Author Topic: Whats The First Thing You Think About After Climax With A WG? (Read 2775 times)

MJ.spritzen · « **on:** February 25, 2016, 03:00:15 pm »

Apart from "maybe i should've just bought a copy of Razzle"...

After i read the novel 1984 a few years ago, this verse pops into my mind.

"He would ravish her and cut her throat at the moment of climax. Better than before, moreover, he realized why it was that he hated her. He hated her because she was young and pretty, because he wanted to go to bed with her and would never do so, because round her sweet supple waist, which seemed to ask you to encircle it with your arm, there was only the odious scarlet sash, aggressive symbol of chastity."

PLEASE NOTE: I'm not saying i want to do this. It's just a scene that i cant "unsee" since reading it.

I wish it didnt but it does. Forever burned into my mind like some hypnotic trigger, as soon as i finish i think of that scene.

OakTree · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2016, 03:18:35 pm »

Yeah good job to edit and put in that little disclaimer, otherwise we'd of all thought you're a fucking phsyco.

In answer to your question, food.

mikexxlong · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2016, 04:50:22 pm »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on February 25, 2016, 03:00:15 pm

Apart from "maybe i should've just bought a copy of Razzle"...

After i read the novel 1984 a few years ago, this verse pops into my mind.

"He would ravish her and cut her throat at the moment of climax. Better than before, moreover, he realized why it was that he hated her. He hated her because she was young and pretty, because he wanted to go to bed with her and would never do so, because round her sweet supple waist, which seemed to ask you to encircle it with your arm, there was only the odious scarlet sash, aggressive symbol of chastity."

PLEASE NOTE: I'm not saying i want to do this. It's just a scene that i cant "unsee" since reading it.

I wish it didnt but it does. Forever burned into my mind like some hypnotic trigger, as soon as i finish i think of that scene.

Best thing to do is seek professional help
Before you get sectioned or end up on the front page of the news of the world

bobbymotors · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2016, 05:01:58 pm »

The first thing I think of is 'I hope some cunt hasn't keyed my car while I've been here, best get out asap and check'

Or similar

Mainly focused on getting the fuck out of there as soon as possible!

freeze44 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2016, 05:09:47 pm »

If it's been a good one then yes food! Always looks for a macdonalds close by on the way in. If a bad un then think about the waste of time and money.

cueball · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2016, 05:24:32 pm »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on February 25, 2016, 03:00:15 pm

"He would ravish her and cut her throat at the moment of climax. Better than before, moreover, he realized why it was that he hated her. He hated her because she was young and pretty, because he wanted to go to bed with her and would never do so, because round her sweet supple waist, which seemed to ask you to encircle it with your arm, there was only the odious scarlet sash, aggressive symbol of chastity."

Not that ^^ that's for sure.

First thing for me is... what time is it, the older I get, the longer I take to pop, great vfm

Midlane · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2016, 05:26:16 pm »

Meat.

Steaks, burgers, sausages, but most of all bacon.

cueball · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2016, 06:07:01 pm »

Quote from: Midlane on February 25, 2016, 05:26:16 pm

bacon.

Hmmmm, bacon, me favourite, any prossie that offers to make me a bacon butty after podging is guaranteed a green one on here, yet to happen though

Midlane · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2016, 06:28:24 pm »

What's the email for adultwork?

We should ask them to add to the list of likes and dislikes:

Bacon
Bacon (at discretion)

KentAde · « **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2016, 06:51:02 pm »

Getting back to work!

cueball · « **Reply #10 on:** February 25, 2016, 07:00:28 pm »

Quote from: Midlane on February 25, 2016, 06:28:24 pm

What's the email for adultwork?

We should ask them to add to the list of likes and dislikes:

Bacon
Bacon (at discretion)

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #11 on:** February 25, 2016, 07:16:34 pm »

I wish I could turn over and go to sleep.

I actually did and in a recent review (Galaxy, Manchester) of a parlour punt I explained that I paid a little extra to the parlour and had a half hour kip! I think it is my age, I am shattered after a punt and need a rest. Sometimes I have a nap in the car but not in winter.

Then I wake up and think of the next one.

slow and low · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2016, 07:47:08 pm »

The 42inch widescreen I could have bought

Razor Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2016, 07:48:11 pm »

Quality HP ! I like your style Sir

willmo1 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2016, 08:02:14 pm »

Why didnt I hold on to it longer instead of shooting too quickly again.

Yeboahsleftfoot · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2016, 08:07:18 pm »

The next pop....

MJ.spritzen · « **Reply #16 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:04:14 pm »

Quote

I wish I could turn over and go to sleep.

I actually did and in a recent review (Galaxy, Manchester) of a parlour punt I explained that I paid a little extra to the parlour and had a half hour kip! I think it is my age, I am shattered after a punt and need a rest. Sometimes I have a nap in the car but not in winter.

Then I wake up and think of the next one.

I've never heard of such a thing. As funny as that is id be scared they'd be rifling through my pockets while im having 40 winks.

Marmalade · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:14:22 pm »

Check the watch pointedly in case she thinks she's finished work and point out what she can do next.

Marmalade · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:21:08 pm »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on February 25, 2016, 03:00:15 pm

PLEASE NOTE: I'm not saying i want to do this. It's just a scene that i cant "unsee" since reading it.

I wish it didnt but it does. Forever burned into my mind like some hypnotic trigger, as soon as i finish i think of that scene.

Your thread starter might perhaps be more appropriate sent to your shrink than posted on a punters' forum. Suggest you stick to Razzle or maybe Pride and Prejudice for a while.

magic tongue · « **Reply #19 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:35:27 pm »

Climax with a wg ?, not sure that I do, might fun though.

magic tongue · « **Reply #20 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:36:23 pm »

Damon spell checker meant cum not fun.

magic tongue · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:37:58 pm »

Damn, damn !!!

threechilliman · « **Reply #22 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:51:16 pm »

After I've cum? I usually burst out laughing.

tcm

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #23 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:59:26 pm »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on February 25, 2016, 09:04:14 pm

I've never heard of such a thing. As funny as that is id be scared they'd be rifling through my pockets while im having 40 winks.

I got dressed (not shoes) before I had my nap, I was in sweater and cords so it was OK. I always have eye-shades wth me for an impromptu snnoze.

oring123 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 25, 2016, 10:32:57 pm »

Thats a 100 quid gone !

uutarn · « **Reply #25 on:** February 25, 2016, 10:36:00 pm »

Who shall i see next...

Dime · « **Reply #26 on:** February 25, 2016, 11:05:39 pm »

Usually cummiing during punts goes along the lines of me shouting "aww fuck I'm gonna cum! Awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! Then the first thing usually do is thank the girl,and start a conversation still lying in missionary position with my cock inside her.

Jumping Jack Flash · « **Reply #27 on:** February 25, 2016, 11:13:34 pm »

Getting dressed & then getting the hell out of there

eyeseebee · « **Reply #28 on:** February 25, 2016, 11:49:34 pm »

'Hope it tasted nice luv'. Actually I don't give a toss.

Roth · « **Reply #29 on:** February 25, 2016, 11:56:40 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 25, 2016, 09:59:26 pm

I got dressed (not shoes) before I had my nap, I was in sweater and cords so it was OK. I always have eye-shades wth me for an impromptu snnoze.

Nice one!

I usually think of Guiness.

Embassy1976 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 26, 2016, 03:07:32 am »

Have I got time for another pop

ramrodronnie · « **Reply #31 on:** February 26, 2016, 04:38:33 am »

Well, if it was a really good punt? I think fuck yeah! I want some more of that.

The_Scarecrow · « **Reply #32 on:** February 27, 2016, 11:06:08 pm »

It's normally along the lines of...
She'd better not think I was joking about the snowballing.

Nagilum · « **Reply #33 on:** February 27, 2016, 11:09:21 pm »

My thought process is

Recover - go again!

Sonny Crockett · « **Reply #34 on:** March 02, 2016, 10:30:44 pm »

The bathroom!!

hullad · « **Reply #35 on:** March 02, 2016, 10:37:41 pm »

I always ......
Always suss out a pub handy

So my first thoughts are ....beer time

vw · « **Reply #36 on:** March 03, 2016, 04:52:32 am »

Quote from: Nagilum on February 27, 2016, 11:09:21 pm

My thought process is

Recover - go again!

Yeah that's the one, glass of water, reload.

Diehard · « **Reply #37 on:** March 03, 2016, 10:27:17 am »

Quote from: MJ.spritzen on February 25, 2016, 03:00:15 pm

Apart from "maybe i should've just bought a copy of Razzle"...

After i read the novel 1984 a few years ago, this verse pops into my mind.

"He would ravish her and cut her throat at the moment of climax. Better than before, moreover, he realized why it was that he hated her. He hated her because she was young and pretty, because he wanted to go to bed with her and would never do so, because round her sweet supple waist, which seemed to ask you to encircle it with your arm, there was only the odious scarlet sash, aggressive symbol of chastity."

PLEASE NOTE: I'm not saying i want to do this. It's just a scene that i cant "unsee" since reading it.

I wish it didnt but it does. Forever burned into my mind like some hypnotic trigger, as soon as i finish i think of that scene.

Stopping my stop watch so I can accurately calculate if I've been given value for money or whether I tell her we are going again until allotted time expires.

Freundlich · « **Reply #38 on:** March 03, 2016, 03:12:30 pm »

Is my wallet precisely where I left it

No point hiding it my boxers seeing as what was in there just came out of her gob !

Marmalade · « **Reply #39 on:** March 03, 2016, 08:06:27 pm »

Just on a sensible note -- at least will be appreciated by more adventurous punters -- just after climax is the second moment when the punter is most vulnerable (first is just before handing over cash). If you've just fucked a bit of rough, now's the moment for a quick mental check: whereabouts of any wallet, valuables or other potential concerns.

Part of enjoying fucking is switching from high mental activity to high sensual activity. The prossie only has one braincell to play with so stays on the job (and if she's a skank, her job starts and ends with extracting cash).

Davede · « **Reply #40 on:** March 03, 2016, 10:22:34 pm »

That's when I start to wonder if she is going to be pissed of If I fart right next to her head!!!

Nagilum · « **Reply #41 on:** March 03, 2016, 10:50:34 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on March 03, 2016, 04:52:32 am

Yeah that's the one, glass of water, reload.

DG · « **Reply #42 on:** March 03, 2016, 11:44:45 pm »

Normally it's "that was awesome, I need a rest now", but lately there's been a couple of occasions when I'm thinking "I hope I can manage round two without too much effort?"

hantshagger · « **Reply #43 on:** March 04, 2016, 01:33:54 am »

Re: Whats The First Thing You Think About After Climax With A WG? ...

Quote from: uutarn on February 25, 2016, 10:36:00 pm

Who shall i see next...

For me ..... its who is my wife seeing now?

texasjapan · « **Reply #44 on:** March 04, 2016, 12:52:11 pm »

Quote from: ramrodronnie on February 26, 2016, 04:38:33 am

Well, if it was a really good punt? I think fuck yeah! I want some more of that.

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