Not-so-long time reader, first time poster, and potentially first-time punter at a parlour. I am in Bristol for a few days and was wondering if the mixed reviews of Central Massage mean it is a bit pot luck (I am staying not far away). Also, having never been to a parlour like it, can any of you describe the whole process? Are you shuttled into a room to pick a girl who frowns and in generally disinterested as they rub your shoulders for 20 minutes before a quick tug at the end as a 'happy' ending? Or is there a bit more to it? What level of contact could I really expect, and what extras if any are typically expected or required? Complete amateur at this.
Having been to a few girls off AW (and the next time I will write a review here) at least you get a chance to talk in some way beforehand but I have no idea how it works in these massage parlours.
I do, however, assume I should probably leave my valuables at home and just carry the cash I intend on spending, or is that too paranoid in this day and age?