Miss Cookie Jane - West End - decent enough, paid a premium for Z list status

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

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Paid: £250

Duration: 1 hour incall


Comms:
Initial contact by phone, text on the day to confirm. Pretty straightforward.

Location:
Standard incall apartment fare near to Goodge St tube, buzzer entry.

Appearance:
Her AW photos are accurate, not a perfect body but good enough, slightly too much botox, lips built for BJs

The Meet:
Had seen Cookie Jane on the call girls documentary last year, and decided to wait until her rates reached more realistic levels after her £500 an hour hike to cash in on her fleeting moment of fame. They had seemed to plateau at £250 an hour due to market forces, so booked to see her for an hour after a client meeting. I was prepared for it to be average, but for a one off, at least I’d be able to say “stuck my knob in that” if I saw her on “Celebrity” Big Brother 37

After I took a shower and she poured me a glass of wine, she started talking about her favourite subject for a bit - herself - and asked about likes and dislikes. OWO was £50 extra so I didn’t bother with that. I could have paid another £50 for photos if I’d wanted but not something for a 1 hour meeting. She did seem to put more effort in than other girls to make sure I wasn’t nervous, this wasn’t a problem for me, but I imagine she gets a lot of first timers on the back of her 15 minutes of fame. Maybe she thought I'd be awestruck in the presence of celebrity.

The punt itself was pretty standard really. Started off with some skillful covered oral, then the usual doggy. A few fake oohs and aahs. Finished off in missionary for round 1. I wanted to her to ride me for round 2 and she obliged after a quick HJ. Some exaggerated porn star faces and moans but she knew what she was doing and soon had me off again.

Overall:
There’s plenty of girls in London who will do the same job for £50 or more less. But for a one off with an English girl I’d seen on TV, I didn't mind paying the extra. Would I return? No, this was just a box ticking exercise. Some might say this should be a neutral then, given you can get better VFM elsewhere, but I went into it eyes open and got pretty much the experience I was expecting.

[josephsmith965]

I had a more positive experience, I think partly because I paid a bit less (this was about six months before the documentary went out). I paid £150 for 45 minutes and (unexpectedly) got OWO as soon as I was out of the shower. She sucked me off beautifully, we fucked in various positions, and then I came on her face. We chatted for a little while afterwards, and I found her quite endearing - funny, and down to earth. I haven't been back, and have been put off a bit by those price increases, but I have noticed she does lots of random discounts, so I may go back at some point.

[StevenS]

I watched the programme. I wouldn't give her £2.50 let alone £250. Didn't come across well at all.

[tantric talents]

At that price and for those services I think you have been ripped off mate! 
I don't care if she has been on tv. Who cares about all that fake celeb shit when all one really wants is a stupendous punt at a fair rate?