Laughing my arse off at these all too true comments!
When people say they booked in Advance I think "what the fucking hell"? I mean, 3 months in advance booking and all that shit? For a fuck? A pump and dump - it's all over glorified Wank?
It's a fucking Prostitute, regardless of whatever she calls herself, her expensive fake tits, holidays and crawling pond life punters, she's no different from some scroat giving a blow job for £20 down Ilford Lane.
Sure, I'd love to shag her senseless, but there are hundreds of other Hookers on Adultwork I'd love to screw - but I sure as hell wont be booking in advance like some wanker, as if I'm booking tickets for the Cup Final.
Sorry guy's but I'm so fucked off with hookers like this, they get too above themselves and treat men like cunts, the fucking cheek