Cummon Leveve, i need to hear the whole story now.
To be honest not that much comedy value.
Just a bit of a wretched, screwed up girl called Lexi in Plymouth in 2011 who arrived at my hotel room and demanded room service at my expense, then when I refused devoured a bap and banana I gave her like a famine victim.
Then started telling me stories of having her kid taken away by the social, how her druggie friends stole her laptop and best of all how on a recent punt she had to get her client to take her up to the local hospital to fish out a condom that came off. Then when we did start having sex (very early in my punting experience, she be out the door before I touched her these days) she started making the most fake sex sounds I have ever heard, at which point I'd had enough and drew proceedings to a close. A punting low point
Honestly though, without me asking for it she gave me back 1hr worth of cash. Puntings rich pageant
Thing is she had a really excellent AW profile