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Author Topic: Bitch in heat, cold as cod or fluffie fantasy?  (Read 806 times)

Offline Marmalade

There are an amazing amount of guys who seem to write reviews saying things like "we just somehow clicked" or "there was chemistry between us."

I don't think women open the door to some fat old geezer and suddenly feel their chemistry flowing. That's bollocks. Quite often I've had the "chemistry effect" on one day and the "fuck all" effect on another day from the same piece of prossie gash. The answer is simple. One day she's in a good mood, the batteries on her vibrator ran out and her pimp hasn't been round to shag her. She shuts her eyes, looks the other way, and imagines Brad Pitt or her Alsation or whatever does it for her. The following week she's on PMT or just fallen out with her drug dealer or something and is in no mood to be shagged by anyone. In other words, the punter means fuck all and, as long as he is reasonably polite, pays and doesn't pull her hair out, spunk in her eye or squash her completely with his layers of flab and gut-rot breath, he'll do.

Luck of the draw. Unless she's a total scumbag, the rest is in the punter's head.


Offline Roth

There are an amazing amount of guys who seem to write reviews saying things like "we just somehow clicked" or "there was chemistry between us."

I don't think women open the door to some fat old geezer and suddenly feel their chemistry flowing. That's bollocks. Quite often I've had the "chemistry effect" on one day and the "fuck all" effect on another day from the same piece of prossie gash. The answer is simple. One day she's in a good mood, the batteries on her vibrator ran out and her pimp hasn't been round to shag her. She shuts her eyes, looks the other way, and imagines Brad Pitt or her Alsation or whatever does it for her. The following week she's on PMT or just fallen out with her drug dealer or something and is in no mood to be shagged by anyone. In other words, the punter means fuck all and, as long as he is reasonably polite, pays and doesn't pull her hair out, spunk in her eye or squash her completely with his layers of flab and gut-rot breath, he'll do.

Luck of the draw. Unless she's a total scumbag, the rest is in the punter's head.

The chemistry effect and clicking are the first steps to becoming a luvved-up cunt-struck fluffy twat :dash:  There's plenty around and a fair few banned from here.  :hi:

Offline seward

Marmalade I think a lot of punters do actually believe they click, when in fact its self delusion can anybody really think you can have an instant attraction to a stranger. Life doesn't work that way real relationships take awhile to get to that stage . there is only one instant click with a WG and that's cash! Some must be brilliant actresses to give this impression, or is it just punters being naive and self deludeing eating it to be true ,Am I just being synical thinking like that?  :wacko:

Offline Rod trotter

Noooooo your wrong, ive read many times they love shagging some of , they DO click with punters !!! You see ive read it on the likes of UKE so it must be true man.  :lol:

They dont give 2 shits man, if you click or think you havr try asking for a freebie and see how she changes

Im with the OP 1000% its a business fuck and some are great at making you feel great(which is all i like) but the long winded fluffy reviews get on my tits these days.
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Offline Gonzo Vegetable

There are an amazing amount of guys who seem to write reviews saying things like "we just somehow clicked" or "there was chemistry between us."

I don't think women open the door to some fat old geezer and suddenly feel their chemistry flowing. That's bollocks. Quite often I've had the "chemistry effect" on one day and the "fuck all" effect on another day from the same piece of prossie gash. The answer is simple. One day she's in a good mood, the batteries on her vibrator ran out and her pimp hasn't been round to shag her. She shuts her eyes, looks the other way, and imagines Brad Pitt or her Alsation or whatever does it for her. The following week she's on PMT or just fallen out with her drug dealer or something and is in no mood to be shagged by anyone. In other words, the punter means fuck all and, as long as he is reasonably polite, pays and doesn't pull her hair out, spunk in her eye or squash her completely with his layers of flab and gut-rot breath, he'll do.

Luck of the draw. Unless she's a total scumbag, the rest is in the punter's head.

Hmmm. Fantasy is clearly not just in the punter's head then, is it? If the prossie has a fantasy of her own and is merely using the fat old punter as a lump of meat, a tool for her  gratification, who cares? Whatever works, works.
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Offline Roth

Hmmm. Fantasy is clearly not just in the punter's head then, is it? If the prossie has a fantasy of her own and is merely using the fat old punter as a lump of meat, a tool for her  gratification, who cares? Whatever works, works.

Financial gratification:manhater: :manhater:

Offline Gonzo Vegetable

Financial gratification:manhater: :manhater:

The most important part of a job to anyone! No-one works for free.
But it's getting a bit like a well known pink coloured escort forum when punters start suggesting oh it's all in their heads, they don't know the real me.  ;)
« Last Edit: February 26, 2016, 08:02:40 AM by Gonzo Vegetable »
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Offline cat1144

There are an amazing amount of guys who seem to write reviews saying things like "we just somehow clicked" or "there was chemistry between us."

I don't think women open the door to some fat old geezer and suddenly feel their chemistry flowing. That's bollocks. Quite often I've had the "chemistry effect" on one day and the "fuck all" effect on another day from the same piece of prossie gash. The answer is simple. One day she's in a good mood, the batteries on her vibrator ran out and her pimp hasn't been round to shag her. She shuts her eyes, looks the other way, and imagines Brad Pitt or her Alsation or whatever does it for her. The following week she's on PMT or just fallen out with her drug dealer or something and is in no mood to be shagged by anyone. In other words, the punter means fuck all and, as long as he is reasonably polite, pays and doesn't pull her hair out, spunk in her eye or squash her completely with his layers of flab and gut-rot breath, he'll do.

Luck of the draw. Unless she's a total scumbag, the rest is in the punter's head.


 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats funny stuff !

 :hi:

Offline shagbambi

She shuts her eyes, looks the other way, and imagines Brad Pitt or her Alsation

Too much Xavier Hollander for you there Marmalade!

Great Post.

There are an amazing amount of guys who seem to write reviews saying things like "we just somehow clicked" or "there was chemistry between us."

I don't think women open the door to some fat old geezer and suddenly feel their chemistry flowing. That's bollocks. Quite often I've had the "chemistry effect" on one day and the "fuck all" effect on another day from the same piece of prossie gash. The answer is simple. One day she's in a good mood, the batteries on her vibrator ran out and her pimp hasn't been round to shag her. She shuts her eyes, looks the other way, and imagines Brad Pitt or her Alsation or whatever does it for her. The following week she's on PMT or just fallen out with her drug dealer or something and is in no mood to be shagged by anyone. In other words, the punter means fuck all and, as long as he is reasonably polite, pays and doesn't pull her hair out, spunk in her eye or squash her completely with his layers of flab and gut-rot breath, he'll do.

Luck of the draw. Unless she's a total scumbag, the rest is in the punter's head.

To right :thumbsup:

It’s largely down to the WG’s mood at that moment & how good of an actress she is
And the illusion/fantasy happening in the punters head , a figment of their imagination

WG's do not give a shit about & certainly are not emotionally or sexual attracted towards the punter 99.99999% of the time,

On fucking rare occasions the WG might have some sexual attraction towards a punter, especially if they are handsome/fit, her type etc.; this is also dependant on the WG’s mood

As for being Emotionally attracted towards a punter well that’s rarer than rocking horse shit, not to say it has never happened ever, but for a punter to think a WG has fell head over heels for them in a booking is a deluded fucking idiot, to say the least,

 Even if you become ONE her regulars you are not the only one, yes she may become friendlier towards you simply because she sees your silly face so often, but business is business period.
 
Pro$$i£’s are only interested in one thing, yes you guessed it money


Offline RedKettle

I think there are times when as a punter you feel as if you and the girl have "clicked" - but that will be because she is a really good whore and knows that if she acts well and makes you think that you will be back with more cash.  It is NEVER genuine.  Remember that or suffer the consequences.

Offline Sonny Crockett

Too true. WGs are professional liars!!!
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I’m not sure that when a punter says he “clicks” or has “chemistry” with a WG, all he really is saying (without realizing it) is that the WG was attractive enough to him for him to feel good about how it went, and that she was a good enough actress to accomplish this.  Alternatively, she could be a WG who has another job but escorts on the side because she enjoys sex and likes the fact that she can be paid for it – I have met 2 WGs in that category, and I didn’t mind parting with my cash, because it was a more enjoyable encounter than a straight fuck - and I knew it wasn’t a date.  Obviously, there are nymphomaniacs out there who are in a totally different category. :P :)

Offline Midlane

This is almost entirely true. However, just because someone has punted 2000 times and never experienced it, doesn't mean it's impossible. Rare yes. Very rare, yes. Mostly misinterpreted, yes

Offline Gonzo Vegetable

It's nothing like a scientific poll, but on the "What brought you into this..." thread on a well known escorting site with a pink colour scheme and a no-nonsense moderator, the latest two posts:
Someone saying who doesn't want to get paid for doing something they enjoy.
Then  someone else saying she gets off on the very fact of being paid for it!
If it was posted here or UKE yes it would probably be BS to get bookings, but both the posters are anonymous. There's no way for  punters reading that particular forum to know who they are and make booking requests.( :cry: )
« Last Edit: February 26, 2016, 09:42:37 PM by Gonzo Vegetable »
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