 33" )
Little bit on the chubby side (34 " to 36)
Fuck that's fat!  ( 37" plus) 

Ideally the best indicater of build size would be body fat percentage
But I'm sure most of the honourable gentlemen on this forum are way to busy trying to earn a buck so they can get a hot 20 something to give em head. 

[texasjapan]

Ignore my last post with the digits.  I think I've got the number wrong

[texasjapan]

36' waist although depends where I buy my clothes! Recently had to buy 38' waist for comfortable fit! I am 6'1 so only carrying a few extra pounds! Currently on get a bit fitter drive, Looking to lose a stone, carrying most of the excess fat on belly, I should be 13.5 stone but currently hovering around 15! The extra has been caused by unhealthy eating (and too much booze) due to stress caused by a bereavement, also gave up a very physical hobby (not punting!) due to financial reasons, getting my feet back on ground now tho.

Certain brands of jeans fit totally differently
On one my brand im comfortable 30 most others 32

[threechilliman]

Skinny (less than 29" waist not the hip)
Medium (30" to 33" )
Little bit on the chubby side (34 " to 36)
Fuck that's fat!  ( 37" plus) 

Before I started punting I was in the last category. Now I'm in the medium category and, I have to say, feel a lot better for it.

tcm

[wasox]

I'm 6'4" so there's only so little I can weigh!  Used to be a decidedly chunky sod, have now slimmed to 95kg (if you can call that slim?!).

Obviously I'm not in good enough shape for any of the girls I see to be anywhere near a realistic aim were I to meet them or someone similar in general civvie life, but if I can get enough exercise I might be able to slim down some more! 

[Lister]

medium to bit chubby
6ft 1inch with 34 inch waist. ideally could lose half a stone or so 

[Midlane]

Not bad idea.

roughly depending on height

Skinny (less than 29" waist not the hip)
Medium (30" to 33" )
Little bit on the chubby side (34 " to 36)
Fuck that's fat!  ( 37" plus) 

Ideally the best indicater of build size would be body fat percentage
But I'm sure most of the honourable gentlemen on this forum are way to busy trying to earn a buck so they can get a hot 20 something to give em head. 

A 30" waist on someone middle-aged over 6 feet is not "medium", it's very slim. You can't do this exercise ignoring height.

Less than 29" is going to be very rare on a grown-up man.

[cueball]

Little bit on the chubby side (34 " to 36)

That'll be me but if say I err'ed on the day side of chubby, reasonably fit though, plenty of cycling keeps me active.

[texasjapan]

A 30" waist on someone middle-aged over 6 feet is not "medium", it's very slim. You can't do this exercise ignoring height.

Less than 29" is going to be very rare on a grown-up man.

Defo agree height is a big factor
I'm pretty shirt you see and was thinking along my wavelength

To be honest I'm glad you folk aent all that fat
Kept on imaging bob the taxi driver with bag a chips turning at the meets leaving the reviews (bob was 5'8"  )

[CelticWarrior2]

Height is a factor but natural build is more important. I'm 6 foot 3 inches, large build, about 100 Kg and keep fit with regular cardio, gym work and boxing training weekly. 17 inch neck, 46 inch chest with 36 inch waist and nobody ever calls me fat - well not to my face anyway. I'm not a young pup anymore and regular exercise is more important at my age.
I'm never going to have a 34 inch waist and wouldn't want one anyway.

[Midlane]

If you have a 36 inch waist made of abdominal muscle, then it's not fat. If it's made of fat, then it's fat. If you do all the training listed above then it's not natural build, it's augmented (and very healthy - kudos to you CW)

I believe the NHS guidelines for concern state 38" waist and above for men, with no regard to height.

BMI isn't perfect (it doesn't work for athletes, body-builders and Asian ethnicity) but it's a better guide for most of us than waist size out of context.

So, anyone with a BMI over 25?

[Rod trotter]

Not going to disclose tbh.

Ive noticed and i know this is a long shot of anyone finding out but be careful of what info you put on here.you can over time build up a pretty good picture of an individual from his loose comments on here and little tit bits from threads.be careful of what you disclose is all im saying.

Thats said im sexy and i know it 

[Midlane]

I'm 6'4" so there's only so little I can weigh!  Used to be a decidedly chunky sod, have now slimmed to 95kg (if you can call that slim?!).

Obviously I'm not in good enough shape for any of the girls I see to be anywhere near a realistic aim were I to meet them or someone similar in general civvie life, but if I can get enough exercise I might be able to slim down some more! 

I'm not French so that's meaningless. What is 95kg in stones?

[CelticWarrior2]

I'm not French so that's meaningless. What is 95kg in stones?

15 stone.

[wasox]

I'm not French so that's meaningless. What is 95kg in stones?

Sorry, scales I have only read metric for some reason, so I'm used to reading it that way!

Thanks for clearing it up CW!

[uutarn]

28'' waist? Check 

5'8½'' tall? Check 

Go like the clappers without breaking a sweat? Check 

10'' wanger? our survey said... 

[fredpunter]

You're all skinny Bastards as far as I'm concerned

[CelticWarrior2]

Another argument for Brexit for some. I've no problem with either standard but cock size seems to be the last bastion of the Imperial system.
When was the last time you heard someone boast of their 25 cm cock?

[chris_jp2]

 

[5th Musketeer]

36' waist although depends where I buy my clothes! Recently had to buy 38' waist for comfortable fit! I am 6'1 so only carrying a few extra pounds! Currently on get a bit fitter drive, Looking to lose a stone, carrying most of the excess fat on belly, I should be 13.5 stone but currently hovering around 15! The extra has been caused by unhealthy eating (and too much booze) due to stress caused by a bereavement, also gave up a very physical hobby (not punting!) due to financial reasons, getting my feet back on ground now tho.

Sounds like you are grossly fat - in fact many times wider than you are tall - but that's just the pedant in me 

[Midlane]

Another argument for Brexit for some. I've no problem with either standard but cock size seems to be the last bastion of the Imperial system.
When was the last time you heard someone boast of their 25 cm cock?

The last time?

That's probably the first time

[Nagilum]

I'm a waist 34, but also 6'0 tall

So medium I guess...

[Kentpunt]

oftern wondered this myself. im 5"10 with a 36 waist, bit of a belly on me. but im not fat im big boned...thats what i keep telling myself anyway

[ramrodronnie]

I'm 5ft 7ins tall, and weigh 10 st. with a 32 inch waist. I'm guessing that's about average. 

[texasjapan]

Bravo to celtic warrior your doing a good job of looking after your self, by no means are you fat
And to red trotter you should watch the program Mr robot,  if some one really wants to find out stuff its not too hard
Nonetheless I think bmi is bullshit
I'm only 5'5" 70kg so according to bmi im hoovering just around 25 but my body fat % is around 13,  which is a far more accurate reading
Any hoo thanks to all folk for answering my query

[Nagilum]

Luckily for us EE girls are accustomed to fellas having a belly.  Just look at couples walking around.

So rock on!

[Romney]

I'm probably between skinny and medium using the system in this thread.  I try to do an hour of aerobic exercise, ie eliptical/treadmill every day to keep the flab off.  I find this helps with getting civvy women, but obviously isn't really necessary for wg's, lol.  But it makes me feel better when I work out.  It's been said that the endorphins released from exercise are similar to the ones released from sex.  While I don't find that to be exactly true, I do feel better after a good, intense hour on the eliptical...

[Ali Katt]

Not bad idea.

roughly depending on height

Skinny (less than 29" waist not the hip)
Medium (30" to 33" )
Little bit on the chubby side (34 " to 36)
Fuck that's fat!  ( 37" plus) 

Ideally the best indicater of build size would be body fat percentage
But I'm sure most of the honourable gentlemen on this forum are way to busy trying to earn a buck so they can get a hot 20 something to give em head. 

It depends on your height. 34" is classed as a medium in clothes shops, no way anybody would call a 6'+ man chubby with that waist size fat. If he was 5'2" it might be another story.

[Ben4454]

Interesting question OP

What were the motivations on this type of question? Are you creating a new fashion design clothing wear for punters?

If so i'd love a t shirt that says 'you look much better on your profile'

[Nagilum]

Interesting question OP

What were the motivations on this type of question? Are you creating a new fashion design clothing wear for punters?

If so i'd love a t shirt that says 'you look much better on your profile'

simply called "The Punter"

[CelticWarrior2]

Interesting question OP

What were the motivations on this type of question? Are you creating a new fashion design clothing wear for punters?

If so i'd love a t shirt that says 'you look much better on your profile'

+1

Put me down for one of your signature "Stay calm and carry on Punting" t-shirts in a Large please. I'll be sporting it around town during nighttime manoeuvres when the weather picks up.

[fredpunter]

I'm probably between skinny and medium using the system in this thread.  I try to do an hour of aerobic exercise, ie eliptical/treadmill every day to keep the flab off.  I find this helps with getting civvy women, but obviously isn't really necessary for wg's, lol.  But it makes me feel better when I work out.  It's been said that the endorphins released from exercise are similar to the ones released from sex.  While I don't find that to be exactly true, I do feel better after a good, intense hour on the eliptical...

As the jimmy saville forerunner Oscar wilde once said .... when I feel the urge to exercise I lie down till it passes off

[mrdiamond77]

I'm a 38 Waist, but only 5 foot 6.  So medium/a little overweight.

[Escort 1]

In my experience it reflects the average male population: mainly average, a few muscly, a few overweight.
There is a very very small minority being disabled in some way, but that would be a different topic.

[CelticWarrior2]

As the jimmy saville forerunner Oscar wilde once said .... when I feel the urge to exercise I lie down till it passes off

Bit of a stretch - Wilde was a punter; albeit it of rent boys and possessed a unique literary talent. Saville was a talentless, evil, arrogant cunt. Wilde challenged the British establishment and it devoured him, Saville was the British establishment until quite recently.

[vw]

21 stone 6 ft 3 pure pile driver.

Legs like some if the girls I have seen's wast and forearms my best feature

[fredpunter]

Bit of a stretch - Wilde was a punter; albeit it of rent boys and possessed a unique literary talent. Saville was a talentless, evil, arrogant cunt. Wilde challenged the British establishment and it devoured him, Saville was the British establishment until quite recently.

I admire Wilde's work to a degree, though I think he's a bit over-rated - I think both were arrogant - can't argue with your other points. Let's not forget that some of Wilde's boys were very young, and possibly not always willing, and in at least one case apparently blackmailed

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[CelticWarrior2]

21 stone 6 ft 3 pure pile driver.

Legs like some if the girls I have seen's wast and forearms my best feature

Kudos to you big man - does that make missionary impractical or do you make sign 'em sign a waiver before the pile driving begins?

[Bangers and Gash]

I'm 6ft 6'' .... and a hundred tonnes, the undisputed king of the slums. More aliases than Klaus Barbie, the master butcher of Leigh On Sea..

[Gordon Bennett]

5'11" 12.5 stone. 32" waist. I've been that for years. Used to be pretty ripped/muscley but it's all gone a bit soft/South past few years. I have to eat sensibly and exercise quite a bit just to maintain what I've got now.

[vw]

Kudos to you big man - does that make missionary impractical or do you make sign 'em sign a waiver before the pile driving begins?

No waiver, never had no from any position really, doggy requires good use of pillows to pick up a head of steam.

Makes it interesting but i carry size well anyway

[Gordon Bennett]

I'm 6ft 6'' .... and a hundred tonnes, the undisputed king of the slums. More aliases than Klaus Barbie, the master butcher of Leigh On Sea..

You've just outed yourself Nicholas Van Wotshisface!

[CelticWarrior2]

You've just outed yourself Nicholas Van Wotshisface!

... Hoogstraten - not short of choices for grotty outcall locations in the Brighton and Hove area.

[RedKettle]

fat bastard

[Jamboney]

5'8, 13 stone, 36 inch waist. Bit of a gym bunny and play a lot of football.

[Nagilum]

No waiver, never had no from any position really, doggy requires good use of pillows to pick up a head of steam.

Makes it interesting but i carry size well anyway

Yep at my heaviest I was about 19 stone and 6'0 my weight was distributed evenly, so I know what you mean by carrying it well.

[Nagilum]

5'8, 13 stone, 36 inch waist. Bit of a gym bunny and play a lot of football.

This word you use, Gym?