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Author Topic: Do you wank when reading field reports?  (Read 5195 times)

Online NIK

How many of you wank when you read field reports? Does the thought of imagining your fellow punters on the job turn you on like a tap?
Did anyone wank when they were reading my book?
Does anyone have a favourite FR for wanking to?
Are fluffy reports the best or do people prefer to wank over Whore Testers reports?

Serious replies only please.  :D

Offline AnthG

No.

But to be honest it is a bit stimulating reading - and thus remembering - some of my old punts through the FR.

With regards to reading and turned on. I honestly think the best material was the stories that used to be published in the lads mags - Mayfair and the other Paul Raymond mags. They were brilliant.

I think if there was a FR reviewer who wrote like those "guys" did back in the day, the girl would make a fortune on bookings from it.


Offline James999

No, and anyone who suggested otherwise probably has little concept of actually punting  :sarcastic:

Offline Wayang

How many of you wank when you read field reports? Does the thought of imagining your fellow punters on the job turn you on like a tap?
Did anyone wank when they were reading my book?
Does anyone have a favourite FR for wanking to?
Are fluffy reports the best or do people prefer to wank over Whore Testers reports?

Serious replies only please.  :D

Nik.

 How can you expect serious replies to your questions?    The suggestions for wanking are a load of crap.  Were I likely to wank I would go to porn sites on the web or many of the erotic books/magazines available.
No FR I have read Is more than mildly erotic.
This is a laughable OP.

Did anyone wank when they were reading my book?

No. But when I read your book I thought it was wank.  :D

Offline AnthG

With regards to Field Reports. Thinking of this. Personally speaking I would rather read one where someone has a genuine sense of humour and is trying to make it humorous rather than erotic.


Online NIK

Nik.

 How can you expect serious replies to your questions?    The suggestions for wanking are a load of crap.  Were I likely to wank I would go to porn sites on the web or many of the erotic books/magazines available.
No FR I have read Is more than mildly erotic.
This is a laughable OP.

Methinks you have had irony by pass. :rolleyes:

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Offline ncarter

Not any more, you should have heard the complaints from the other people on the bus :D

Offline mh

The suggestions for wanking are a load of crap. 
...
This is a laughable OP.

Ahem, Mr W - if I recall correctly it was your own suggestion that readers wanked over FRs.



Offline iName

No I don't and I doubt anyone else does. It was a shit excuse from Wayang for his non writing of FR's on his imaginary punts.

Offline iName

I only wank over Wayangs


 :lol:  They're the best ones. You won't struggle finding one that's for sure.  :rolleyes:

Offline Oldie 68

Nik.

 How can you expect serious replies to your questions?    The suggestions for wanking are a load of crap.  Were I likely to wank I would go to porn sites on the web or many of the erotic books/magazines available.
No FR I have read Is more than mildly erotic.
This is a laughable OP.


What he said   :sarcastic:

Offline Wayang

What a complete load of immature wankers seem to have gathered here.

Offline Wayang

A quote from a punter on ISG

Wondering
I am wondering whether we are here to post and get useful information about mongering or to write and read soft to hardcore porn novels with gyno type of illustrations (useful for those who have reading difficulties)?

Does it matter to the community I picked up girl A from (as an example) Beer Garden we went to the room and fucked our brain out, she dried me, I exhausted her (with full details of course, including the Ph of her wet pussy) or maybe it is better to know, again as an example, that in said BG there can be some gems, even if the place is known to have past history ladies?

Does it matter more to newbie to know that in Bangkok Beat there is a mix of freelancers, non pro (but available for a tip to add to their regular job income) or girls off the office and out just to celebrate one's birthday party? Rather then reading how hard I came 5 times in 2 hours thanks to girl B at the cost of a beer? The first information will make him aware of the scene, and not taking for granted that any girl will spread his legs to him, the second information, maybe a poor porn novel, will only tell him that I have been lucky with one (and he might not even ever bump into her, not mentioning that even if he does he might not get such a juicy experience) and that is it. Nevertheless he might be induced to approach any girl girl and straight ask her "can I buy you a beer and we drink it in my room?" (As we have these guys lurking here.).

I think the mongering ability (if we have to say that) in here is not in how many time one can come. That is mainly a mental masturbation for the writer to remember how good time he had with a girl and, poor of real friends in life to tell and share, does it for his verbal public exhibition.

Online Cactus

What a complete load of immature wankers seem to have gathered here.

You're cute x x

Online NIK

You're cute x x

While ever someone posting regularly on a punting forum steadfastly refuses to talk about their punting they can expect to receive brickbats.

Offline James999

While ever someone posting regularly on a punting forum steadfastly refuses to talk about their punting they can expect to receive brickbats.

Perhaps he just uses punting boards for wanking material, and thus assumes others do the same  :hi:

Offline foresight

Perhaps he just uses punting boards for wanking material, and thus assumes others do the same  :hi:

Links, please, to at least one post from you on your personal punting experiences.

Online NIK

Links, please, to at least one post from you on your personal punting experiences.

Thought you were referring to me for a moment!  :scare:

Offline brooksey

I think there are better things to wank over than field reports. I will always read them if I'm interested in the girl but my main concerns are (1) is the FR genuine (2) does it describe someone I would like to see? I won't read FRs if I'm not interested in the girl, which probably sums it up. 

Has anyone ever read any of the "erotica" which some girls provide on AW ?

Offline Wayang

While ever someone posting regularly on a punting forum steadfastly refuses to talk about their punting they can expect to receive brickbats.

What brick bats?


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