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External Link/Members OnlyOk. Before everyone tells me my mistakes, I already know them.
Let down by a regular WG I still had the horn and a quick scan of AW brought up this little beauty. I knew it would be a gamble, no feedback, no reviews and unprotected sex listed (not that I had any intention of that).
Called, quick answer, sent postcode. She confirmed kissing was included.
Pulled up on Stanley Rd Bootle by some new flats, thought ok. Looks a decent place.
Text I was there. Got the number for the flats. It was the other side of the road, a dirty set of shops with flats above. Locked my car and wondered if I would ever see it again.
I should have walked at this point. I should have ran, but I was thinking of her pictures and ready to gamble for £50.
She opened the door, which had a broken window - it was a bait and switch. Nothing like the photos. Now I should have ran. I've punted maybe 15 girls and while that's not experienced as some, I like to think I know what I'm doing. Yet I have never walked. I will from now on.
I was shown up the stairs with no carpet into a dindgy room and had a proper look at this girl. Must have been size 18-20. Not pretty. Told me to get on the bed naked. She asked if I minded turning the lights off as people may see in through the poor blinds.
On with a condom, I said that's not going to work its soft, but she said watch and see, you'll like this. So I got OW on a floppy knob that was never going to stand to attention. After 5 minutes she asked if I liked it. I pointed out that it was still soft. She carried on. I lay there in the dark wondering what the fuck I was doing. There was no kissing and I am so glad. And I'm glad the lights were off. I called it a day and said forget it.
She was a chatty girl but defo not the looks for me and a shit service. Going to drink a bottle of Brandy and try and forget this forever.
Keep away boys and remember to walk.
Elmo.
And the car was still there. bonus!
