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20 review(s) for G_A_B_R_I_E_L_L_A (19 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline RandyF

Well, you have a point there - you'd need to have actually punted to have PT'P'SD. But you can always try to work up the courage for next year...  :cry:

Now, in the meantime, pipe down and get back to your cupboard, Harry Potter.  :yahoo:

Bizarrely this creepy night shift shite shovelled, is equating booking hoors with some kind of bravado and machismo.

He's been bleating on about Gabriella for fucking months, talking like a Gabby Guru to newbies and the cunt still hasn't been.

The most useful (and unique) info you brought here TOWNS, regarded that superstar whatshername?  Kevin or something like that - yeah two fucks in and you still never clocked he was a fucking BLOKE.
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Offline DG

If I was to play devils advocate here DG, I'd say there's nothing new in this review that you haven't already posted extensively on - other than a small paragraph on 'hedging' where she sucked and wanked you off while stopping often  :rolleyes:

A contrivance.

Being a straight down the middle neutral though, I'm easy  :drinks:

*Edging not hedging  :hi:

Damn there's just no getting past your sleuthing skills. Wait a minute; is The Gadgetman you're alter ego?   :unknown:
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Offline bensonhedges20

Dont think you can beat the fan club randy. Let them enjoy their (insert superlative(s) Gabby). After all her schedule seems to be free for the fluffsters.

Must say, never have I ever had an amazing session and forgotten to pay. Only happens with civvies.

Unless its the taz equivalent of a discount.

"you owe me a super fluffy review as you forgot to pay"


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Offline DG

Dont think you can beat the fan club randy. Let them enjoy their (insert superlative(s) Gabby). After all her schedule seems to be free for the fluffsters.

Must say, never have I ever had an amazing session and forgotten to pay. Only happens with civvies.

Unless its the taz equivalent of a discount.

"you owe me a super fluffy review as you forgot to pay"

 :dash: :dash: :dash:

My bait box is nearly empty with all the bites I'm getting.  :lol: :D :cool:
« Last Edit: February 18, 2016, 04:29:01 PM by DG »
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Offline seeker

I sense another pishing contest about to begin  :D

Bizarrely this creepy night shift shite shovelled, is equating booking hoors with some kind of bravado and machismo.

He's been bleating on about Gabriella for fucking months, talking like a Gabby Guru to newbies and the cunt still hasn't been.

The most useful (and unique) info you brought here TOWNS, regarded that superstar whatshername?  Kevin or something like that - yeah two fucks in and you still never clocked he was a fucking BLOKE.

What time does it matter when I post? Jealous that you're all chained up to your radiator by the time I do, or something?

Randy, it's you that clearly seems to think phoning and actually going through with a booking is a traumatic event as you spend all this time talking about punting, but never seem to actually do it. There's really no bravery involved - I simply call a girl, book her, and fuck her -  so one must wonder what you're so specifically afraid of, or if you're just a giant fucking pussy in general, full of typical trash talk. Oh what a cliché! Like a Muhammad Ali of punting that's too scared to ever get in the ring. Hah! :lol:

The first time I mentioned Gabriella was only a couple of a weeks ago, so you're wrong there also. The other difference is that I will actually go and punt with her as opposed to simply wanking myself stupid thinking about it while chained to a water pipe, like all the other girls you've never had the balls to book.

That's the 2nd time just on this thread that you've tried to claim I banged a tranny last year. The thing with comebacks, Randy, and I'll only explain this for you once, is that they only work ONCE. Yet this is the pitiful attempt at insult you aim at me every time you act like a childish slither of shite, which seems to be every time you're on here. You're worse than Geldof with Don't Like Mondays.

So that's all four I've called you out on, mostly sub-standard pish we've all heard before from you as well. You really don't have anything left, do you?  :cry:

Offline mavgoose

That's a challenge the he/she keyboard comedian warrior will no doubt take up. Probably type and re draft his attempt at "wit" many times before publishing.

Randy, this is a forum for punting. You don't punt. You've admitted it. You contribute nothing.
My theory on you right from day one ....?

Holly Taylor , or whatever her name was I reviewed , you're her or her partner. She probably knew the only other girls you "reviewed". So, not difficult to concoct them.
Scottish sisterhood and all that. 

Prove me wrong or fck off.

 :bomb: :hi:
« Last Edit: February 19, 2016, 07:29:18 AM by mavgoose »

« Last Edit: February 19, 2016, 11:29:26 AM by Rossco100 »

Offline RandyF


You really don't have anything left, do you?  :cry:

Today at 03:56:12 am »  <Ouch> on the back-shift again TOWNS. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to shovel it. 

First time round you actually claimed I'd fucked ALL of  the skankiest hoors TOWNS (The Oddity With No Shame), but now sadly my macho man rating has plummeted and I'm a geek figure, that's  actually fucked none of them ever.  There was a bloke on here saying just that same thing before you showed up again TOWNS. Talked about Gabby a lot too he did.  Anyway,  maybe the truth is as per-usual, somewhere in-between those extremes, but that'd be my fucking business wouldn't it.

No I'll continue to mention you fucking the tranny and not realising for as long as I see fit.  Stop telling people what to do you pompous cunt.  It's relevant and totally in context, it's a not a retort. After all, this pompous authoritative arrogant persona you attempt to portray - it may actually lead some members to believe you have a clue what you're talking about.  You're a summariser.  You summary other peoples post/reviews and post them as your own.  A guy that fucks a bloke twice and doesn't notice is not knowledgeable about the female anatomy.  No.  No way. This needs to be known and shared.  People can't be risking there hard earned cash on the say-so off someone so undomesticated.

You've not called no one out macho man. As in real life too don't call the shots here, you don't get to tell p[people what to do. Take your shovel and you get shovelling.  You're a night shift skivvy.  Know your place.

To surmise you don't the difference between a woman and a man's anatomy. Appear to know surprisingly little about hoors,, other than what you read on here, and a fucking arrogant pompous dick to boot.

Go fuck Gabriella macho man, you have been gurning about it for fucking ever, as I said.  She fucking deserv....she'd welcome you.  She's a very high falluting type hoor you know..think she'd revel in your company, and is probably looking forward to your visit as we speak  :)
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Offline RandyF



Prove me wrong or fck off.

 :bomb: :hi:

My theory about you WAS spot-on from day#1 Mavgoose.  Something not right with you.  Not in a malicious way granted, but Jesus Christ you've paid to fuck everything (and I mean everything) in the west coast of Scotland. There's supposed to be some choice in the matter.  A selection process even.  Not with you. You'd manage just fine without reviews, all you need is phone nos.

No one else here comes close to your hoor tally Mav. Certainly not me!!  Problem is, no one sane would want too either. Painful desperation about it all.

Nobody would bother there arse with you normally Mavgoose, but then you are prone to dropping these totally out of touch comments.

Holly Taylor loathed me.  The feeling was mutual.  :D :lol:  Unfortunately many know that too.  Ooops!

Sadly being such an easily led suggestible soul, with very little effort you could be convinced I'm Carol Vorderman.
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Offline DG

Guys, I'm not completely immune to a bit of banter on here and you know Randy, we have a bit of fun, but all that this is now doing is discouraging anyone from wanting to post reviews for fear of being ripped apart or have their thread hijacked.

I have given an honest review, of an honest and well regarded girl, and thankfully most punters see it for what it is. Whether or not I've gone overboard with my reviews of Gaby or not is largely immaterial and Randy has made his views on this clear, but I'll bear that in mind in the future.

I do get a bit pissed off by members slagging off reviews when they offer very little themselves, and I also think it's obvious that a lot of members do take advantage of others' posts when making comment themselves. Facts are always best, based on actually experience, and opinions are great so long as they are given constructively with a degree of provenance.

Anyway lads I'm off to finalise my next meet, which I may or may not post a review about. Happy punting my good friends  :drinks:
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I think everycunt  oan here should go on a wee nite oot I'll bring the boxing gloves so naebody can fuckin play wae theresels  :drinks:

Offline mavgoose

DG , I apologise for taking the thread / review slightly off topic.
I have seen Gabby. Just once. I was blown away by her good looks and performance. Great girl.

It does become a bit relevant however when it is clear Ms. Randy is yet again vehemently putting down another girl ( the competition ). It's obvious now.

Read between the lines of his / her reviews. Clearly touting the girls in a very subtle way. As I said , sisterhood.

What happened pet ? , did the popular girls kick you out the gang...?? You can tell us. A problem shared etc.

Offline auldie63

FFS why do you guys keep reading his/er pish. I stopped weeks ago when s/he said his/er dad was 39 and his/er grannie 16 or something. If you ignore the ageist teenage idiot s/he may go back to playing with his/er train set and give you all peace.

Offline DG

DG , I apologise for taking the thread / review slightly off topic.
I have seen Gabby. Just once. I was blown away by her good looks and performance. Great girl.

It does become a bit relevant however when it is clear Ms. Randy is yet again vehemently putting down another girl ( the competition ). It's obvious now.

Read between the lines of his / her reviews. Clearly touting the girls in a very subtle way. As I said , sisterhood.

What happened pet ? , did the popular girls kick you out the gang...?? You can tell us. A problem shared etc.

I get it mate, it's just that some girls seem to attract this shite more than others. Nuff said  :drinks:
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Offline DG

FFS why do you guys keep reading his/er pish. I stopped weeks ago when s/he said his/er dad was 39 and his/er grannie 16 or something. If you ignore the ageist teenage idiot s/he may go back to playing with his/er train set and give you all peace.

Wise words indeed auld yin  :hi:
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Offline bigbell

Guys, I'm not completely immune to a bit of banter on here and you know Randy, we have a bit of fun, but all that this is now doing is discouraging anyone from wanting to post reviews for fear of being ripped apart or have their thread hijacked.

I have given an honest review, of an honest and well regarded girl, and thankfully most punters see it for what it is. Whether or not I've gone overboard with my reviews of Gaby or not is largely immaterial and Randy has made his views on this clear, but I'll bear that in mind in the future.

I do get a bit pissed off by members slagging off reviews when they offer very little themselves, and I also think it's obvious that a lot of members do take advantage of others' posts when making comment themselves. Facts are always best, based on actually experience, and opinions are great so long as they are given constructively with a degree of provenance.

Anyway lads I'm off to finalise my next meet, which I may or may not post a review about. Happy punting my good friends  :drinks:

less of that shit!!! :rose:

we want to read your reviews, it is a review forum after all.

Offline chico1000

DG stick with the program mate. It's only Fagbreath and Randy. Fagbreath a lot of us have suspicions there bordering on guilty as charged.  As for Randy and Holly.
 Randy is putting up his own smokescreen.  He couldn't have loathed her because he subtly recommended her a good few months back.  The laugh was she had elite courtesan on her profile before it dissapeared.  In fairness to the whore hating biggot racist his description of girl next door and her pad was absolutely spot on.  Randy likewise why don't you just get with the program instead of all the shit you spew out.
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Guys, I'm not completely immune to a bit of banter on here and you know Randy, we have a bit of fun, but all that this is now doing is discouraging anyone from wanting to post reviews for fear of being ripped apart or have their thread hijacked.

I have given an honest review, of an honest and well regarded girl, and thankfully most punters see it for what it is. Whether or not I've gone overboard with my reviews of Gaby or not is largely immaterial and Randy has made his views on this clear, but I'll bear that in mind in the future.

I do get a bit pissed off by members slagging off reviews when they offer very little themselves, and I also think it's obvious that a lot of members do take advantage of others' posts when making comment themselves. Facts are always best, based on actually experience, and opinions are great so long as they are given constructively with a degree of provenance.

Anyway lads I'm off to finalise my next meet, which I may or may not post a review about. Happy punting my good friends  :drinks:

DG you are so right ...... I read other positive reviews from other regions and they get praised for writing a honest and sometimes fluffy style review (in case anyone didn't know this is my preferred style of reviews) by there fellow punters ......however in the Scotland region we are almost scared to write a positive review as it will receive nothing but negativity ....... I for one don't give a fuck what anyone says  :dance: especially if they are being negative .......you arseholes know who you are  :thumbsup:


DG stick with the program mate. It's only Fagbreath and Randy. Fagbreath a lot of us have suspicions there bordering on guilty as charged.  As for Randy and Holly.
 Randy is putting up his own smokescreen.  He couldn't have loathed her because he subtly recommended her a good few months back.  The laugh was she had elite courtesan on her profile before it dissapeared.  In fairness to the whore hating biggot racist his description of girl next door and her pad was absolutely spot on.  Randy likewise why don't you just get with the program instead of all the shit you spew out.

FFS why do you guys keep reading his/er pish. I stopped weeks ago when s/he said his/er dad was 39 and his/er grannie 16 or something. If you ignore the ageist teenage idiot s/he may go back to playing with his/er train set and give you all peace.

Indeed. My last character assassination of Randy clearly had the little wank stain seething, as his attempt at a reply was the most aggressive and hilariously angry I've seen him yet. I therefore enjoy winding him up in response to all the petulant shite he spouts as much as the next decent member on here. :yahoo:

It is, however, all getting a bit tired and the more you rip the arse from him, the more he comes back, desperate for another verbal raping, and so the cycle continues... "Banter" gets boring when the opposition clearly doesn't have the wit to keep up, meaning it isn't banter any more. I therefore think it best if we all simply completely ignore the little cretin for here on in. Like most smelly farts, he'll dissipate faster if we simply pretend he's not here. :thumbsup:

Offline mavgoose

I agree 100% with the above.
I am now officially ignoring him / her. Please everyone, sign up for this.
DG , apologies again we have sidetracked your review.
Admin, please feel free to either remove all non applicable comments, our indeed group them into a "who or what is Randy" thread in the Scotland general section.

Offline auldie63

"who or what is Randy"
Does anyone really care?

Cue all sorts of toys flying out the pram.
« Last Edit: February 20, 2016, 08:11:43 AM by auldie63 »

Offline RandyF

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Couldn't help but notice everyone (bar me!) ignored your post and its content TOWNS.  Even I didn't bother reading a word of your newest post tho.  I'm sure its diamond
 
It's the pompous thing.  Just doesn't work on a forum.  Everybody hates the pompous cunt.

Maybe it'd work Equestrian forum though  :lol:  Or a shite shovellers, a chance get away from the mundanity of skivvying.

Nahh, best just to loose the pomp.
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Offline RandyF

ageist

whore hating biggot racist

Ageist?  :scare: This has to be a first. Has anyone on here ever been accused of being ageist on here before?  Silly old cunt. 

Any of you fluffters of the Jewish faith, we could batter on anti Semitic to the list. Extreme fluffiness  in full flow.

What a ridiculous state for grown men to get themselves into.   All this over a prostitute they don't even know.  I can only hope you fluffters are as passionate, protective and caring towards your own friends and family...tends not to work both ways though eh. 

It's more extreme than just 'fluffy'.   Honestly, if a guy came in here  this morning and wrote a negative review of Glasgow Gabriella, these fluffy's would want to inflict physical pain - if they could get hold of him, they'd actually resort to slapping him around.  To hurt him, just as much as he'd 'hurt' them. Maybe it's a cultural thing. A 'Scotch' thing as Jamess999 would say.  I'll need to look on some other regions at some point.

Now apparently I'm a hoor! Or better, a bloke with a hoor girlfriend!  But hold it here, if that were true if I did have a hoor sat here with me, 'on tap' - wouldn't you fluffys be green with envy?  I'd be like a god to you lot, the coolest guy in Scotland.  Oh well  whatever,  good thing I'm on the official ignore list - don't want them worshipping me  :rolleyes:

Now, I am actually going off to spend a large part of this weekend, with a prostitute.  No, sadly I will be paying for the majority of it, and she's 20 years too young to be my burd  :(  Never have or ever will tout her - it'd be pointless, the Glasgow punters/fluffys always go for the same old slappers anyway. There's nothing I pay to fuck these days I could tout.  40bob pumped out old slappers Gabriella - it's a 'Scotch' thing.
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