I do wish I could see the conversation though.
"Love, sit down, I've got something to tell you."
"Like OMG, is it my mam?"
"No love... it's..."
"Oh what is it cplover??"
"Well love, I've been shagging prossies. You're just a crap ride with no adventure so I've been seeing hoors to knock me about a bit. Oh, and I've had to take out a second mortgage to pay for it. And I haven't paid the gas and leccy for 6 months. Now I know it's all in your name, but don't worry, I have a contact down Leith docks can get you a wee job."
I'm not sure how the rest will go... I'm guessing not well.
Pfft, truth is the arsehole never had a girlfriend, projecting his own shitey social skills onto us.