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Offline j1990

Now we all know that it's a myth that all black men have big cocks , being a rugby player I seen more naked men then I care to remember, I've seem black men with minute cocks .Anyway I went on punt today I happen to be black myself and  very reasonably  blessed in that department, but I'm definitely the exception rather than rule I as a rugby player you can imagine my cock has been the butt of a lot of jokes everything from dirk niggler to third leg jokes.So you can imagine my suprise I when I lined up a punt explained I was black as you do to avoid nasty suprises, very friendly until right a the end of the call she asked how big I was obviously I responded pretty big as its the truth. Pretty weird as most girls that see black guys already know we are not all massive she said if I was too big I would  receive a limited service. I decided to go through with the booking anyway.When I got there went to hand her the money straight away she was very reluctant to take my money I asked her why she asked how big I was  I told her in inches she seemed a bit confused she then asked me to get my cock out I did obviously I was completely flaccid still ,concerned how  big I was I gestured how big I was fully erect and to my suprise she said okay when, we got down to business finally I asked why she was concerned how big I was she told me she once saw a guy with a black guy with a massive cock so big she had to give him his money back she as  couldn't even  contemplate penetration and gestured to well to over a foot and coke wide , and complained that he didn't tell her. I explained that he probably didn't want to be labelled a timewaster,I don't think she was exaggerating either as she had no problem with my cock in the end,even though  I couldn't g9et  to my fully hard state of 8.5 inches with good girth i.e normal sized condoms don't  fit  but still couldn't have been far short of 8 when I penetrated her . Can't believe she though I might be that as  big that bloke was probably in the top 1 percentile in the world .Good punt in the  end despite the weird start  and semi hard cock.

Sorry for any typos of  spelling mistakes posted with my shitty HTC yet again

Offline NIK

I have never seen a black cock in the flesh - haven't seen many white ones come to that - but I would think like other urban myths, such as life begins at forty or bald men are sexier, it simply isn't true.

Of course any other black members may want to suggest otherwise.  :D

Offline AnthG

Am totally lost as to what your point is?

Is it to make sure to tell the girl your size during booking or what exactly?

Offline CoolTiger

NIK, Quick, you need to get yourself to LMP Parties!!!

Offline Matium

The trouble with having a big penis is that the bigger you are, the less women want anything to do with you because of their fear of the damage you could do to their insides. This is one area where women truly prefer average and small sized men.

http://www.hookingupsmart.com/2009/07/17/hookinguprealities/what-women-really-think-about-penis-size/

Men with monster cocks, 9" or above, can do a tremendous amount of damage to a woman's insides.

Monster cocks are a staple of porn but in real life women prefer average or small sized men.

Basically, the bigger your penis size, the lonelier you will be.

Offline ncarter

I always thought in porn, they went for shorter guys anyway to make it look as if they were more well-endowed.

I suppose at the end of the day it's not what you have but how you use it :scare:

If bald men are sexier, I'd better get down to the barbers then :crazy:

Offline mofukker

Basically, the bigger your penis size, the lonelier you will be.

ladies love a big cock, trust me if they had to choose between small and large, large would always win, but no point in us lot discussing it were not homo, so lets see what the girls think

Offline j1990

Am totally lost as to what your point is?

Is it to make sure to tell the girl your size during booking or what exactly?
Well to talk about stereotypes and to share my experiencenes

Offline NIK

I used to work with a woman who used to say it was the girth not the length that mattered as it had to touch the sides. Mind you as she was a fat slapper,who rumour had it, once worked as a prossy, she probably had a fanny as slack as an old welly top.  :scare:

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Offline mofukker

I have never seen a black cock in the flesh - haven't seen many white ones come to that -
im not black , but dont you watch porn? blacks are well known for having monster cocks, anyone who says theyd rather have a small dick is like a fat girl saying shes fat and proud

Offline Ali Katt

Can't say I play sports or go swimming so, have no comparisons of black guys to base it on. I've never done the party thing ... yet either.

I've had a problem on a few occasions and it's mainly girls sticking their knees in the way. If a WG advertises she won't see men who are too big because  she has "a tight virgin ass" or "small teen pussy" - I don't bother, because I think some WGs are looking for an excuse to refuse services or be offended because they dislike fucking for money. I would rather see someone who enjoys sex.

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I always thought in porn, they went for shorter guys anyway to make it look as if they were more well-endowed.
I think Ron Jeremy is the only really short guy I can think of, most are around 6', I think.

Offline NIK

im not black , but dont you watch porn? blacks are well known for having monster cocks, anyone who says theyd rather have a small dick is like a fat girl saying shes fat and proud

I said IN THE FLESH. Although I try to avoid porn involving black men. Or any men come to that!  :D

Offline James999

Now we all know that it's a myth that all black men have big cocks , being a rugby player I seen more naked men then I care to remember, I've seem black men with minute cocks .Anyway I went on punt today I happen to be black myself and  very reasonably  blessed in that department, but I'm definitely the exception rather than rule I as a rugby player you can imagine my cock has been the butt of a lot of jokes everything from dirk niggler to third leg jokes.So you can imagine my suprise I when I lined up a punt explained I was black as you do to avoid nasty suprises, very friendly until right a the end of the call she asked how big I was obviously I responded pretty big as its the truth. Pretty weird as most girls that see black guys already know we are not all massive she said if I was too big I would  receive a limited service. I decided to go through with the booking anyway.When I got there went to hand her the money straight away she was very reluctant to take my money I asked her why she asked how big I was  I told her in inches she seemed a bit confused she then asked me to get my cock out I did obviously I was completely flaccid still ,concerned how  big I was I gestured how big I was fully erect and to my suprise she said okay when, we got down to business finally I asked why she was concerned how big I was she told me she once saw a guy with a black guy with a massive cock so big she had to give him his money back she as  couldn't even  contemplate penetration and gestured to well to over a foot and coke wide , and complained that he didn't tell her. I explained that he probably didn't want to be labelled a timewaster,I don't think she was exaggerating either as she had no problem with my cock in the end,even though  I couldn't g9et  to my fully hard state of 8.5 inches with good girth i.e normal sized condoms don't  fit  but still couldn't have been far short of 8 when I penetrated her . Can't believe she though I might be that as  big that bloke was probably in the top 1 percentile in the world .Good punt in the  end despite the weird start  and semi hard cock.

Sorry for any typos of  spelling mistakes posted with my shitty HTC yet again

Are you GAY ?  :hi:

Offline mofukker


I said IN THE FLESH. Although I try to avoid porn involving black men. Or any men come to that!  :D
obviously not  in the flesh , i can just imagine some UKP members following black guys with a ruler " can i measure your cock?!"

I'm black and my dick is about 6 inches when erect. The average penis size in the UK is 5.5-6.3, so that's good enough for me (no cognitive dissonance). Women never had a problem with it, in or outside of punting.

So you can imagine my suprise I when I lined up a punt explained I was black as you do to avoid nasty suprises

The 7 months i've been punting I never had to do this. Haven't had a problem so far. Just be secure about yourself. As long as you don't come through the door acting like Wesley Pipes, you'll be cool.

Offline k

How about a pole poll?

Most surveys are talking bollocks (measuring to the bottom of the scrotum probably). 

Who's going to get an erection in a clinical environment in order to be measured?  The most accurate measurement I've heard discussed consists of a device you fit over your penis when you go to bed (to sleep), as I'm sure that most men get their proudest erections (in both senses of the word) when they are asleep. 

Is this medic exaggerating?:-

Offline James999

Some sterotypes are true, others not so much,

Black Men can Run  Faster
Balack Men do not make good swimmers
Black Men don't do so well in School / education
Black men make better boxers

There will always be exceptions but the above tends to run true, I don't recall the exact stat but during the Olympics they were discussing if Black guys are faster runners and they stated there were something like 350 people on the planet able to do 100m in less than 10 seconds and only one was white  :hi:

Offline ncarter

How about a pole poll?


All we need are some Poles to ask about their poles? ;)

Offline Matium

Porn is fantasy, real life is about accepting averages.

 ;)

Offline Joe Blob

All we need are some Poles to ask about their poles? ;)

We'd need someone to czech them

Offline Kitty

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Small, large, whatever.... unless it's nice and hard you're not going to have the best of times...

But srsly. The biggest cocks I've seen had belonged to old white dudes. And I've seen my fair share of cocks :D
« Last Edit: October 12, 2012, 10:29:44 PM by Kitty »

Offline ncarter

Small, large, whatever.... unless it's nice and hard you're not going to have the bet of times...

But srsly. The biggest cocks I've seen had belonged to old white dudes. And I've seen my fair share of cocks :D

Wasn't Bernard Mathews was it? :lol:

Offline Ali Katt

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Black men make better boxers
I think this stereotype came about because boxing classes were popular in poor "ghetto" neighbourhoods in America, were a large part of the population is black; same probably applies to the UK.


Offline iName

If bald men are sexier, I'd better get down to the barbers then :crazy:

You'll need more than the barbers if you look anything like your avatar. What is that thing?!


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